The return of...Caption Competition

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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    Slowmart wrote:
    selfie-olympics-2014.jpg?w=600&h=350


    post leg shave and Dave was ready to put the lycra and swing his leg over a small italian
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    Dog: "If he does that to my t1ts and i'll bite his c0ck off...oh hang on, I did that last week"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    Roadie tests out new comfortable saddle.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    Slowmart wrote:
    selfie-olympics-2014.jpg?w=600&h=350


    Cheers. Winner on Sunday if thats ok?
    Arsenal fan tries for something more embarrassing than todays result.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Ballysmate wrote:
    C'mon Butch, you know you want me.


    The winner. All yours ball bag.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Here you go then chaps.
    Results late Wednesday and all that.

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    The hooker did think Pinno's request was unusual, but it was a damn sight better than sh@gging him.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    The hooker did think Pinno's request was unusual, but it was a damn sight better than sh@gging him.

    Nope mate, that scaffolding in the background has Shimanoooooo on it.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Sean's new missus was beginning to wonder what she'd got herself into.........a bike with Shimano FFS, what sort of sicko was he.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Her legs were a little hairier than he first thought but Piña knew with a little hard work they'd soon be roadie smooth just like his although he wasn't looking forward to doing her back.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    QVC presenters sink to new lows in an effort to sell a batch of Yankee Candles.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Dan wasn't sure the physio's advice about anal penetration by toe helps leg shaving but was willing to give it a go if it made him quicker
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    arran77 wrote:
    Her legs were a little hairier than he first thought but Piña knew with a little hard work they'd soon be roadie smooth just like his although he wasn't looking forward to doing her back.

    Christ, you weren't wrong there.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    After doing the top quarter acre of his OH's bush with a hedge strimmer, Pina decided that it was her turn.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    I am awarding victory to Pina for shaving his OH's bush with a hedge trimmer.

    It is only right that he gets his chance. :wink:
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    Ballysmate wrote:
    I am awarding victory to Pina for shaving his OH's bush with a hedge trimmer.

    It is only right that he gets his chance. :wink:
    Pinno won the caption comp? :shock: :o:mrgreen:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    I am awarding victory to Pina for shaving his OH's bush with a hedge trimmer.

    It is only right that he gets his chance. :wink:
    Pinno won the caption comp? :shock: :o:mrgreen:


    No. I just gave him a chance to post a pic as a reward for persevering.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    I am awarding victory to Pina for shaving his OH's bush with a hedge trimmer.

    It is only right that he gets his chance. :wink:
    Pinno won the caption comp? :shock: :o:mrgreen:


    No. I just gave him a chance to post a pic as a reward for persevering.



    And here's me thinking it was a funny caption competition not a "sympathy shag crap caption comp" event :wink:

    Guess i won't win the next round :D
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    Cheers Bally, £50 Wiggle voucher in post as promised.

    Here we go, winner picked when you lot have run dry:

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    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    A ridgeback on a ridgeback?
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Anybody fancy sniffing the saddle?
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    Following his failure on the last "Great Escape", Hilts thought that he might try a better disguise this time.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    The cocktail of performance enhancing drugs consumed by Lance had some rather unexpected side effects.
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • nathancom
    nathancom Posts: 1,567
    I told Fido to go and chase someone on a bike...he took me a little too literally.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    Boris' plan to get more b1tches on bikes starts to work.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Pooch proves more intelligent than most members of the bottom bracket
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    Slowmart wrote:
    Pooch proves more intelligent than most members of the bottom bracket
    The truth hurts.
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    Despite his back getting a little wet, Fido liked the cut out. It meant that he could p1ss through the gap and the back wheel would do the rest to mark his territory.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Despite his back getting a little wet, Fido liked the cut out. It meant that he could p1ss through the gap and the back wheel would do the rest to mark his territory.
    Have you been on the sauce tonight? You can't enter your own frikkin caption comp :lol:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    Shiiiittt! I've got no brakes!

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