The Daily Musings Thread...

bg13

Evening disciples of the Saville,

Floor wont Be deep enough for any bodies but the well could take a few!

Did digging today, more tomorrow, got a mate helping tomorrow so I'll act the role of the supervisor while he cracks on!

Rugby all weekend which will keep the bottom feeder smiling!

Toodles

Stevo_666

I dodged the ditches but the house is ferkin freezing. Got the heating on full blast and a pint of cider in my hand while I watch Starship Troopers and scoff a pot noodle

tlw1

Stevo 666 wrote:

I dodged the ditches but the house is ferkin freezing. Got the heating on full blast and a pint of cider in my hand while I watch Starship Troopers and scoff a pot noodle

Living the dream

tlw1

Working from home as it’s closer to the pub

JBA

Morning, walkers.

Due to the Arctic conditions and both children's schools being closed I am also 'working' from home. We have milk, bread and fish fingers so I am fairly confident we will survive.

Stevo_666

TLW1 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

I dodged the ditches but the house is ferkin freezing. Got the heating on full blast and a pint of cider in my hand while I watch Starship Troopers and scoff a pot noodle

Living the dream

By Teesside standards it is.

tlw1

Yeah Saturday. Long cold run done, great watching the sun coming up but my feet are fecked as the fields were frozen solid

Into town for ale soon and then over to friends for dinner - just need to work out where I’m watching the rugby

bg13

Afternoon snowmen,

Minor graft this morning and now suffering the bore a thon that is the Scotch playing the Italians. Hopefully the English will put in a winning performance later.

Toodles.

Stevo_666

Evening Gimps,

All in all a good day of sport on both the the normal and odd-shaped ball fronts Unfortunately I made it home too early as the roads were way better than I expected after the snowstorm in Redka this morning, so I'm now avoiding Stressbag's lengthy job list...

Stevo_666

Evening restraining order receivers,

Highlight of the day was managing to survive a trip out in the car with Stropteen who's learning to drive. A few tense moments and sarcy comments when I tried to advise, but what do you expect - I only bought the car for her :roll:

bg13

Evening wizard sleeves,

Some minor diy today in readiness for the plumber to come and hook all the sinks and dunnies up tomorrow.

In other news I'm still pinching myself after the rugby yesterday, amazing performance by the England chaps.

Toodles

Stevo_666

Evening Gimboids,

Just waiting to see if the Scousers will drop more points tonight. Otherwise not a lot doing today apart from blonde Polish minion coming back from holiday with a very nice tan. Good morale raiser

bg13

Pictures?

Evening gits,

Enjoyed the highs and lows of diy today, fitted two hand rails in the bathroom.........success, cracked a tile while doing it..............merde!

Concreting another floor tomorrow, I'll be having some special time with the mixer! Woop woop.

Toodles

Stevo_666

bg13 wrote:

Pictures?

They are stored securely in the bank

veronese68

Afternoon fistees,
I'd love to give Stevo a hard time over the lack of pictures but seeing as I'm now in an office with 3 lovelies so I have to try and behave, not that I am very good at behaving. Keep getting caught looking at the latest additions aris'
Out for beer and curry last night so suffering a little today. Other than that nothing special to report.
Better pretend to do some work rather than drooling like Homer Simpson outside a doughnut shop.

Stevo_666

Veronese68 wrote:

Afternoon fistees,
I'd love to give Stevo a hard time over the lack of pictures but seeing as I'm now in an office with 3 lovelies so I have to try and behave, not that I am very good at behaving. Keep getting caught looking at the latest additions aris'
Out for beer and curry last night so suffering a little today. Other than that nothing special to report.
Better pretend to do some work rather than drooling like Homer Simpson outside a doughnut shop.

I read this and thought for a second it must be Thursday - you always go out for beer and curry on a Wednesday. Anyway I'm out tonight so there...

Sorry about the lack of pics of 'Stevo's Angels', you'll just have to take my word for it. I hand picked them myself so you can be asured they are the best girls for the job

bg13

Evening voyeurs,

No decent bush to letch at here so i remain quite productive! Layed part of the floor slab in the barn attached to the Gite, I was on the mixer which wasn't as easy as i thought it would be, going to hurt in the morning, managed a few 'medicinal' beers so not feeling too bad at the moment!

Toodles

Stevo_666

bg13 wrote:

Evening voyeurs,

No decent bush to letch at here so i remain quite productive! Layed part of the floor slab in the barn attached to the Gite, I was on the mixer which wasn't as easy as i thought it would be, going to hurt in the morning, managed a few 'medicinal' beers so not feeling too bad at the moment!

Toodles

Whats wrong with French bush these days?

bg13

Stevo 666 wrote:

bg13 wrote:

Evening voyeurs,

No decent bush to letch at here so i remain quite productive! Layed part of the floor slab in the barn attached to the Gite, I was on the mixer which wasn't as easy as i thought it would be, going to hurt in the morning, managed a few 'medicinal' beers so not feeling too bad at the moment!

Toodles

Whats wrong with French bush these days?

A little unkempt in these here parts, reckon the bigger towns and cities will be overflowing with it though!

JBA

Morning, peepers and dribblers.

What are these 'lovelies' of which you speak? I work in a massively male-dominated industry and the last time I saw a fit woman in the offices was about 2009.

Currently having a new bathroom fitted in the homestead and I cannot believe the amount of shoddy workmanship in modern houses. Ours was built in 2000 and almost every pipe in the bathroom is badly positioned and we discovered all the building waste was stashed under the bath. I hope you are being a bit more professional in your endeavours, bg13.

Stevo_666

bg13 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

bg13 wrote:

Evening voyeurs,

No decent bush to letch at here so i remain quite productive! Layed part of the floor slab in the barn attached to the Gite, I was on the mixer which wasn't as easy as i thought it would be, going to hurt in the morning, managed a few 'medicinal' beers so not feeling too bad at the moment!

Toodles

Whats wrong with French bush these days?

A little unkempt in these here parts, reckon the bigger towns and cities will be overflowing with it though!

Chamonix was :P

On the subject of France, I showed a French bloke who works in our office the 'French Knight' scene from Monty Python & The Holy Grail and he p1ssed himself laughing

bg13

Stevo 666 wrote:

bg13 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

bg13 wrote:

Evening voyeurs,

No decent bush to letch at here so i remain quite productive! Layed part of the floor slab in the barn attached to the Gite, I was on the mixer which wasn't as easy as i thought it would be, going to hurt in the morning, managed a few 'medicinal' beers so not feeling too bad at the moment!

Toodles

Whats wrong with French bush these days?

A little unkempt in these here parts, reckon the bigger towns and cities will be overflowing with it though!

Chamonix was :P

On the subject of France, I showed a French bloke who works in our office the 'French Knight' scene from Monty Python & The Holy Grail and he p1ssed himself laughing

Brilliant, I'll wait a good while before i show that to the local old dears club!

Evening dix,

Gave the pool a bit of a pre-pre season clean this morning then had drinks and chat with the local old dears this afternoon, no kerniggits were mentioned!

Toodles

Stevo_666

bg13 wrote:

Brilliant, I'll wait a good while before i show that to the local old dears club!

Evening dix,

Gave the pool a bit of a pre-pre season clean this morning then had drinks and chat with the local old dears this afternoon, no kerniggits were mentioned!

Toodles

Some of them might have smelt of elderberries though.

Stevo_666

Just show them episodes of 'Allo 'Allo instead.

Evening Shirkers, not a lot of meetings but still had shed loads to do. Nor sure why, but I've earned a cider when I get home anyway.

Holiday now booked in Crete for August and the last time we get the school holiday ripoff. Stressbag suggested going and I wasn't keen on the idea initially as I meet enough cretins on here, but the change will do me good

bg13

Evening lords of the bum!

Wasn't feeling the love today so minced about doing nothing in particular! Now having a glarse of local red to recover from doing nothing! Sorted.
Never been to Crete, doubt I'll want to now you've been Stevo.

Toodles pip.

Stevo_666

bg13 wrote:

Evening lords of the bum!

Wasn't feeling the love today so minced about doing nothing in particular! Now having a glarse of local red to recover from doing nothing! Sorted.
Never been to Crete, doubt I'll want to now you've been Stevo.

Toodles pip.

True, you wouldn't want my sloppy seconds.

bg13

Evening scuzzbags,

Slightly more motivation in my diy today, putting up a wooden framework for the kitchen units. More of the same tomorrow though there's rugby ahoy........and boozes.

Toodles

Stevo_666

Rode home through storm Eric apparently. Now time for a fish supper and some plonk - got a list as long as my arm for this weekend by CBA to do anything tonight apart from eat and drink

bg13

Evening storm chasers,

Minor diy pre rugby, pretty crap games but not a bad warm up for the main event tomorrow. Boozes is being had so diy could be delayed in the morning!

Toodles

bg13

Morning gender neutrals,

Slow start but managed motd and a decent brekky so I'm off to do some diy which will involve shaping plaster board, this will not be fun as a, I have no patience b, I'm don't have the most delicate of touches that this sort of work requires!

Onwards to boozes and rugby, I'll tell you who i want to win after the game!

Toodles