Carlton Kirby

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  • m.r.m.
    m.r.m. Posts: 3,475
    He is not very good. Can be worth watching if you need more than LR and HTRWW.
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  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,725
    edited April 2022
    We had a classic Kirby moment today in Turkey.
    Racing towards the final loop of the finishing circuit and a couple of lads had let off some pretty feeble flares.
    Naturally this triggered our Carlton to go off on one.

    Next instant there’s a big crash that blocked the road for half the peloton, which Kirby completely failed to notice.
    No doubt he had smoke in his eyes.
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  • DeVlaeminck
    DeVlaeminck Posts: 9,104

    daniel_b said:

    bm5 said:

    Nico Roche is making a much better job of commentary than his father did. (I know I'm old )

    He did much better today on stage 2, some real insights.

    He was either nervous, or simply didn't have much to say on the opening TT, maybe not that surprising.
    Thought he found himself being caught between two stools in the last few km yesterday - you could almost hear him thinking "they've got no chance, but that's not interesting for the viewer, but I don't want to be too forthright about them having no chance in case they somehow do it... oh heck..."

    Agree with the insights though - it's really early in his career as co-comms and it usually takes a while for someone new to settle into it and find their own style. Roche is shaping up okay so far, and seems to have some of the David Millar keenness to talk about some of the aspects of racing that he finds especially interesting. That slightly geeky approach to racing (as opposed to the tech) is something that the Eurosport blend has perhaps missed a little.
    Not for me - the itv commentary that is - I've not caught Nico on co-comms this year but I wasn't overly impressed with him with the bits he's done previously - agree it does take them a while to find their feet though.
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  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,152
    Nico Roche was very very good on the itzulia comms.
  • daniel_b
    daniel_b Posts: 11,979
    edited April 2022

    Nico Roche was very very good on the itzulia comms.

    He improved the further it went on in my opinion.
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  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,725
    Several times on today’s big climb in Turkey, Kirby praised the ride of a local rider who was mixing it with Quintana and the main GC contenders, in the select group.

    It was a chap by the name of Mustafer Sayar.

    Oh dear, Carlton.
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  • Several times on today’s big climb in Turkey, Kirby praised the ride of a local rider who was mixing it with Quintana and the main GC contenders, in the select group.

    It was a chap by the name of Mustafer Sayar.

    Oh dear, Carlton.

    I'm sure he heard someone say "the Turkish rider must have a say here"
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
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  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,253
    I'll join you
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  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,725
    If anyone is wondering what mr thread title is up to atm, he's on duty this week, for Hungary.

    So, naturally his first words of commentary today were: "Welcome............to the Tour of Turkey,"
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  • takethehighroad
    takethehighroad Posts: 6,821
    Credit where it's due, Ben Zwiehoff called Lennard Kamna "Lenny" during his rider diary for the Cycling Podcast
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,152

    If anyone is wondering what mr thread title is up to atm, he's on duty this week, for Hungary.

    So, naturally his first words of commentary today were: "Welcome............to the Tour of Turkey,"

    That is outstanding work. He made it to the sixth word without a mistake.
  • diplodicus
    diplodicus Posts: 722
    Last couple of days I have been in the office, catching up on the admin side of my business, which I hate. I have had the Giro on as a radio, only listening.
    Adam Dan and Robbie are a joy to listen to and Hatch and Kelly are ok too. I think I would have lasted 2 minutes if Kirby had appeared before changing to a normal radio station.

    Eurosport, please please keep him away :)
  • daniel_b
    daniel_b Posts: 11,979
    I'm missing the banter that they had last year at the Giro, not sure if it is purely because Blythe is hardly doing any commentary and just in the studio, or the addition of RM, or whether they have been instructed to make it a bit more professional.

    I wonder if they had any complaints (probably not) though yesterday, I forget the context, but RM basically said he would call someone a word that began with the letter B, and ended with 'astard' :D
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  • jimmythecuckoo
    jimmythecuckoo Posts: 4,718
    I always feel simmering tension between CK and Brian Smith.

    The 6 stages of the 4 days of Dunkirk I felt a couple of times it would go full on.
  • abedfo88
    abedfo88 Posts: 25

    I always feel simmering tension between CK and Brian Smith.

    The 6 stages of the 4 days of Dunkirk I felt a couple of times it would go full on.

    Probably because Smithy knows Carlton is full of shit and knows literally nothing about a sport he is paid to watch all day.
  • tailwindhome
    tailwindhome Posts: 19,436
    edited May 2022

    If anyone is wondering what mr thread title is up to atm, he's on duty this week, for Hungary.

    So, naturally his first words of commentary today were: "Welcome............to the Tour of Turkey,"

    Turkey would be perfect when you're Hungary

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  • abedfo88
    abedfo88 Posts: 25
    Classic CK making stuff up to try sound cultured. The littlr mermaid statue has nothing to do with the brothers grimm, it's hans christian Anderson thank you very much.
  • diplodicus
    diplodicus Posts: 722
    When Eurosport announced their team on facebook there was no mention of CK. Imagine my disappointment when Rob hatch introduced the idiot this afternoon :(
  • abedfo88
    abedfo88 Posts: 25
    I think he may have just reached his peak. Lovely tribute to Chris Anker Sorensen. Carlton says

    "Well whoever Chris was, we salute you"
  • shirley_basso
    shirley_basso Posts: 6,195
    Any belated apology, by any chance?
  • andyp
    andyp Posts: 10,549
    What a complete lack of class. We already know he knows sweet FA about cycling, but this just shows his true character.
  • DeVlaeminck
    DeVlaeminck Posts: 9,104
    It wasn't actually that bad - he had no idea it was CAS but be honest I suspect most cycling fans didn't either.

    He has since posted an apology on twitter.
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  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,463
    I wonder if that will be the final straw for him. It already felt like he was being phased out under GCN / Discovery and this might give them the excuse to finally bin him.
  • No_Ta_Doctor
    No_Ta_Doctor Posts: 14,654

    It wasn't actually that bad - he had no idea it was CAS but be honest I suspect most cycling fans didn't either.

    He has since posted an apology on twitter.

    I think every other professional commentator knew it was coming and were ready for it. It's not about recognising the portrait, it's about doing your homework and treating a memorial with respect.
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  • DeVlaeminck
    DeVlaeminck Posts: 9,104
    How was he meant to be ready for it ? Unless there is some briefing he failed to attend or memo he couldn't be bothered to read?

    He said in the commentary he looked in the notes (Jonno's notes?) and there was nothing there. Also as it panned across initially it was just the face so he was already talking about it before it became obvious it was in memory of someone.

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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    edited July 2022

    How was he meant to be ready for it ? Unless there is some briefing he failed to attend or memo he couldn't be bothered to read?

    He said in the commentary he looked in the notes (Jonno's notes?) and there was nothing there. Also as it panned across initially it was just the face so he was already talking about it before it became obvious it was in memory of someone.

    We worked it out tbf.

    Think the bar for the tv commentator is higher than the people sitting on their sofa.