The Irony Thread

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  • surrey_commuter
    surrey_commuter Posts: 18,867

    Pross said:

    Protestors holding a protest against the banning of protests (and rioting in the process to help gain support for the "ban").

    It’s not inconceivable that the new laws creates a cycle of reasonable protest > banned by police with new powers > protest happens anyway > police intervene > kicks off > new laws restricted protests further > protests happen anyway > police intervene > kicks off

    The thing is if you want to go have a fight with the police and cause trouble, things just got a lot easier.

    A more obvious cycles is police stand back > things get out of control > police get heavy handed > people whine > police stand back and let it happen
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,660
    You have a lot more respect for policemen than I do, clearly.

  • shirley_basso
    shirley_basso Posts: 6,195
    Why would you not have respect for policemen?

    They aren't the scumbags you think they are - certainly not like recruiters, anyway ;)
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,660

    Why would you not have respect for policemen?

    They aren't the scumbags you think they are - certainly not like recruiters, anyway ;)

    Never investigated any of my bike thefts, when I was out with my black mate he *always* got stopped, when I used to go through security with an Iranian colleague he would, without fail, be stopped for a 'random' search - to the point where we would go ahead and cheer when he got stopped.

    One kid in my class who became a policeman was an absolute reprobate and i would not trust him with much.

    I'm sure there are very sensible police out there, but they spend too much time covering for their appalling colleagues.
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078

    Why would you not have respect for policemen?

    They aren't the scumbags you think they are - certainly not like recruiters, anyway ;)

    Just like there general populace, there will be some a-holes in the ranks. I've certainly know of friends/colleagues who have had dodgy experiences with police.

    I've been stopped and searched twice, but have to say I didn't really have complaints, in that both times were following terrorist attacks where police had to show a visible presence and were in train stations when I was carrying backpacks.
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  • surrey_commuter
    surrey_commuter Posts: 18,867

    You have a lot more respect for policemen than I do, clearly.

    when it comes to riots the gloves should come off and they should be given free reign. if somebody wants to chuck missiles then they can accept being bitten, kicked or coshed.

    I have been in a few riots and frankly it is the only language these people understand

    Oh and I am swarthy enough that I used to get profiled at airports when with the missus, never on my own. I am OK with that and they were always very polite when they told me it was random
  • john80
    john80 Posts: 2,965
    I actually think the police do a good job of recruiting to limit the number of lunatics that get a job. They spend the bulk of their day speaking or arresting lunatics which must affect your view of the world. I am surprised they have such restraint when you watch an episode of 24 hours in police custody. You average middle classes professional would last ten minutes in a riot situation in their shoes. By all means call out corruption but in my view many other government functions have bigger problems.
  • surrey_commuter
    surrey_commuter Posts: 18,867
    john80 said:

    I actually think the police do a good job of recruiting to limit the number of lunatics that get a job. They spend the bulk of their day speaking or arresting lunatics which must affect your view of the world. I am surprised they have such restraint when you watch an episode of 24 hours in police custody. You average middle classes professional would last ten minutes in a riot situation in their shoes. By all means call out corruption but in my view many other government functions have bigger problems.

    Totally agree, there are not many of us for whom a bad day at work could mean hospitalisation or going home in a pine box.
  • morstar
    morstar Posts: 6,190
    Keyboard warriors telling people to toughen up.
  • shirley_basso
    shirley_basso Posts: 6,195
    edited March 2021

    Why would you not have respect for policemen?

    They aren't the scumbags you think they are - certainly not like recruiters, anyway ;)

    Never investigated any of my bike thefts, when I was out with my black mate he *always* got stopped, when I used to go through security with an Iranian colleague he would, without fail, be stopped for a 'random' search - to the point where we would go ahead and cheer when he got stopped.

    One kid in my class who became a policeman was an absolute reprobate and i would not trust him with much.

    I'm sure there are very sensible police out there, but they spend too much time covering for their appalling colleagues.
    Seriously? You think all cops are bent because they don't care about your stolen bike?

    That's a resource issue

    Being a racist isn't exclusive to the police force.
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,569

    Why would you not have respect for policemen?

    They aren't the scumbags you think they are - certainly not like recruiters, anyway ;)

    Never investigated any of my bike thefts, when I was out with my black mate he *always* got stopped, when I used to go through security with an Iranian colleague he would, without fail, be stopped for a 'random' search - to the point where we would go ahead and cheer when he got stopped.

    One kid in my class who became a policeman was an absolute reprobate and i would not trust him with much.

    I'm sure there are very sensible police out there, but they spend too much time covering for their appalling colleagues.
    Seriously? Who gives a sh!t about bike thefts.

    True. They simply give you an incident number so you can claim on your insurance and move on. Bigger fish...
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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,660
    I don't think they're bent, particularly, I think there's a lot of room for improvement, and I do think they're quite preoccupied with covering their own arse rather than improving.

    I don't have any particular solutions, but your experience of the police is too dependent on who you are dealing with, and with my huge sample of knowing one person who went into it as a career, I certainly wouldn't trust him.

    I imagine it's a rubbish job for the most part - i mean, who would voluntarily sign up to spend your days and nights dealing with criminals?
  • wilberforce
    wilberforce Posts: 316
    Lorry drivers now getting arrested for smuggling migrants out of the UK
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-56506954
  • morstar
    morstar Posts: 6,190
    Culturally, the biggest problem for the police is that you do need a pair (figuratively) to do the job which lends itself to a sub-set of society. That has been reinforced by recruiting to an even narrower stereotype for a long time.

    Operationally, they’re screwed with underfunding, an ever widening brief of responsibility and ever narrowing operating parameters.

    Like teaching, a thankless task as being good at your job isn’t enough in its own right.
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,656

    I don't think they're bent, particularly, I think there's a lot of room for improvement, and I do think they're quite preoccupied with covering their own censored rather than improving.

    I don't have any particular solutions, but your experience of the police is too dependent on who you are dealing with, and with my huge sample of knowing one person who went into it as a career, I certainly wouldn't trust him.

    I imagine it's a rubbish job for the most part - i mean, who would voluntarily sign up to spend your days and nights dealing with criminals?

    That's reinforcing the (probably unfair) view I have that you have a pretty narrow perspective on life and that you probably only hang around with like minded people!

    I know numerous current or ex-police officers. Two of my best friends from school joined - one joined in his mid 20s and is now a Chief Inspector and the other joined a few years ago in his mid 40s after working as an IT consultant (he was one intake in front of my daughter's best friend!). I know someone else who has just started his training in his mid 30s having been a bus driver. I applied when I was about 20 but failed the eyesight standards that were in place at the time. I actually know more people who have been in the SAS than you know who became police officers which seems odd.

  • surrey_commuter
    surrey_commuter Posts: 18,867
    Pross said:

    I don't think they're bent, particularly, I think there's a lot of room for improvement, and I do think they're quite preoccupied with covering their own censored rather than improving.

    I don't have any particular solutions, but your experience of the police is too dependent on who you are dealing with, and with my huge sample of knowing one person who went into it as a career, I certainly wouldn't trust him.

    I imagine it's a rubbish job for the most part - i mean, who would voluntarily sign up to spend your days and nights dealing with criminals?

    That's reinforcing the (probably unfair) view I have that you have a pretty narrow perspective on life and that you probably only hang around with like minded people!

    I know numerous current or ex-police officers. Two of my best friends from school joined - one joined in his mid 20s and is now a Chief Inspector and the other joined a few years ago in his mid 40s after working as an IT consultant (he was one intake in front of my daughter's best friend!). I know someone else who has just started his training in his mid 30s having been a bus driver. I applied when I was about 20 but failed the eyesight standards that were in place at the time. I actually know more people who have been in the SAS than you know who became police officers which seems odd.

    I can come up with four, for one it was all she ever wanted to do but could not cope with the violence and left after a year, another couldn't cope with the complaints and threat of prosecution and left after several years
  • veronese68
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    I imagine it's a rubbish job for the most part - i mean, who would voluntarily sign up to spend your days and nights dealing with criminals?

    People who want to improve society for all?
  • nibnob21
    nibnob21 Posts: 207
    My nextdoor neighbour is a policeman. Nice guy, but he did have a bonfire the other day and got ash on my cars. Don't think he's killed any black people though.
  • briantrumpet
    briantrumpet Posts: 20,882
    I think I'm friends with the same number of volcanologists as serving policemen (two).
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,660
    I read a while ago about how good or bad your local police force is on various metrics including trust and I think I’ve lived in the bottom two areas - south Cambs and South Yorkshire.

    Is quite old so maybe it’s moved on but I guess that’s some more context.
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    nibnob21 said:

    My nextdoor neighbour is a policeman. Nice guy, but he did have a bonfire the other day and got ash on my cars. Don't think he's killed any black people though.

    what do you think he was burning? ;)
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  • secretsam
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    elbowloh said:

    nibnob21 said:

    My nextdoor neighbour is a policeman. Nice guy, but he did have a bonfire the other day and got ash on my cars. Don't think he's killed any black people though.

    what do you think he was burning? ;)
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Hope he wasn't German.
    They take a dim view of such things.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-52674809
  • surrey_commuter
    surrey_commuter Posts: 18,867

    Hope he wasn't German.
    They take a dim view of such things.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-52674809

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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,660
    edited March 2021
    Is this in the irony thread because Bally was such a staunch defender of a bill that massively reduces the ability to protest? 🤪
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    It's actually an equality bill, as it makes the burning of any foreign flag equivalent of burning the German flag. The writer of the article focussed on the EU flag.
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  • surrey_commuter
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    elbowloh said:

    It's actually an equality bill, as it makes the burning of any foreign flag equivalent of burning the German flag. The writer of the article focussed on the EU flag.

    I imagine his angry typing did not get beyond “Germans burning EU flag” and then in the haste to post forgot to read the article
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Of course I read the article, that's why I emphasised it being a German law and not anything to do with whichever flag is burnt.
    But mea culpa, I posted a light hearted response to a post about burning flags, forgetting the first rule of CS. ie Don't post anything that may be construed as pro Brexit or god forbid, anti EU.

    Reminds me, still enjoying the Brexit bonus, otherwise known as the covid jab roll out? ;)






  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017

    Is this in the irony thread because Bally was such a staunch defender of a bill that massively reduces the ability to protest? 🤪


    Fully support your right to march up and down waving your placard saying all coppers are bstards because they didn't get your bike back.
    Don't think you have the right to disrupt everyone else disproportionately though.
    But hey ho.
  • morstar
    morstar Posts: 6,190
    That the communist Chinese understand the problem with monopolies better than the West.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-56701765

    It's commonly recognised that Apple practices are stifling app development.