The whatever footie that's going on (with actual fans) thread

Stevo_666

pinarello001 wrote:

Not the way MU are playing.

Arsenal aren't on form right now either...

pinno

Arsenal 0 - Fabianski (and Swansea) 1

1st home defeat in 34 games.

Of course we didn't have to face the likes of Bradford City, so I guess our stats lack a bit of credibility.

tim_wand

Doesn't help when after we beat Hull. Ozil tweets "Job Done!" Typical bloody German getting his beach towel down early

Stevo_666

pinarello001 wrote:

Arsenal 0 - Fabianski (and Swansea) 1

1st home defeat in 34 games.

Of course we didn't have to face the likes of Bradford City, so I guess our stats lack a bit of credibility.

How do the stats of the league champions lack credibility?

chris_bass

Enough of this top 4 nonsense!

Who do we think will be joining QPR and Burnley?

I kind of want it to be Newcastle just because of how badly run it is and the strange feeling they have that they are 'big' club even though they haven't won anything for about 50 years! But I think it will probably be Hull.

lostboysaint

pinarello001 wrote:

Arsenal 0 - Fabianski (and Swansea) 1

1st home defeat in 34 games.

Of course we didn't have to face the likes of Bradford City, so I guess our stats lack a bit of credibility.

In the league or all competitions?

Stevo_666

Chris Bass wrote:

Enough of this top 4 nonsense!

Who do we think will be joining QPR and Burnley?

I kind of want it to be Newcastle just because of how badly run it is and the strange feeling they have that they are 'big' club even though they haven't won anything for about 50 years! But I think it will probably be Hull.

+1. I feel they deserve it. There's also a great 'Downfall' spoof Hitler rant from the last time Newcastle got the drop that could do with an airing.

chris_bass

They seem to think that because 50,000 of them turn up each week it makes them a big club, all it means is there really isn't much to do in Newcastle on a weekend. And hundreds of thousands of people go to see Justin Beiber, that doesn't make him a good musician!

pinno

Stevo 666 wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Arsenal 0 - Fabianski (and Swansea) 1

1st home defeat in 34 games.

Of course we didn't have to face the likes of Bradford City, so I guess our stats lack a bit of credibility.

How do the stats of the league champions lack credibility?

Ho do I put it?
Interpretation 1:
If we had faced Bradford city at some point, there is no way we would have gone 34 home games unbeaten.
Interpretation 2:
We get beat by Swansea, whereas Chelski lose to Bradford City...

Geddit?

Stevo_666

Oh yeah I get it, but we're still the Champions

I'll leave you and the other trophy dodgers to scrap it out for second/third/fourth.

pinno

Well, we will have to try and dodge an FA cup trophy then won't we?

Anyway, sod off. 2nd half of the CL fixture is on in a minute.

Stevo_666

pinarello001 wrote:

Well, we will have to try and dodge an FA cup trophy then won't we?

Anyway, sod off. 2nd half of the CL fixture is on in a minute.

You dodged the Premier League and the League Cup trophies pretty well. Just remind me how many trophies Arsenal has won this year?

tim_wand

Stevo 666 wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Well, we will have to try and dodge an FA cup trophy then won't we?

Anyway, sod off. 2nd half of the CL fixture is on in a minute.

You dodged the Premier League and the League Cup trophies pretty well. Just remind me how many trophies Arsenal has won this year?

Have won, not has. As a team we are a plural, not a singular therefore the correct adverb is have not has.
However as Chelski are all about one person I can understand your grammatical error.

pinno

tim wand wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Well, we will have to try and dodge an FA cup trophy then won't we?

Anyway, sod off. 2nd half of the CL fixture is on in a minute.

You dodged the Premier League and the League Cup trophies pretty well. Just remind me how many trophies Arsenal has won this year?

Have won, not has. As a team we are a plural, not a singular therefore the correct adverb is have not has.
However as Chelski are all about one person I can understand your grammatical error.

You can take the boy out of Boro' but you can't take...

Deep down he is a Boro' supporter but that doesn't fit his London persona. You can't go to an executive gathering in the pu... sorry, Bistro and mention Middlesbrough.

Stevo_666

tim wand wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Well, we will have to try and dodge an FA cup trophy then won't we?

Anyway, sod off. 2nd half of the CL fixture is on in a minute.

You dodged the Premier League and the League Cup trophies pretty well. Just remind me how many trophies Arsenal has won this year?

Have won, not has. As a team we are a plural, not a singular therefore the correct adverb is have not has.
However as Chelski are all about one person I can understand your grammatical error.

This confirms my suspicions that North London is where they found the Missing Link. Arsenal is one club (admittedly a bit of a crap one but still a club) - that's a singular noun, so you and the Stranraer gimp are both wrong

pinno

I have definitely rattled the monkey's cage TW.

tim_wand

pinarello001 wrote:

I have definitely rattled the monkey's cage TW.

Don't mention Monkeys, They hang em in Hartlepool, They are his real footballing rivals not us Gooners! What with him really being a Smoggy.

As for him having a go at Martin Keown ( He really was the missing link ) that's just a cheap shot!
Further proof he's not really a Chelski fan ! They d never take a shot this early on.

pinno

tim wand wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

I have definitely rattled the monkey's cage TW.

Don't mention Monkeys, They hang em in Hartlepool, They are his real footballing rivals not us Gooners! What with him really being a Smoggy.

As for him having a go at Martin Keown ( He really was the missing link ) that's just a cheap shot!
Further proof he's not really a Chelski fan ! They d never take a shot this early on.

Well spotted TW. The Executive chimp has been unmasked.

cornerblock

Stevo_666

Stevie G's last game at Anfield on Sunday - time to look back on what could have been

tim_wand

It wasn't scouse gangsters it was the thought of that Twunt Terry hanging out the back of Alex whilst he was playing in Europe, that stopped him signing. Terry wouldn't have been playing but he would have still gone up at the end to claim any Trophy.

Stevo_666

tim wand wrote:

It wasn't scouse gangsters it was the thought of that Twunt Terry hanging out the back of Alex whilst he was playing in Europe, that stopped him signing. Terry wouldn't have been playing but he would have still gone up at the end to claim any Trophy.

He has won quite a few...

cornerblock

tim_wand

Cornerblock wrote:

Typical Chelski .. First you attack Monkeys now your having a go at Donkeys!

See that class act Terry has bought a new house and ripped up all the real grass ( once owned by Colin Montgomery) and replaced it with something Plastic. ( How appropriate )

Come in with Loads of Money and replace history and tradition with artificial plastic crap.

Still at least the bus wont get bogged down on it.

Stevo_666

tim wand wrote:

Cornerblock wrote:

Typical Chelski .. First you attack Monkeys now your having a go at Donkeys!

See that class act Terry has bought a new house and ripped up all the real grass ( once owned by Colin Montgomery) and replaced it with something Plastic. ( How appropriate )

Come in with Loads of Money and replace history and tradition with artificial plastic crap.

Still at least the bus wont get bogged down on it.

We need a big bus for all of JT's trophies. Arsenal being the prudent team that they are can make do with a minibus

ballysmate

Stevo 666 wrote:

tim wand wrote:

Cornerblock wrote:

Typical Chelski .. First you attack Monkeys now your having a go at Donkeys!

See that class act Terry has bought a new house and ripped up all the real grass ( once owned by Colin Montgomery) and replaced it with something Plastic. ( How appropriate )

Come in with Loads of Money and replace history and tradition with artificial plastic crap.

Still at least the bus wont get bogged down on it.

We need a big bus for all of JT's trophies. Arsenal being the prudent team that they are can make do with a minibus

JT needs a taxi for when he pops around to Wayne Bridge's place. Only when Bridge is out though.

pinno

tim wand wrote:

Cornerblock wrote:

Typical Chelski .. First you attack Monkeys now your having a go at Donkeys!

See that class act Terry has bought a new house and ripped up all the real grass ( once owned by Colin Montgomery) and replaced it with something Plastic. ( How appropriate )

Come in with Loads of Money and replace history and tradition with artificial plastic crap.

Still at least the bus wont get bogged down on it.

He's a cockney lad isn't he? Little bit weh, little bit way...

Still, the baggies gave you lot a good kicking. The baggies, I mean ffs, not as good as Swansea are they?

Manc33

I said ages ago we should sign Benteke from Villa and we still haven't and probably aren't going to. The guy just scored ten goals in nine games... two years after I first said we should sign him, not that I am trying to toot my own horn, "toot-toot". How Villa have hung onto him for all this time, I don't know. I sometimes wonder if they would even be in the FA Cup Final/Premier League if he wasn't there. :roll:

Why are Chelsea losing 3-0 to West Brom?!

To annoy people? :shock:

It worked on me. :evil:

pinno

Unless MU win 7-0 on Saturday and Arsenal loose, that draw :roll: should give us 3rd spot, surely.

Stevo_666

pinarello001 wrote:

Unless MU win 7-0 on Saturday and Arsenal loose, that draw :roll: should give us 3rd spot, surely.

Third is yours. Thanks for giving the Mackens nothing to play for on Sunday, if Chelsea take their flip flops off they might actually win the last one....