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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    "Why have you got bite marks on your ass?"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,222
    The trip to Cuba wasn't quite what Tracy expected
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    I think this puppet might be a bit too realistic for the childrens' party
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,787
    Stevo's Missus was scared of needles, she wasn't used to anything so big near her backside.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • tim_wand
    tim_wand Posts: 2,552
    Slowmart wrote:
    leave it in but change the battery please


    This one takes it for me! Over to you Slowmart.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Cheers Tim.

    today-prince-charles.jpg


    Come on slackers...why am I waiting........
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,787
    How many bloody princes!? There can be only one.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • tim_wand
    tim_wand Posts: 2,552
    And the silly old cow, Takes this sword; and then She says " Arise Sir Jimmy of Saville" !
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,308
    You might think you're funny, but one more joke about camel shaxxers and I'm blxxdy having you.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,019
    Manc33 dons battle garb to go sort out those evil conspirators.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    "Listen chaps, don't worry - You'll be able to watch my fight with Mohamed Al Fayed on SKY sports 2"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    " I say chaps, surely this sword is a bit of overkill for dispatching that goat"
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    "Ha ha yes it it would make a splendid letter opener."
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    Yes, Father's doing very well thank you. In fact, he told me to pass on his "kindest regards to you bunch of dishcloth wearing c**ts"!
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    If she doesn't die or abdicate soon this should do the trick
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
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    Chris Bass wrote:
    If she doesn't die or abdicate soon this should do the trick
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,019
    Why are we waiting...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    Sorry, hadn't noticed my triumph.

    CamelBike599.jpg

    Winner Tuesday
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    We had that picture before Chris, sorry mate. Better find another one.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    Ah, give me a second
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    Try this one

    underwater-cyclist.jpg


    I did try that one you sent before but I'm not on pintrest so couldn't get to the proper version
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    Matth was slightly confused when he ended up in the drink and it wasn't what he was expecting.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,638
    Manc33 resorts to extreme methods of avoiding the impending Reptillian attack.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,019
    ...and researchers have finally found a sporting activity with a more ridiculous outfit than roadies' lycra.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Thats a change for crudders, blowing bubbles rather than each other.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Despite the strong taste of rubber Stevo couldn't get rid of a salty taste in his mouth
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,019
    Slowmart tries extreme sport in an attempt to rid himself of his Stevo fixation.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Unusual for a crudder to smell of fish rather than 'cheese' after going down.
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    Tilikum won't be amused in the slightest.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.

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