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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    After the divorce settlement all that Sean is left with is his son's bike.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    When Boris Bikes were introduced to Lilliput the design had to be modified slightly.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    sorry mate, I didn't see you
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    I object !

    Slowmart, that is just blatant plagiarism. Shame on you. Surely grounds for disqualification.

    What's the excuse ? Sorry mate, I didn't see you(r post)
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    New recruits for Town Crier were in short supply :wink:
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Ironically his nickname was Lanky.
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    After 30 years as a cycle courier there were few who could match Rick. Quick, punctual, polite. always well turned out. He lived by the motto 'No delivery too small but some are too big'
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    And the winner is....
    AlexMac1973 wrote:
    New recruits for Town Crier were in short supply :wink:

    with
    pinarello001 wrote:
    This time around, Guliver found himself in an altogether different land...

    just pipped at the post.

    It was nice to see a little imagination used instead of the usual filth. Over to you AlexMac1973.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Capt Slog wrote:
    And the winner is....
    AlexMac1973 wrote:
    New recruits for Town Crier were in short supply :wink:

    with
    pinarello001 wrote:
    This time around, Guliver found himself in an altogether different land...

    just pipped at the post.

    It was nice to see a little imagination used instead of the usual filth. Over to you AlexMac1973.

    Filth? Filth? This is bottom bracket FFS :P

    Well done 73 :)
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    Capt Slog wrote:
    And the winner is....
    AlexMac1973 wrote:
    New recruits for Town Crier were in short supply :wink:

    with
    pinarello001 wrote:
    This time around, Guliver found himself in an altogether different land...

    just pipped at the post.

    It was nice to see a little imagination used instead of the usual filth. Over to you AlexMac1973.

    Well said that Slog bloke. Blame the filth on the crudder infestation.

    over to you Alexmac, well done.

    Why are we waiting, why are we waiting, oh why are we waiting, oh why why why. Why are we waiting, why are we waiting, oh why are we waiting, oh why why why. Why are we waiting, why are we waiting, oh why are we waiting, oh why why why. Why are we waiting, why are we waiting, oh why are we waiting, oh why why why...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Blame the filth on the crudder infestation.
    Aww bless, Pinno's getting all Mary Whitehouse on us. So when are you changing your username to Pinno66 tripe v 2.0 or Pinno Daddy D ? :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Blame the filth on the crudder infestation.
    Aww bless, Pinno's getting all Mary Whitehouse on us. So when are you changing your username to Pinno66 tripe v 2.0 or Pinno Daddy D ? :wink:

    I reckon Pinno Daddy D has a certain ring to it :lol:

    Remember PDD that second place is first loser :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    Trust the crudders to jump on the defensive/aggressive bandwagon.

    Thought you boys could take it in the chin...erm sorry, on the chin.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Trust the crudders to jump on the defensive/aggressive bandwagon.

    Thought you boys could take it in the chin...erm sorry, on the chin.

    The irony of that post is quite something.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    arran77 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Trust the crudders to jump on the defensive/aggressive bandwagon.

    Thought you boys could take it in the chin...erm sorry, on the chin.

    The irony of that post is quite something.

    'Ere, you gettin' all serious like?!

    Bring your skimpy posh fencing sword and i''ll bring my mallet - meet me on Hadrians Wall.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    pinarello001 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Trust the crudders to jump on the defensive/aggressive bandwagon.

    Thought you boys could take it in the chin...erm sorry, on the chin.

    The irony of that post is quite something.

    'Ere, you gettin' all serious like?!

    Bring your skimpy posh fencing sword and i''ll bring my mallet - meet me on Hadrians Wall.

    It was a little out of character so anyway, back to the filth :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    arran77 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Trust the crudders to jump on the defensive/aggressive bandwagon.

    Thought you boys could take it in the chin...erm sorry, on the chin.

    The irony of that post is quite something.

    'Ere, you gettin' all serious like?!

    Bring your skimpy posh fencing sword and i''ll bring my mallet - meet me on Hadrians Wall.

    It was a little out of character so anyway, back to the filth :lol:

    Peace in our time ?

    Why are we waiting, why are we waiting, oh why are we waiting, oh why why why. Why are we waiting, why are we waiting, oh why are we waiting, oh why why why. Why are we waiting, why are we waiting, oh why are we waiting, oh why why why. Why are we waiting, why are we waiting, oh why are we waiting, oh why why why...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Apologies, many thanks Slog.

    I've been saving this one for a while, enjoy. Winner announced Sat eve. Cheers Folks

    funny-george-bush-sandwich-sexy-picture-us-president.jpg
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Hurry up and suck GW off. It saves me giving him a reacharound.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,814
    W liked to be called Lucky Pierre at the weekends.
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  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    "For your services to the Government, it is my pleasure to present you with the award of the 'Life Size George W Bush Belt Buckle'"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Nope, there's no weapons of mass destruction here.
  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,279
    Bush by name, Bush by nature.
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    How come his Viagra's kicked in and mine hasn't?
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    How come Clinton got Lewinsky and all I get is you and the fat bloke.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    George, this is what we call a zip.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    Your nappy is fine Georgie boy, now go off and play around the back.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    it's hard to find a c0ck on a c0ck
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    I see you have come in your suit sir
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    nearly finished your 'W'

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