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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Santa shows that he 'comes' more than once a year.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,896
    The Roadies discussion about wether it was better to have a flasher on the front or not had only one possible outcome as far as Piña was concerned.
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Santa reveals that he shaved his body hair in a bid to beat his Strava chimney to chimney times.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    People were shocked to learn that Santa wore a Rainbow Jersey, that he hadn't actually won, under his coat.
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Lady on left to her friend; 'Ooh yes that reminds me, mustn't forget the Turkey'.
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Shock at the 'Christmas Sidewalk 100' feed zone as riders expecting to grab musettes find entirely different bags on offer.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Come and have a go if you think it's hard enough.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,004
    Arran's attempt at cheering up the communters for Christmas doesn't quite have the desired effect.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Right losers, tonights winner is.........
    Slowmart wrote:
    Empty my sack for your present

    Gotta love a sack emptying gag :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • qube
    qube Posts: 1,899
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno has one Buckie and ends up recycling his dignity.

    FTFY
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    After a bit of quantative easing Santa's first thought was 'fcuk it, could be worth a giggle'
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    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,004
    Why are we waiting...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,634
    He's not called 'Slowmart' for nothing.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
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    The winner will be picked on Saturday.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    I'd do that for a Scooby snack.
  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    I always thought Velma had a dirty side to her.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Jeff Jones!!!!
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,787
    Zoinks!
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,787
    "What's that on my leg Scoob?"

    "Ruh roh, rorry raggy."
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,004
    It became obvious that 'Shaggy' was not a suitable name for Scooby's best friend.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Look Scoob, another babe ruined by a tramp-stamp.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • tyred&weary
    tyred&weary Posts: 243
    Scooby and Shaggy weren't disappointed that the headless woman needed no real investigation, but they studied the 'mystery' in depth anyway.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,634
    Scooby: "I wish i'd studied grynacololology instead of being a dumb extra in a repetative and predictable kiddie cartoon"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,004
    If it wasn't for those pesky kids, Seano would have got away with it.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    You're right Scooby, piles and open crotch knickers, not a good combination.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,634
    Scooby, do you think we've finally found the serial lingerie store thief and nymphomaniac?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,221
    Fred!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Ballysmate wrote:
    I'd do that for a Scooby snack.


    The winner.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,004
    Hurry up Bally....
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • johnnymcg259
    johnnymcg259 Posts: 569
    Look Scooby......it is Mr Perks from the fun fair after all.................

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