Retard thinks Muddyfox BMX is better than GT
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I know, I'm sorry.
but 41 you say?0 -
Gazlar wrote:I know, I'm sorry.
but 41 you say?
Something like that, yeah. Haha. I dont know my mums age stupidly... :oops: but 41-45 is about how old she is. Im so stupid.
I know my dads age though. 0 -
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How very dare you!!! I'm 330
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Again, i knew that was coming
My REAL Papa is actually 50 0 -
GT-Arrowhead wrote:Kowalski675 wrote:GT-Arrowhead wrote:Kowalski675 wrote:GT-Arrowhead wrote:Kowalski675 wrote:GT boy, if you just want dirty, meaningless, no strings sex, then the internet's full of women who want that too...
Im aware of that the girls would have every disease under the sun, and their vaginas would be as wide as the grand canyon from the amount of "D" they get! Naaasty!
Again, if she looked like Mila Kunis though...
You must be looking on the wrong websites, I've met some lovely women, lol. They're all tight when you're penod's as big as mine anyway...
You actually do it??? HAHA. Suuuure it is...
Not much recently, but I went through a phase before my last gf of shagging a bunch of random women from the internet, lol. As for the latter - there's photographic proof on the internet, but you'd have to wait until you're 18 to join the website, lol. I'll email a link to my pics to your mum though, she'd love it...
LOL, if you did do that then your a legend. Haha.
So the ladies tell me...My mum would be laughing at your one inch punch.
And crying by the time I've finished ramming that plus the other 7 inches up her arse, while pulling her hair and shoving her face into the pillow...Btw i was so close yesterday....as i was riding past going to the orthodontists and some proper fit blondie gave me a smile as i went past on the other side of the road...all i could do was smile back. Her mum was behind her. LOL!
Two questions. Was she over the age of consent? If so, do they fancy a threesome?... 0 -
GT-Arrowhead wrote:Kowalski675 wrote:GT-Arrowhead wrote:Kowalski675 wrote:Your girlfriend considered it? Bloody hell...werent you giving it to her enough?
Nice try, but if you read my prior post you'll notice that it said "who had considered it at one point" - past tense, i.e. five years before I met her. Trust me, I was giving her plenty (would be rude not to, she was a 25 year old stunner and loved it rough and hard - loved some "ouch with her ooh", lol) - and if you don't believe me there's video evidence, lol (but you'd have to wait until you're 18 to see it, ha ha ). Or you could ask one of the people who saw the webcam shows online...
HAHA! Okay, fair enough, i would have gave it to her plenty,
You wish...maybe i AM giving it to her
She likes older men with some facial hair, not boys......but i would NEVER video myself having sex. fark that!
Why not, lol? Home porn's great fun, lol. Although I did get offered the chance to do real porn a few years back, lol... 0 -
Kowalski675 wrote:GT-Arrowhead wrote:...but i would NEVER video myself having sex. fark that!
Why not, lol? Home porn's great fun, lol. :
I imagine access to a video camera is not the part thats stopping him making a sex tape0 -
Gazlar wrote:Kowalski675 wrote:GT-Arrowhead wrote:...but i would NEVER video myself having sex. fark that!
Why not, lol? Home porn's great fun, lol. :
I imagine access to a video camera is not the part thats stopping him making a sex tape
but he goes to an all boys school.......0 -
Are you sure they werent just saying that to make you feel better?Kowalski675 wrote:So the ladies tell me...
HAHAHA.Kowalski675 wrote:And crying by the time I've finished ramming that plus the other 7 inches up her ars*, while pulling her hair and shoving her face into the pillow...
Thats a bit rough mate, sounds like you would be trying to kill her! LOL.Kowalski675 wrote:Two questions. Was she over the age of consent? If so, do they fancy a threesome?...
She looked my age at the very least, she was a bit taller than me by the looks of it.
Since your a bit of MILF lover you can have the mum. But the girl is mine! It makes sense that way, and we both get what we want. 0 -
welshkev wrote:Gazlar wrote:Kowalski675 wrote:GT-Arrowhead wrote:...but i would NEVER video myself having sex. fark that!
Why not, lol? Home porn's great fun, lol. :
I imagine access to a video camera is not the part thats stopping him making a sex tape
but he goes to an all boys school.......
I have my "shitty" phone to use as the camera And your right in saying that the camera isnt the part thats stopping me.
I go to an all boys school, thats probably 99% of the reason why i dont have the "essential" part for the tape if i were to make one, which i wouldnt 0 -
welshkev wrote:Gazlar wrote:Kowalski675 wrote:GT-Arrowhead wrote:...but i would NEVER video myself having sex. fark that!
Why not, lol? Home porn's great fun, lol. :
I imagine access to a video camera is not the part thats stopping him making a sex tape
but he goes to an all boys school.......
I imagine there could be a market for that, from a certain kind of audience, lol. Maybe he could make enough to buy a decent bike... 0 -
Kowalski675 wrote:welshkev wrote:Gazlar wrote:Kowalski675 wrote:GT-Arrowhead wrote:...but i would NEVER video myself having sex. fark that!
Why not, lol? Home porn's great fun, lol. :
I imagine access to a video camera is not the part thats stopping him making a sex tape
but he goes to an all boys school.......
I imagine there could be a market for that, from a certain kind of audience, lol. Maybe he could make enough to buy a decent bike...
This is why i hate my school! LOL!
The decent bike is on the way! Its in my room, in pieces. 0 -
GT-Arrowhead wrote:
Are you sure they werent just saying that to make you feel better?Kowalski675 wrote:So the ladies tell me...
The video evidence suggests otherwise, lol.
HAHAHA.Kowalski675 wrote:And crying by the time I've finished ramming that plus the other 7 inches up her ars*, while pulling her hair and shoving her face into the pillow...
Thats a bit rough mate, sounds like you would be trying to kill her! LOL.
Rough sex rocks. If nobody's saying ouch then you're doing it wrong (or your dick's too small)...Kowalski675 wrote:Two questions. Was she over the age of consent? If so, do they fancy a threesome?...
She looked my age at the very least, she was a bit taller than me by the looks of it.
Since your a bit of MILF lover you can have the mum. But the girl is mine! It makes sense that way, and we both get what we want.
The girl doesn't though, lol. You can have 'em after I've finished with 'em, if you can still touch the sides, lol. 0 -
GT-Arrowhead wrote:Kowalski675 wrote:welshkev wrote:Gazlar wrote:Kowalski675 wrote:GT-Arrowhead wrote:...but i would NEVER video myself having sex. fark that!
Why not, lol? Home porn's great fun, lol. :
I imagine access to a video camera is not the part thats stopping him making a sex tape
but he goes to an all boys school.......
I imagine there could be a market for that, from a certain kind of audience, lol. Maybe he could make enough to buy a decent bike...
This is why i hate my school! LOL!
The decent bike is on the way! Its in my room, in pieces.
How much dick did you have to take to pay for it? 0 -
A girl does not simply not want me...
LOL!!! Who says i wont be able to touch the sides?
And ill take your word about the rough sex... 0 -
GT-Arrowhead wrote:Who says i wont be able to touch the sides?
Your mum.0 -
GT-Arrowhead wrote:Your dad.
You've had sex with his dad?0 -
welshkev wrote:GT-Arrowhead wrote:Your dad.
You've had sex with his dad?
Dad said he cried like a little bitch all the way through. 0 -
FKIN NASTY PEOPLE! LOL!
I thought you might have known the famous rap, thats why i said "your dad":
Your mum
Your Dad
The one you never had
Your sister
Your brother
The one that fucked your mother
Technically it makes no sense because it says you have no parents, then it says your brother fucked your mother.0 -
I've liked hip hop since I was about 12 and I've never heard that crap before!0
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And it actually says he's never had a dad, just a guy who had sex with his mum.
Pretty much like you and gaz really0 -
Well, its not necessarily a rap, its just something everyone said in Primary School...LOL.0
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welshkev wrote:And it actually says he's never had a dad, just a guy who had sex with his mum.
Pretty much like you and gaz really
LOL. Gaz would never have a son as cool as me 0 -
welshkev wrote:And it actually says he's never had a dad, just a guy who had sex with his mum.
Pretty much like you and gaz really 0 -
GT-Arrowhead wrote:Well, its not necessarily a rap, its just something everyone said in Primary School...LOL.
Humpty Dumpty is something they say in primary school too, and I'd not say that was a rap either.
Oh, and your bike is STILL shlt!0 -
GT-Arrowhead wrote:welshkev wrote:And it actually says he's never had a dad, just a guy who had sex with his mum.
Pretty much like you and gaz really
LOL. Gaz would never have a son as cool as me
Youre right there, my children would never be as entertainingly mongified0
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