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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,155
    why are we waiting............. oh, it's me!

    fat_guy_on_boat.jpg

    Winner will be crowned on Saturday
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    Stung by criticism of his new bike by poncy roadies, matthew h takes to comfort eating in his boat.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Frank the Tank is still eating pies in a bid to reach his target weight.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Pie man Pete lives by the epithet 'It ain't the size of the ship; it's the motion of the ocean'.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    A large deposit of semen/seaman is found floating in V-Techs pond. :shock:
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,695
    It was at this point Matthew H suspected his browsing history had influenced Siri when he asked his iPhone to find a picture of a flat-bottomed punt to use as an avatar on a Boating forum.
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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Evidence emerges that Ugo isn't taking his weight loss as seriously as he makes out.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    Stevo gives up accountancy to become captain of Roman Abramovich's latest boat.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Charon refuses to take Frankie Fraser across the Styx and sends his slowest boatman instead.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Soon after this photo was taken, Pie man Pete was eaten by a great white shark that soon died of heart disease caused by excessive cholesterol.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    fat Bob was as easy as his sister, big Bertha, both would do anything for a pie and chips
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    Matthew h's swollen liver makes a desperate bid for freedom.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    We regret to inform you that tonight's episode of Three Men in a Boat has been cancelled due to Dara eating all the pies.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Pie man Pete is pictured here just before his solo round the world attempt. After 3 years, getting lost and having consumed his oars, Pete was finally found in the Seychelles weighing a mere 55kg's.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    The 'Free boat with every rack of pies' loyalty scheme goes down well at Walmart.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    The gender-reversed remake of "Shallow Hal" wasn't the box office success that the producers hoped for.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    matthew h wrote:

    Winner will be crowned on Saturday
    Cough cough.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,155
    arran77 wrote:
    Evidence emerges that Ugo isn't taking his weight loss as seriously as he makes out.

    Winner!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    Why are we waiting...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,155
    Why are we waiting
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    Oh why oh why.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Sorry chaps, winner picked on Wednesday evening :)

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    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Santa turned out to be' Sheila' and had a rather unkempt bush.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Stevo couldn't believe his luck on the way home.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,155
    Santa shows off his little 'helper'
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Pervert Santa shows the little boy what he'll be getting for Xmas
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Santa shows off the priapism that stops him getting down the chimney.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Empty my sack for your present
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    Out-takes from the 'Jim'll Fix It' Christmas Special are found in the BBC archives
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    Pinno has one Buckie too many and ends up recycling his dignity.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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