The Daily Musings Thread...

Stevo_666

bg13 wrote:

Morning chumpy whumpers,

Stevo, as you're in foreign-ish parts do you have to raise your voice and wave your arms to be understood? Though as you're all but Scotch i guess you do it everywhere!

Missed the matches of the day last night and this morning, wasn't even Tlw'd. Not sure what the day holds but I'm sure management will have ideas once she exhumes herself from the bed, until then I'll be having some 'ME' time!

Toodles

Apparently you just have to raise your arm and stick your fingers the air in the pub to indicate the number of pints you want. A lot of people round this part of the world can order 6 pints at a time.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MevsXakiIK4

MOTD was good as the mighty Chelski won. Hopefully we can round the weekend off with a draw at the European Trophy Dodgers Derby this afternoon.

bg13

Stevo 666 wrote:

bg13 wrote:

Morning chumpy whumpers,

Stevo, as you're in foreign-ish parts do you have to raise your voice and wave your arms to be understood? Though as you're all but Scotch i guess you do it everywhere!

Missed the matches of the day last night and this morning, wasn't even Tlw'd. Not sure what the day holds but I'm sure management will have ideas once she exhumes herself from the bed, until then I'll be having some 'ME' time!

Toodles

Apparently you just have to raise your arm and stick your fingers the air in the pub to indicate the number of pints you want. A lot of people round this part of the world can order 6 pints at a time.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MevsXakiIK4

MOTD was good as the mighty Chelski won. Hopefully we can round the weekend off with a draw at the European Trophy Dodgers Derby this afternoon.

Far corfe!

Stevo_666

High six bg!

bg13

Stevo 666 wrote:

High six bg!

After watching the video and looking at all my home made cider i shall be chopping that sixth one off!

veronese68

Afternoon inbreds and cider drinkers,
At the ‘rents place moving furniture to make space for a bed downstairs. This is not helped by the hangover I have after yesterday’s barbecue. Still, I had a good time.
Off for some scoff then to see the old man shortly. Unfortunately he’s been throwing up so is nil by mouth again.

tlw1

V68

BG waved on the way past and now enjoying the rum - this wont end badly will it?

angry_bird

V68, all sounds very shit at the moment.

Morning felchers

Quiet weekend for me, rode bikes lots and then I went a bought a new spade, did some digging to test it out, reckon it's ideal for some crudder exploits. Today will involve studenting and associated stuff. Then bikes later when it stops raining.

TTFN

bg13

TLW1 wrote:

V68

BG waved on the way past and now enjoying the rum - this wont end badly will it?

I did wave back.....honest!

bg13

Afternoon shirtlifters,

I've been keeping my head down as there is another crudder in close proximity, he'll never see me as he'll be too Tlw'd by the sound of it!
Bit of cleaning and tidying here today as we have gite guests and a mate and his family are also visiting, so in true fashion I shall mostly be Tlw'd for a week or two!

Toodles

veronese68

Afternoon felchers,
Have you given your new spade a name bird? Seems like a strange thing to do but some people must do it as why else would the saying "He calls a spade a spade" exist?
A mildly dull Monday in the office was brightened by a trip to the cafe just now. My cousin had to pick some bits up and conveniently it was lunchtime, even more conveniently he chucked it on expenses. Probably going to see the old man in hospital later, this means I get a bit of a ride in at least.

tlw1

Weather not what I wanted today bg - sort it out

bg13

TLW1 wrote:

Weather not what I wanted today bg - sort it out

How very dare you Sir, the rain arrived with YOU!

Though i can let you know there will be sunshine with a chance of gross drunkenness for the rest of your stay!

Stevo_666

Evening workers and shirkers,

Good day out in the countryside and down on the beach. Finished off with a big slab of cooked sheep, washed down with cold flat cider. Same sizzle tomorrow

tlw1

bg13 wrote:

TLW1 wrote:

Weather not what I wanted today bg - sort it out

How very dare you Sir, the rain arrived with YOU!

Though i can let you know there will be sunshine with a chance of gross drunkenness for the rest of your stay!

Today is karting and drinking, apparently that’s the correct order

bg13

TLW1 wrote:

bg13 wrote:

TLW1 wrote:

Weather not what I wanted today bg - sort it out

How very dare you Sir, the rain arrived with YOU!

Though i can let you know there will be sunshine with a chance of gross drunkenness for the rest of your stay!

Today is karting and drinking, apparently that’s the correct order

Real man would do it the other way!

Morning ditch diggers,

Market, house cleaning, mincing and a bbq at some chums where I'm not going to be driving (though, if i was a real man etc!)

Onwards to stuff!

Toodles

veronese68

bg13 wrote:

TLW1 wrote:

Today is karting and drinking, apparently that’s the correct order

Real man would do it the other way!

We did it the other way on a stag do once, several of our number got black flagged on the first lap of warm up. :oops: They almost threw us all out after that but luckily we got away with it, there were quite a few crashes as I recall. Still, we all survived and then carried on with our day.

All a bit dull here, weather is dull as is work. Off to see the old man later, apparently I can't blame his condition on potatoes as they only kill women. At least I think that's what Bird said. I'll have to blame it on an imaginary celestial being then.

JBA

Hola de España, ball bags.

After a slighty bumpy trip through the Bay of Biscay we have made landfall in Cadiz, pronounced ‘Cadeeth’.
Enjoying the cruise so far and the G&T’s and cocktails are keeping me suitably numb and immune to the witterings of SWMBO.
It’s blooming hot here today so I am keeping myself well hydrated. Lager does hydrate, doesn’t it?

Ah well, back to loafing...

veronese68

JBA wrote:

Lager does hydrate, doesn’t it?

Beer is basically bread and water combined, the most simple food there is. So it rehydrates you and provides complex carbohydrates.

tlw1

Karting was a lot of fun - amazing track and decent karts for once

Stevo_666

In true Cruddy fashion we went walking today. Unfortunately Stressbag and Stropteen are crap at hiking (unlike me and the hound) and were moaning about how hilly and difficult it was (it wasn't ).

Now resting the legs before we head out to the pub again. We found one we like and even the hound likes it as it has a three legged cat.

bg13

Stevo 666 wrote:

In true Cruddy fashion we went walking today. Unfortunately Stressbag and Stropteen are crap at hiking (unlike me and the hound) and were moaning about how hilly and difficult it was (it wasn't ).

Now resting the legs before we head out to the pub again. We found one we like and even the hound likes it as it has a three legged cat.

I look like i have three legs!

Morning booze cruisers, workers, walkers and holiday makers!

Didn't do a lot yesterday as the Mrs told me i should get the tractor out and mow the weeds! Bbq last night was pretty good, the bloke always has decent boozes.

Today is the house/gite cleaning blah that i missed yesterday and the pool needs some attention!

Mate arrives tonight so more manic boozing!

Toodles

Andy

bg13 wrote:

I look like i have three legs!

I heard you weren't very tall.

Stevo_666

Andy wrote:

bg13 wrote:

I look like i have three legs!

I heard you weren't very tall.

bg must be an oompa-loompa.

Evening Gimps,

Morning in town and afternoon on the beach followed by big portion of fish n chips washed down with cider Now slurping some vino and watching a movie while the hound sleeps off his 'run himself stupid on the beach' session.

bg13

Stevo 666 wrote:

Andy wrote:

bg13 wrote:

I look like i have three legs!

I heard you weren't very tall.

bg must be an oompa-loompa.

Evening Gimps,

Morning in town and afternoon on the beach followed by big portion of fish n chips washed down with cider Now slurping some vino and watching a movie while the hound sleeps off his 'run himself stupid on the beach' session.

A well hung one, just ask your women folk!

Afternoon funky spingers!

Last nights lash on ended at three this morning, several bottles of wine went and other assorted boozes, think i was properly Tlw'd, this mornings alcopoop was a sight (and smell!) to behold! Now back on it again, got some desperados on tap! Sweet.

Bbqs in a bit and possibly more boozes!

Toodles.

tlw1

Had some sickness bug overnight, took a lot of effort to get back on the ale today, but I have managed it

Stevo_666

Evening Mongs,

Got my stuff packed for tomorrow's return to The Big Smoke and have just drained the fridge of wine. As we get back on Friday night I may as well have a drink to celebrate the end of the week

tlw1

Slow bike ride followed by a slow swim says I’m still not feeling 100% but oh well, time to man up and head over to cognac and see a pals sisters

veronese68

Morning misfits,
Are the sisters fit and got any pictures?
Mildly hungover today after a few beers and loud music last night. Went to see Slaves live in a club down the road, was a good laugh. Could have done without the sweaty teenagers hugging me after it finished though, I made the mistake of taking the mick out of the lad and his mates. Stevo, you need to educate Stropteen to listen to music you can enjoy.
Today is Fryday so it is my duty to support the cafe and eat my own bodyweight in fried pig. Later is pedalling over to sunny Tooting to see the old man, no sign of getting him out yet unfortunately. He now has a con in the bed opposite with two prison officers on duty, all a bit crowded around that bed. After that I will probably enjoy a cold beer.

bg13

Morning wrong uns,

Another slight hangover this AM thanks to our visitors, another trip out this evening that has good alcoholic potential!

Been planning my next trip back to the UK to get involved helping the family cope with the old mans latest hospital stay, will be just short of a month and dry, which will rob me of all my hard earned bar fitness!

Toodles

bg13

TLW1 wrote:

Slow bike ride followed by a slow swim says I’m still not feeling 100% but oh well, time to man up and head over to cognac and see a pals sisters

Get yourself some bottles of Pineau des Charentes, better from the smaller family run Cognac houses like Dhiersat at Rouillac or Jean Balluet at Neuvicq-le-Chateau

Very easily drunk........a bit like most of us on here!