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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    Is that a selfie Slowmart?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    Clear piles is a rare condition, but still painful
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Howl,howl,whimper,whimper,howl,whimper,howl,howl,howl,howl, scratch,scratch,howl,whimper,scratch,howl.
  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    Slowmart was convinced he could pass himself off as a ladyboy, if only he had a bit of todger tape.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Butch, when I squeeze this gerbil out, you grab him.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    C'mon Butch, you know you want me.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Pino's invisible bib-shorts chaffed his nipples a bit but he knew the reaction from fellow gay roadies would make it worth it.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Slowmart had a feeling that his new glass butt plug was slightly too large.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    Chris 'Lemon t1ts' was also known as 'Chipolata and two peas' in the evening.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    If this doesn't get the ladies I don't what will :wink:
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Victim of Gypsy attack in Middlesbrough is still traumatised.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Arran tries to fill his glass Crudcatcher.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Victim of Gypsy attack in Middlesbrough is still traumatised.
    I would say that's a winner but the standard of judging in this competition is woeful.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    Victim of Gypsy attack in Middlesbrough is still traumatised.
    I would say that's a winner but the standard of judging in this competition is woeful.

    The answer to that Sean is to post something funny yourself so that you can be the judge for once :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    seanoconn wrote:
    Victim of Gypsy attack in Middlesbrough is still traumatised.
    I would say that's a winner but the standard of judging in this competition is woeful.

    I agree on both counts! :)
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Victim of Gypsy attack in Middlesbrough is still traumatised.
    I would say that's a winner but the standard of judging in this competition is woeful.

    The answer to that Sean is to post something funny yourself so that you can be the judge for once :P
    Where in the rules does it say it has to be funny!!??
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Victim of Gypsy attack in Middlesbrough is still traumatised.
    I would say that's a winner but the standard of judging in this competition is woeful.

    The answer to that Sean is to post something funny yourself so that you can be the judge for once :P
    Where in the rules does it say it has to be funny!!??

    In that case I'll win with this......

    Small scrawny man takes selfie whilst sat on large glass sphere whilst dog looks on forlornly.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Victim of Gypsy attack in Middlesbrough is still traumatised.
    I would say that's a winner but the standard of judging in this competition is woeful.

    The answer to that Sean is to post something funny yourself so that you can be the judge for once :P
    Where in the rules does it say it has to be funny!!??

    In that case I'll win with this......

    Small scrawny man takes selfie whilst sat on large glass sphere whilst dog looks on forlornly.
    If the standard of judging is consistent, I would say you're in with a shout :wink:
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    seanoconn wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Victim of Gypsy attack in Middlesbrough is still traumatised.
    I would say that's a winner but the standard of judging in this competition is woeful.

    The answer to that Sean is to post something funny yourself so that you can be the judge for once :P
    Where in the rules does it say it has to be funny!!??

    In that case I'll win with this......

    Small scrawny man takes selfie whilst sat on large glass sphere whilst dog looks on forlornly.
    If the standard of judging is consistent, I would say you're in with a shout :wink:

    I miss the old days when mentioning mods or commuters in a disparaging way would guarantee a win!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    matthew h wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Victim of Gypsy attack in Middlesbrough is still traumatised.
    I would say that's a winner but the standard of judging in this competition is woeful.

    The answer to that Sean is to post something funny yourself so that you can be the judge for once :P
    Where in the rules does it say it has to be funny!!??

    In that case I'll win with this......

    Small scrawny man takes selfie whilst sat on large glass sphere whilst dog looks on forlornly.
    If the standard of judging is consistent, I would say you're in with a shout :wink:

    I miss the old days when mentioning mods or commuters in a disparaging way would guarantee a win!

    You're supposed to be working from home shirker :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    arran77 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Victim of Gypsy attack in Middlesbrough is still traumatised.
    I would say that's a winner but the standard of judging in this competition is woeful.

    The answer to that Sean is to post something funny yourself so that you can be the judge for once :P
    Where in the rules does it say it has to be funny!!??

    In that case I'll win with this......

    Small scrawny man takes selfie whilst sat on large glass sphere whilst dog looks on forlornly.
    If the standard of judging is consistent, I would say you're in with a shout :wink:

    I miss the old days when mentioning mods or commuters in a disparaging way would guarantee a win!

    You're supposed to be working from home shirker :P
    It's just dawned on me that you peddle your smut all over these forums, so not only will you be dragging my name through the mud by association but I also spelt Benn incorrectly in your sig and now everyone will know I'm an idiot!!
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    It's just dawned on me that you peddle your smut all over these forums, so not only will you be dragging my name through the mud by association but I also spelt Benn incorrectly in your sig and now everyone will know I'm an idiot!!

    Everyone already knew that, this just confirms it :P

    I'll edit the sig if it makes you feel better :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    It's just dawned on me that you peddle your smut all over these forums, so not only will you be dragging my name through the mud by association but I also spelt Benn incorrectly in your sig and now everyone will know I'm an idiot!!

    Everyone already knew that, this just confirms it :P

    I'll edit the sig if it makes you feel better :wink:
    Please :D
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    arran77 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Victim of Gypsy attack in Middlesbrough is still traumatised.
    I would say that's a winner but the standard of judging in this competition is woeful.

    The answer to that Sean is to post something funny yourself so that you can be the judge for once :P
    Where in the rules does it say it has to be funny!!??

    In that case I'll win with this......

    Small scrawny man takes selfie whilst sat on large glass sphere whilst dog looks on forlornly.
    If the standard of judging is consistent, I would say you're in with a shout :wink:

    I miss the old days when mentioning mods or commuters in a disparaging way would guarantee a win!

    You're supposed to be working from home shirker :P

    Was waiting for your misses to send me some more pics........ :D
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    Butch is thinking......."For fcuks sake, I have go for a walk with that tw@t".
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    Butch thought 'this is what happens when you can't lick your own balls'
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    seanoconn wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Victim of Gypsy attack in Middlesbrough is still traumatised.
    I would say that's a winner but the standard of judging in this competition is woeful.

    The answer to that Sean is to post something funny yourself so that you can be the judge for once :P
    Where in the rules does it say it has to be funny!!??
    Judging by recent winners being funny is clearly not what the judges are looking for. How Pinno and Womble haven't cleaned up in this competition is beyond me :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    New team kit intended to prove that roadies are not a bunch of uphill cyclists doesn't quite achieve its aims.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Victim of Gypsy attack in Middlesbrough is still traumatised.
    I would say that's a winner but the standard of judging in this competition is woeful.

    The answer to that Sean is to post something funny yourself so that you can be the judge for once :P
    Where in the rules does it say it has to be funny!!??
    Judging by recent winners being funny is clearly not what the judges are looking for. How Pinno and Womble haven't cleaned up in this competition is beyond me :wink:

    Oi, there's no need for that level of sarcasm cuntchops.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    It should come as no surprise that most accidents happen in the home.


    The older I get, the better I was.