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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    matthew h wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Why are we waiting...

    Can't post a decent pic via the phone, so I will do it tomorrow
    Matt's a bit busy...
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    Alcohol free night last night:)

    Get on with it then!!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,155
    As its Christmas, we might as well have a nativity scene

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    Winners judged on Saturday (at some point as I'm out Friday night) :)
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Ther travelled by night, following a night star, they arrived expectingly, they waited and waited, then waited some more before a highly educated bloke posted a picture on BB.

    And the consensus was the image was awful, except for Matts missus at the back but she's easily pleased... :wink:
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,155
    She isn't :(
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Slowmart aims for the babe in the gold suit, angel wings and boots while seano isn't too fussy and goes for her mate who likes mince pies.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    Jesus was loving his last supper bash, totally unaware that a sniper was about to blow his brains out!
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    The Geordies celebrate their first Nativity play for 10 years as they have at last discovered a virgin. (She was only visiting though!)
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    The Middle East peace talks seem to be going better than expected!
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    The People's Font of Judea celebrate 2014 years since they formed and a growing number of members.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    Puzzled looks abound as the BB pond life struggle to find a decent caption.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The Jesus look alike at the front

    His beard and hair grew but Matthew did not appear. It was ordained the educated one would cast and share his wise judgement on Saturday evening but alas this seemed to have gone the same way his picture finding skills….. :wink:

    The woman's moustache at the back looked circumspect too until it became known that she came from oopp north.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,155
    pinarello001 wrote:
    The People's Font of Judea celebrate 2014 years since they formed and a growing number of members.

    We have a winner from a pretty shitty entry field (maybe because the pic was shitty)
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,155
    Why are we waiting
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    matthew h wrote:
    (maybe because the pic was sh!tty)
    Bingo! :wink:

    Now get on with it Pinno...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    (maybe because the pic was sh!tty)
    Bingo! :wink:

    Now get on with it Pinno...

    Chop bloody chop Pina :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    Someone wake him up FFS.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Do you think Pina's ruffied one of his employees and stretching them on a one to one review? :shock:
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    I think he 'released' them all into the wild not long ago. He's probably up to something while his other half is out working shifts. Meanwhile in Stranraer...

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    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Oh bollox, I won.

    Back soon...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    In the festive spirit.

    Winner will be picked on Christmas night.

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    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    Arsenal fans react badly to Liverpool's last minute equaliser.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tyred&weary
    tyred&weary Posts: 243
    The twins reacted badly when they realised this was not the real Noddy.
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    The news of Rudolph's suicide following his exclusion from the Reindeer Games filters through!
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Boxing day blues bite hard
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    There was always a sure fire way of ruining xmas, bring out the pictures of Biggins!
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    Reality hits home as Christmas is cancelled due to French Elves blockading all of Lapland's sled loading bays in a row over Christmas working hours.
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    pinarello001 wrote:
    In the festive spirit.

    Winner will be picked on Christmas night.

    santa-claus-making-kids-cry-since-forever-funny.jpg
    City Boy and his sprogs chuck a tantrum when they realise that a better team will be top of the league at Christmas.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    Tears of boredom all round as they watch Chelsea's back 8 out-Stoke Stoke!
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    Bottom Bracketeers can take it no more when City Boy brings up the same old bollox about Chelsea being too defensive after they win yet again :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Santa and his helpers start bawling after Stevo and City boy's bickering wrecks Christmas .
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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