The Daily Musings Thread...

bg13

JBA wrote:

Morning, rule-breakers and shower 'helpers'.

I really can't be arsed with work this week. 2 days until holidays and my motivation is lower than bg13's morals.
Today I shall entertain myself by reviewing and updating risk assessments. I know; I live a rock n roll lifestyle.

Talking of entertaining, would you all like to pop in to the Buying Advice forum and give Inkj a kicking in his 24hr Lock down thread? The bloke is a dick and needs winding up.

I'd feel like i was cheating on you all if i visited somewhere else on this forum! Buying Advice you say?

Morning dolts,

It rained last night, this means the grass will grow, this means i will have to spend part of the weekend on the tractor persuading it otherwise!

In other news I'm off out to dump rubbish and collect some large heavy gates, hope the trailer can cope!

Toodles

tlw1

Last day at work until the 28th

Stockpile your ale bg13 I'm coming to get it

bg13

TLW1 wrote:

Last day at work until the 28th

Stockpile your ale bg13 I'm coming to get it

I've still got some cider left which i reckon will be like drinking drain cleaner, well it is like *drinking drain cleaner as it flushes you through.

*i haven't actually drank drain cleaner..........honest!

Stevo_666

bg13 wrote:

TLW1 wrote:

Last day at work until the 28th

Stockpile your ale bg13 I'm coming to get it

I've still got some cider left which i reckon will be like drinking drain cleaner, well it is like *drinking drain cleaner as it flushes you through.

*i haven't actually drank drain cleaner..........honest!

You and TLW in the same place would be a bit like that scene from 'Withnail and I' where they are hunting for booze in their flat

Last day at work till the 20th, we're off to Cider country via Novichok City tomorrow. Better spend 5 minutes packing tonight then make in roads into the booze while the girls spend 15 hours packing and getting progressively more stressed about what they're taking or leaving out.

veronese68

bg13 wrote:

i haven't actually drank drain cleaner..........honest!

Not that you can remember at any rate.

Afternoon lifters of the shirt,
Busy day at work, believe it or not this is probably a good thing. Mild Thursday hangover has now subsided, this was helped by having copious amounts of tea and a couple of proper coffees. Went out for lunch with the Mrs, good to get out of here for a while. Still raining outside so quite glad I had to drive in to pick some stuff up.
Just had a chat with one of the girls that works here and she said she was fed up, I asked what I could do for her and she relied I should shoot her and then I could keep her body to have fun with. :shock: I said I found it difficult to keep the bodies warm in the past and she just laughed. The perfect girl for a crudder.

JBA

V68 - Make sure she digs her own ditch first.

I see a couple of you popped in to InkJ's thread. He's a speshul star, isn't he. It's a pity that bloke who liked salmon fish isn't still here. They would get on very well, I'm sure.

Happy holidays TLW1 and Stevo 666. I spent about 15 minutes packing last night and then relaxed in the air of not-particularly-quiet panic that descended on JBA Towers as the rest of the family spent the best part of 4 hours doing their packing. I am expecting a repeat this evening.

tlw1

Stevo 666 wrote:

bg13 wrote:

TLW1 wrote:

Last day at work until the 28th

Stockpile your ale bg13 I'm coming to get it

I've still got some cider left which i reckon will be like drinking drain cleaner, well it is like *drinking drain cleaner as it flushes you through.

*i haven't actually drank drain cleaner..........honest!

You and TLW in the same place would be a bit like that scene from 'Withnail and I' where they are hunting for booze in their flat

Last day at work till the 20th, we're off to Cider country via Novichok City tomorrow. Better spend 5 minutes packing tonight then make in roads into the booze while the girls spend 15 hours packing and getting progressively more stressed about what they're taking or leaving out.

I will be stressed packing the car later as I try and fit everyone's stuff in with my bike

tlw1

JBA wrote:

Happy holidays TLW1 and Stevo 666. I spent about 15 minutes packing last night and then relaxed in the air of not-particularly-quiet panic that descended on JBA Towers as the rest of the family spent the best part of 4 hours doing their packing. I am expecting a repeat this evening.

You too!

veronese68

You lot going on holiday are all barstewards, I need another holiday. Going to Amsterdam for a few days over the bank holiday weekend, does that count as a holiday?

JBA

Of course it does, V68.
Just think of all the hookers. There may not be many ditches in Amsterdam but there are plenty of canals to dump the bodies in. It's a crudder's paradise. Take the girl from work with you for added entertainment.

veronese68

JBA wrote:

Take the girl from work with you for added entertainment.

Going with the EPO and female child

Stevo_666

TLW1 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

bg13 wrote:

TLW1 wrote:

Last day at work until the 28th

Stockpile your ale bg13 I'm coming to get it

I've still got some cider left which i reckon will be like drinking drain cleaner, well it is like *drinking drain cleaner as it flushes you through.

*i haven't actually drank drain cleaner..........honest!

You and TLW in the same place would be a bit like that scene from 'Withnail and I' where they are hunting for booze in their flat

Last day at work till the 20th, we're off to Cider country via Novichok City tomorrow. Better spend 5 minutes packing tonight then make in roads into the booze while the girls spend 15 hours packing and getting progressively more stressed about what they're taking or leaving out.

I will be stressed packing the car later as I try and fit everyone's stuff in with my bike

Roof rack time?

Stevo_666

Veronese68 wrote:

JBA wrote:

Take the girl from work with you for added entertainment.

Going with the EPO and female child

Send them off shopping then you go window shopping.

tlw1

Stevo 666 wrote:

TLW1 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

bg13 wrote:

TLW1 wrote:

Last day at work until the 28th

Stockpile your ale bg13 I'm coming to get it

I've still got some cider left which i reckon will be like drinking drain cleaner, well it is like *drinking drain cleaner as it flushes you through.

*i haven't actually drank drain cleaner..........honest!

You and TLW in the same place would be a bit like that scene from 'Withnail and I' where they are hunting for booze in their flat

Last day at work till the 20th, we're off to Cider country via Novichok City tomorrow. Better spend 5 minutes packing tonight then make in roads into the booze while the girls spend 15 hours packing and getting progressively more stressed about what they're taking or leaving out.

I will be stressed packing the car later as I try and fit everyone's stuff in with my bike

Roof rack time?

Got one, but it slows you down. Managed to fit it all in

bg13

TLW1 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

TLW1 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

bg13 wrote:

TLW1 wrote:

Last day at work until the 28th

Stockpile your ale bg13 I'm coming to get it

I've still got some cider left which i reckon will be like drinking drain cleaner, well it is like *drinking drain cleaner as it flushes you through.

*i haven't actually drank drain cleaner..........honest!

You and TLW in the same place would be a bit like that scene from 'Withnail and I' where they are hunting for booze in their flat

Last day at work till the 20th, we're off to Cider country via Novichok City tomorrow. Better spend 5 minutes packing tonight then make in roads into the booze while the girls spend 15 hours packing and getting progressively more stressed about what they're taking or leaving out.

I will be stressed packing the car later as I try and fit everyone's stuff in with my bike

Roof rack time?

Got one, but it slows you down. Managed to fit it all in

Ps whereabouts are you vacationing?

Stevo_666

JBA wrote:

V68 - Make sure she digs her own ditch first.

I see a couple of you popped in to InkJ's thread. He's a speshul star, isn't he. It's a pity that bloke who liked salmon fish isn't still here. They would get on very well, I'm sure.

Happy holidays TLW1 and Stevo 666. I spent about 15 minutes packing last night and then relaxed in the air of not-particularly-quiet panic that descended on JBA Towers as the rest of the family spent the best part of 4 hours doing their packing. I am expecting a repeat this evening.

Looks like everybody's off. Where are you headed JBA?

JBA

Stevo 666 wrote:

Looks like everybody's off. Where are you headed JBA?

On a cruise to Spain, Monaco and Italy. Going to chill out and speak loudly and slowly in English to locals whenever we make landfall. I shall put on a mock accent appropriate to whichever country we are in.

tlw1

bg13 wrote:

TLW1 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

TLW1 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

bg13 wrote:

TLW1 wrote:

Last day at work until the 28th

Stockpile your ale bg13 I'm coming to get it

I've still got some cider left which i reckon will be like drinking drain cleaner, well it is like *drinking drain cleaner as it flushes you through.

*i haven't actually drank drain cleaner..........honest!

You and TLW in the same place would be a bit like that scene from 'Withnail and I' where they are hunting for booze in their flat

Last day at work till the 20th, we're off to Cider country via Novichok City tomorrow. Better spend 5 minutes packing tonight then make in roads into the booze while the girls spend 15 hours packing and getting progressively more stressed about what they're taking or leaving out.

I will be stressed packing the car later as I try and fit everyone's stuff in with my bike

Roof rack time?

Got one, but it slows you down. Managed to fit it all in

Ps whereabouts are you vacationing?

Near Aubeterre-sur-Dronne

tlw1

JBA wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

Looks like everybody's off. Where are you headed JBA?

On a cruise to Spain, Monaco and Italy. Going to chill out and speak loudly and slowly in English to locals whenever we make landfall. I shall put on a mock accent appropriate to whichever country we are in.

Enjoy!

bg13

TLW1 wrote:

bg13 wrote:

TLW1 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

TLW1 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

bg13 wrote:

TLW1 wrote:

Last day at work until the 28th

Stockpile your ale bg13 I'm coming to get it

I've still got some cider left which i reckon will be like drinking drain cleaner, well it is like *drinking drain cleaner as it flushes you through.

*i haven't actually drank drain cleaner..........honest!

You and TLW in the same place would be a bit like that scene from 'Withnail and I' where they are hunting for booze in their flat

Last day at work till the 20th, we're off to Cider country via Novichok City tomorrow. Better spend 5 minutes packing tonight then make in roads into the booze while the girls spend 15 hours packing and getting progressively more stressed about what they're taking or leaving out.

I will be stressed packing the car later as I try and fit everyone's stuff in with my bike

Roof rack time?

Got one, but it slows you down. Managed to fit it all in

Ps whereabouts are you vacationing?

Near Aubeterre-sur-Dronne

Give us a wave when you drive past!

bg13

Morning travellers,

Busy day today, got to do a changeover for the Gite so i shall be looking really busy while doing nothing, tonight is a farmers market type thing down the local town where i shall earwig on holidaying Brits putting on a silly accent while speaking English, waving their arms around and shouting loudly. I shall obviously roll my eyes like most of the locals, they accept me as one of theirs as I haven't had a decent shower in months!

Travel safe Mon braves.

Le Toodles

veronese68

bg13 wrote:

TLW1 wrote:

Near Aubeterre-sur-Dronne

Give us a wave when you drive past!

Waving with a loosely clenched fist in the manner of Gareth Hunt in those coffee ad's of many years ago?

bg13

Veronese68 wrote:

bg13 wrote:

TLW1 wrote:

Near Aubeterre-sur-Dronne

Give us a wave when you drive past!

Waving with a loosely clenched fist in the manner of Gareth Hunt in those coffee ad's of many years ago?

I'm far to young to remember that sort of thing, did you watch it on your 'black and white telly' whatever one of those is!

veronese68

bg13 wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

bg13 wrote:

TLW1 wrote:

Near Aubeterre-sur-Dronne

Give us a wave when you drive past!

Waving with a loosely clenched fist in the manner of Gareth Hunt in those coffee ad's of many years ago?

I'm far to young to remember that sort of thing, did you watch it on your 'black and white telly' whatever one of those is!

Not only was it black and white, we also had to get up and walk across the room to choose between the three channels available.

Inkj's lock thread is picking up, pondlife is trying to be clever again.

JBA

Veronese68 wrote:

Inkj's lock thread is picking up, pondlife is trying to be clever again.

How can you argue against his succinct, well-structured posts and insightful words of wisdom?

Watcha, bellends.
Just counting down the hours now until I can skedaddle and forget about work for a couple of weeks.

To those who are holidaying I wish you bon voyage and to those that aren't I offer you my pity.

veronese68

JBA wrote:

To those who are holidaying I wish you bon voyage and to those that aren't I offer you my pity.

The downside of going on holiday early.

Is Bird going on holiday or just on the permanent holiday that is student life?

Have a good one bitches.

Stevo_666

Evening Mongs,

Set off late due to female faffing and had the drive from hell to North Devon. Managed to get last food orders down the local pub at least and now making a dent in the complementary grog in the cottage. Think I will lie in tomorrow.

bg13

Morning holidaymakers, worker and walkers,

I must try one of these holiday things one day, do they offer them without stress?

I know we do

Anyhoo, fancy a trip,out to find a memory card for the camera I've borrowed, that's about all i got!

Toodles

Stevo_666

bg13 wrote:

I must try one of these holiday things one day, do they offer them without stress?

Yep, just don't take the wife...

Off out for pub grub soon, then it's MOTD.

bg13

Morning chumpy whumpers,

Stevo, as you're in foreign-ish parts do you have to raise your voice and wave your arms to be understood? Though as you're all but Scotch i guess you do it everywhere!

Missed the matches of the day last night and this morning, wasn't even Tlw'd. Not sure what the day holds but I'm sure management will have ideas once she exhumes herself from the bed, until then I'll be having some 'ME' time!

Toodles