Lifestyles of the rich and vulgar

pinno

Ballysmate wrote:

I've obviously been too nice to people on here. Falling out with folk obviously is the way to go.


Pina, you're a tw@t.
Can I have a go on your bin lorry now?

Oi cuntchops - I don't have a bin lorry, I have a van and no you can't have it. The last chookta who tried to nick the van got boiled in the oil heater and then baled.

ballysmate

pinarello001 wrote:

Ballysmate wrote:

nathancom wrote:

SloppySchleckonds wrote:

Saw this being unloaded this morning, £40k to fill with diesel.

That's a poor person's yearly salary...all spent on diesel

So 40k a year is poor?
Bloody hell! You best orgainise some food parcels for me then.

Bally, please get me out of here, i'm desititute (and hungry) and my cardboard box is leaking (again). The noise of the flyover above has given me a permanent migraine. I am teaching my little one's how to shoplift and burgle; they can get through rich folks oversized cat/dog flaps just to survive.

Cardboard box? Is that a detached residence?
Bourgeois pig!!

VTech

The route:

pinno

Ballysmate wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Ballysmate wrote:

nathancom wrote:

SloppySchleckonds wrote:

Saw this being unloaded this morning, £40k to fill with diesel.

That's a poor person's yearly salary...all spent on diesel

So 40k a year is poor?
Bloody hell! You best orgainise some food parcels for me then.

Bally, please get me out of here, i'm desititute (and hungry) and my cardboard box is leaking (again). The noise of the flyover above has given me a permanent migraine. I am teaching my little one's how to shoplift and burgle; they can get through rich folks oversized cat/dog flaps just to survive.

Cardboard box? Is that a detached residence?
Bourgeois pig!!

Don't you call me a Bourgois pig, posh git, it's only a Morrisons Cardboard box from the fruit and veg isle. I got it to lick the taste of the rotten lettuce from the sides when I get peckish.
I have found that old leather boots soaked in rats pi$$ is quite edible after a week.

arran77

VTech wrote:

The route:

For the leg between point C and D will you be using crude oil or diesel in the yacht :P

lucan2

Vtech - check your PMs

VTech

arran77 wrote:

VTech wrote:

The route:

For the leg between point C and D will you be using crude oil or diesel in the yacht :P

Ohh this is pure filth, vulgarity to the max.
We are travelling first class by air my friend.

To add a bit more vulgarity, it reminds me of a few years ago when we took my sister to Jamaica for her honeymoon, I decided to hire out the entire first class suite as we didn't want the riffraff joining us and spoiling the party.

arran77

You certainly like to add fuel to the fire VTech I'll give you that

ballysmate

I took my wife on honeymoon, but hey, whatever floats (and powers) your boat.

pinno

arran77 wrote:

You certainly like to add crude to the fire VTech I'll give you that

FTFY

BTW - Did the jet that took you all to Jamaica run on methane?

nathancom

pinarello001 wrote:

arran77 wrote:

You certainly like to add crude to the fire VTech I'll give you that

FTFY

BTW - Did the jet that took you all to Jamaica run on methane?

I would have thought they went by air balloon with all the hot air going spare.

ballysmate

pinarello001 wrote:

Ballysmate wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Ballysmate wrote:

nathancom wrote:

SloppySchleckonds wrote:

Saw this being unloaded this morning, £40k to fill with diesel.

That's a poor person's yearly salary...all spent on diesel

So 40k a year is poor?
Bloody hell! You best orgainise some food parcels for me then.

Bally, please get me out of here, i'm desititute (and hungry) and my cardboard box is leaking (again). The noise of the flyover above has given me a permanent migraine. I am teaching my little one's how to shoplift and burgle; they can get through rich folks oversized cat/dog flaps just to survive.

Cardboard box? Is that a detached residence?
Bourgeois pig!!

Don't you call me a Bourgois pig, posh git, it's only a Morrisons Cardboard box from the fruit and veg isle. I got it to lick the taste of the rotten lettuce from the sides when I get peckish.
I have found that old leather boots soaked in rats pi$$ is quite edible after a week.

Morrison's eh? As advertised by the capitalists Ant&Dec.
What's wrong with Lidl or Aldi? Better still, the Co-Op.
You are a traitor to your class. (Not that you ever had much)

VTech

arran77 wrote:

You certainly like to add fuel to the fire VTech I'll give you that

If you can't beat em and all that

TBH, I really don't find fun from posting the above, I did it to wind the few usuals up a little and for that I felt it worth it.
Truth is, yes I've been paid well to do a job but the last year was horrid so in true terms I would say I was not doing so well. Maybe its time for me to get some pity as I am in the true sense, unemployed now.

crumbschief

VTech wrote:

arran77 wrote:

VTech wrote:

The route:

To add a bit more vulgarity, it reminds me of a few years ago when we took my sister to Jamaica for her honeymoon, I decided to hire out the entire first class suite as we didn't want the riffraff joining us and spoiling the party.

If those are your feet at the top right i congratulate you on your flexibility taking this picture.

pinno

ffs, would you lot keep the racket down because I am trying to read this book:

arran77

pinarello001 wrote:

ffs, would you lot keep the racket down because I am trying to read this book:

How can the man not be a genius when he comes up with stuff like this.....

"If you want to gather honey, don't kick over the beehive".

upperoilcan

Crikey Vtech,that was some offer you gave out !!!

The Gumball is awesome,make sure you get video footage.

Whilst were at it,what car you doing it in ? PM if its too vulgar

VTech

upperoilcan wrote:

Crikey Vtech,that was some offer you gave out !!!

The Gumball is awesome,make sure you get video footage.

Whilst were at it,what car you doing it in ? PM if its too vulgar

Im in a vulgar mood so ill do it here if thats ok

Im doing it in the Aventador, the only reason for that is that I think it will cover the ground well and be half comfortable.
Ive done it before and its a great adventure although we did get lost a few times.
The support cars are a tuned Range Rover and Bentley GTC.

There is plenty of footage online, much more fun than me falling off my bike into a river :oops:

arran77

Is the aventador a diesel :P

rolf_f

VTech wrote:

upperoilcan wrote:

Crikey Vtech,that was some offer you gave out !!!

The Gumball is awesome,make sure you get video footage.

Whilst were at it,what car you doing it in ? PM if its too vulgar

Im in a vulgar mood so ill do it here if thats ok

Im doing it in the Aventador, the only reason for that is that I think it will cover the ground well and be half comfortable.
Ive done it before and its a great adventure although we did get lost a few times.
The support cars are a tuned Range Rover and Bentley GTC. and a Sinclair C5 for Matt

There is plenty of footage online, much more fun than me falling off my bike into a river :oops:

VTech

arran77 wrote:

Is the aventador a diesel :P

What a great car it would be if it had the BMW diesel engine. A true thingofbeauty

Sadly it is petrol/gasoline or if they prefer here, mostly heptane with various forms of iso-octane.

I do run super fuel though if that helps

upperoilcan

VTech wrote:

Im doing it in the Aventador, the only reason for that is that I think it will cover the ground well and be half comfortable.
Ive done it before and its a great adventure although we did get lost a few times.
The support cars are a tuned Range Rover and Bentley GTC.

There is plenty of footage online, much more fun than me falling off my bike into a river :oops:

Not sure how comfortable the Lamborghini is,but no doubt it will cover the ground in a very timely fashion !!

Good luck to ya.

No matter where you or how you fall off your bike it's never fun !

pinno

'Ere, my VW LT35 LWB panel van ('04 plate) is fully converted to run on waste vegetable oil. We buy the crude WVO at 10p per litre, clean it up, filter it, add diesel (5 to 10% depending on the season) and off we go.
I bet that Aventador thingy sucks more fuel in an afternoon of 'fun' than we do in a month.

ballysmate

pinarello001 wrote:

'Ere, my VW LT35 LWB panel van ('04 plate) is fully converted to run on waste vegetable oil. We buy the crude WVO at 10p per litre, clean it up, filter it, add diesel (5 to 10% depending on the season) and off we go.
I bet that Aventador thingy sucks more fuel in an afternoon of 'fun' than we do in a month.

Detached residence and a van?
Sheesh!!

VTech

I have the solution if we really fall out half way through the event.


One of our cars on the dyne: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8qgrO09ocg

And more vulgarity: A building the size of 4 mid terraced houses just to place a couple of cars in. filth !!!

Flâneur

Enjoy the Gumball completely jealous, something I would do along with following the world 7's tour if it were possible. Not sure I would pick the Lambo, probably find something with a harsher ride and be lifted out the car everyday, maybe a K'egg. Sure the after party at the stop would loosen me up.

Oh and that is a hell of a sound from that engine

VTech

sa0u823e wrote:

Enjoy the Gumball completely jealous, something I would do along with following the world 7's tour if it were possible. Not sure I would pick the Lambo, probably find something with a harsher ride and be lifted out the car everyday, maybe a K'egg. Sure the after party at the stop would loosen me up.

Oh and that is a hell of a sound from that engine

I have a completely vulgar story about the Koenigsegg. I was on the Gumball with the owner of the first Koenigsegg in the UK, Arthur had an issue and the water cap came off the car. He bought a brand new vw, took the cap off that, fitted it to the Koenigsegg and we carried on our merry way.
He actually gave the car to the girl at the dealership.

veronese68

Wouldn't it be quicker to go to the parts counter and buy a rad cap?

VTech

Veronese68 wrote:

Wouldn't it be quicker to go to the parts counter and buy a rad cap?

On a saturday afternoon at 2.30pm it wasn't possible. That was the first option.

sloppyschleckonds

VTech wrote:

I decided to hire out the entire first class suite as we didn't want the riffraff joining us and spoiling the party.

Looks like the bastids got in first.