The return of...Caption Competition
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Maria, you're definitely going to 'take one for the team' so will this be in public or in private?"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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Maria I told you George was the wrong man to give you expenditure advice but you wouldn't listen.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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David, how many more times do I have to tug you off before we can forget my expenses."Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Have you seen either of these people? If so phone CrimeStoppers on...0
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Maria, I know you're a woman and you were state school educated but what you did was f*cking stupid."Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Slip me 10 big ones and we'll call it quits, dear0
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I know I f*ucked up with my expenses but there's no way I'm going to give you a good rimming whilst wearing a Thatcher mask."Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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You let George do what to your balls :shock:"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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I think the select committee wants my 4rse porky poo...
Don't worry scrumpy toes, i'll cover it.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Pinno only manages a half-hearted smile as he realises he's been reincarnated as David Cameron's b1tch."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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If Oscar hadn't already thought of it, I'd lock you in the bathroom and shoot you though the door.0 -
If I had my way I'd bury you so deep nobody could ever find your black box.0
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There's the window. You know what to do.0
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You're the culture secretary, get me a yogurt.0
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Someone called Pinarello has been on the phone. He needs someone to do some creative accounting with his books, as Stevo let him down. Get your ar5e up there, there's a drink in it for you.0
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GiantMike wrote:
If Oscar hadn't already thought of it, I'd lock you in the bathroom and shoot you though the door.
“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
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why are we waiting........0
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matthew h wrote:why are we waiting........
They should have let a crudder win, we wouldn't have let them down would we "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Yay. Officially THE KING again.
Friday is judgement day.0 -
Disappointed. I thought SKY were going to show Vorderman's box, not Vorderman box.
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Quit starring at my tits pervert."Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Hit me harder *your left tit might flop out*0
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nice punchbags0
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Yer tits ain't bad for an old bird love."Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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I will have two from the top and one from the bottom0
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My god babe, you've got nipples like Ford Transit wheelnuts.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Your too old for me Carol and I don't care how hard you hit me the answers still no.“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
Desmond Tutu0 -
My tits won't be round my knees when in take off my spanx you cheeky git“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
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"Get too close again and I'll poke your eye out !""I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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I'm into MILF's not GILF's.“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
Desmond Tutu0
