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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    George was beginning to regret not listening properly to Bill's advice about what you can expect to get when you're in the Oval Office.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    The hunt for GW's brain continues with little success.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Right, the winner is in. And it's a cruddite (Sorry Pina!)
    arran77 wrote:
    How come Clinton got Lewinsky and all I get is you and the fat bloke.

    Purely because that caption was the best I've read in a while, plus it was fcuk funny.

    Over to you Arran, well done.
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    AlexMac1973 wrote:
    Right, the winner is in. And it's a cruddite (Sorry Pina!)
    Pina will be reaching for his blood pressure tablets again :D
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Thanks Alex.

    I reckon you're right Stevo :lol: Bloody crudders taking over Bottom Bracket :wink:

    Here we go then chaps, winner picked on Wednesday evening.....

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    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    Lynda's fart was pretty good: not only did it lift her skirt but it really impressed the vicar.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    Father Luigi found that his new found 'Exorcist' powers could be used for good as well as evil.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    Mmm, nice arse.
  • tim_wand
    tim_wand Posts: 2,552
    Nancy Dell Ollio and Gennaro Contaldo star in soft porn remake of Evan Almighty.
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Mama Mia! Why the fcuk did I join the priesthood?
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    If only that was a choir boy
  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    On his way to Elton John's tarts and vicars party, Chris De Burgh gets a great idea for a song.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    "It's a pity they grow up so fast" thought Father Guiseppe to himself.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    I've gotta bash the bishop soon as I get home.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    thank you lord
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    Vatican sex change surgery tactics to hide kiddy fiddling clergy fails to to keep a low profile.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    Thank you lord for an uplifting experience
  • rgliniany
    rgliniany Posts: 753
    the rip of her fart reminded father fitzhenry of a choir boy's undies separating like the red sea :lol:
    It's a boy , It's a boy , I Shouted Running Into The Street With Tears Running Down My Face.....

    That's The Last Time I Holiday In Thailand

    URL Pinkbike
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    rgliniany wrote:
    the rip of her fart reminded father fitzhenry of a choir boy's undies separating like the red sea :lol:

    :lol:???

    It's good but I believe self praise is no praise . Oh and for the doughnuts amongst us....... :wink:
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Corr, I'll loose my hat if im not carefull.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    Hold on? I recognise those knees, Father Anthony?!


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    what's worn under the cassock?

    I can assure you nothing is worn young lady, it is all in good working order.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Its not Friday but I can smell fish.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • rgliniany
    rgliniany Posts: 753
    Cornerblock wrote:
    rgliniany wrote:
    the rip of her fart reminded father fitzhenry of a choir boy's undies separating like the red sea :lol:

    :lol:???

    It's good but I believe self praise is no praise . Oh and for the doughnuts amongst us....... :wink:

    a mere slip of the finger sir..... my most humble apologies.....can you ever forgive me?
    It's a boy , It's a boy , I Shouted Running Into The Street With Tears Running Down My Face.....

    That's The Last Time I Holiday In Thailand

    URL Pinkbike
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Father o'Migod noticed she had an unexpected item in the bagging area.
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    After this, the bishop was making wigwams in his teepee. He figured he was too tense.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Simple and smutty all in one, Slowmart has it with......
    Slowmart wrote:
    Its not Friday but I can smell fish.

    Over to you 'mart :)
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    Oh bollox A77. That's it, your getting a visit form the waste management boys, we'll make you an offer you can't refuse.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Oh bollox A77. That's it, your getting a visit form the waste management boys, we'll make you an offer you can't refuse.

    I see what you did there :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    selfie-olympics-2014.jpg?w=600&h=350


    Cheers. Winner on Sunday if thats ok?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu

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