Lifestyles of the rich and vulgar

dmclite-3.0

pinarello001 wrote:

Slowmart wrote:

It's all relative.

Having seen Russian's and talented chimps on holiday from the premiershit would suggest there is someway for someone to travel.

However having seen ex pats abroad makes you want to heave as well.




I saw the richest man alive a few months ago on tv. He was a hairy arsed farmer with an expectant wife and a swarm of older children and said he had the perfect life. The farm and location so just so beautiful as well.

The vulgarity of the huge gaps in the post...tut tut tut.

How did you know he was a hairy arsed farmer ?

All farmers have hairy arses. Its farming law.

VTech

I bought a JCB to dig holes, is that vulgar ?

VTech

And I dug a bloody great big hole !

MountainMonster

Richie63 wrote:

goonz wrote:

MountainMonster wrote:

I love how any time there is mention of animals parts in clothing PETA throw a hiss fit saying the animal was bludgeoned to death or skilled alive. It could very well be true, but they don't know. Could be ethical way of putting them down, but they go nuts straight away.

Is there really an ethical way of killing an animal for its skin? .

Car, dark night ,road foxfur done deal

This. PETA complains even if the animal was found dead before hand by natural causes. Also, like leather, they are used for many different uses.

Frank the tank

You're truly rich and vulgar when your retirement/care home is the Ritz in London.

daviesee

The Ritz may be pushing it but many a quality hotel will have long stay rates comparable with care homes.

I liked the story of the woman who checked in for a week of pampered luxury pre euthanasia. Style.

VTech

Some would say that having the last cheque bounce is the ultimate win ?

finchy

Danlikesbikes wrote:

SloppySchleckonds wrote:

Just starting using Evian in my water bottles.

Think you need this stuff - http://www.blingh2o.com

Now that is stupidly expensive and quite vulgar

I've invented a new type of water. Instead of sticking with the old H2O formula, I've slightly increased the number of oxygen atoms and have created H8O5.

I hope to start selling it to wealthy gullible idiots next month.

Frank the tank

VTech wrote:

Some would say that having the last cheque bounce is the ultimate win ?

I think it was Mickey Rooney (or one of his peers) that said "I want to die owing a million dollars".

VTech

I would love to die with the last cheque bouncing but I dont think I will for 2 reasons.

1) I dont have a cheque book
2) I hate owing money

The ideal of it is still nice though

sloppyschleckonds

Frank the tank wrote:

You're truly rich and vulgar when your retirement/care home is the Ritz in London.

Must have been a pisser having that 24hr police protection job

Ben6899

I just spent £250 on a toothbrush...

VTech

Ben6899 wrote:

I just spent £250 on a toothbrush...

Thats not Vulgar, thats Pimp !

team47b

FatTed wrote:

Is it ethical if you eat the animal and then use its skin?

Ethics is a social construct so if society says it's ok to kill and wear animal parts then it is considered ethical.

It is, in this culture, considered ethical to kill, eat and wear certain animal parts but not others.

Maybe you're thinking about morals. Morals are a personal thing and you may agree or not agree with what the majority of society find is an ethical thing to do.

VTech

team47b wrote:

FatTed wrote:

Is it ethical if you eat the animal and then use its skin?

Ethics is a social construct so if society says it's ok to kill and wear animal parts then it is considered ethical.

It is, in this culture, considered ethical to kill, eat and wear certain animal parts but not others.

Maybe you're thinking about morals. Morals are a personal thing and you may agree or not agree with what the majority of society find is an ethical thing to do.

Wow, thats deep

Ben6899

VTech wrote:

Ben6899 wrote:

I just spent £250 on a toothbrush...

Thats not Vulgar, thats Pimp !

Because I want blingin' teeth, bro.

VTech

sloppyschleckonds

I've just written a will, and made some funeral arrangements.
Is £8m too much to spend on a send off?

VTech

I would be upset if the wife spent more than a few k.

arran77

VTech wrote:

I would be upset if the wife spent more than a few k.

On you or herself :P

VTech

You have a point
I honestly can't see why huge money should be spent on funerals though, I'd rather the wife and kids spend it on a great holiday.

seanoconn

VTech wrote:

You have a point
I honestly can't see why huge money should be spent on funerals though, I'd rather the wife and kids spend it on a great holiday.

The average cost of a funeral is £3,284. I'm guessing that includes a headstone. No idea if that's expensive or not really.

VTech

Me neither, I know a friend who buried his father after xmas and that cost him just over 4k and didnt include a buffet afterwards and just one car after the hearse.

Anonymous

A friend of mine - her grandfather wanted to spend (and did!) the maximum tax-free allowance (if you splurge too much it can be subject to inheritance tax, I think)

Was meant to be (ironically for the deceased) a 'once in a lifetime' celebration of his life.

upperoilcan

Ben6899 wrote:

I just spent £250 on a toothbrush...

Good work....

You can never put a price tag on decent teeth IMHO.

pinno

Seen as its a recession, how about my idea for a B&Q style funeral flat pack kit? For £19.99

Kit 1:
Tin of black paint
Roof rack
Paint brush
Flat pack cardboard eco coffin
Shovel
Polysyrene headstone and
a decal kit

Kit 2:
Tin of black paint
Roof rack
Paint brush
Flat pack cardboard eco coffin
Box of matches

paultheparaglider

Frank the tank wrote:

VTech wrote:

Some would say that having the last cheque bounce is the ultimate win ?

I think it was Mickey Rooney (or one of his peers) that said "I want to die owing a million dollars".

Well, thanks to Gordon Brown we all will. If only Maggie had stayed in charge. :twisted:

garyk72

I drink petrol and piss excellence, is this vulgar??!!

danlikesbikes

pinarello001 wrote:

Seen as its a recession, how about my idea for a B&Q style funeral flat pack kit? For £19.99

Kit 1:
Tin of black paint
Roof rack
Paint brush
Flat pack cardboard eco coffin
Shovel
Polysyrene headstone and
a decal kit

Kit 2:
Tin of black paint
Roof rack
Paint brush
Flat pack cardboard eco coffin
Box of matches

Kit 1 sounds like a good idea, but would if it were me I'd change the polystyrene headstone to the wooden stake with a wooden plaque engraved with name etc across the top & the forks of a bike attached below the plaque.

pinno

Danlikesbikes wrote:

..the polystyrene headstone to the wooden stake with a wooden plaque engraved with name etc across the top & the forks of a bike attached below the plaque.

Bah - Polystyrene headstone and engraved wooden plaque - thats the posh upgrade kit.

See, the recession has its benefits: