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  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    Team47b will come along and answer that one soon and make us all jealous
  • Wirral_paul
    Wirral_paul Posts: 2,476
    florerider wrote:
    Team47b will come along and answer that one soon and make us all jealous

    You're killing the thread again.

    Too wet - your bike gets dirty and i dont like having to clean my bike all the time.

    Is Florerider really so daft that he cant grasp the idea of this thread??? :wink::lol:
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    No, not daft, he just has a healthy contempt for the 'rules', probably cheats at patience too (OT raining here :shock: )

    Is information knowledge?
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    No.

    Why do UKIP have MEP's?
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    Wirral_Paul wrote:
    florerider wrote:
    Team47b will come along and answer that one soon and make us all jealous

    You're killing the thread again.

    Too wet - your bike gets dirty and i dont like having to clean my bike all the time.

    Is Florerider really so daft that he cant grasp the idea of this thread??? :wink::lol:

    YES

    Is yes a good answer?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,511
    RideOnTime wrote:
    No.

    Why do UKIP have MEP's?

    'Cos if they didn't, there would be very very few of them who could cal themselves Ministers of any sort of Parliament. Plebiscites for plebs.

    Why is shaving such a pain in the neck?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    Because your bathroom mirror is set too high to see your legs.

    How does dry wine get so wet the moment it is spilt?
  • mudsucker
    mudsucker Posts: 730
    It probably has something to do with science or some sh!t like that.

    What do you call a male ladybird?
    Bikes are OK, I guess... :-)

    2008 Specialized Stumpjumper FSR Comp.
    2013 Trek 1.2
    1982 Holdsworth Elan.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,740
    mudsucker wrote:
    It probably has something to do with science or some sh!t like that.

    What do you call a male ladybird?
    The one on top.

    How should steak be cooked?
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    Next to onions and mushrooms.

    Kylie or Danii?
  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    Kylie

    Nails or no nails?
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    When it comes to Kylie, I would hope to say I nailed her, but I fear it will always be no nail.

    Cats or dogs?
  • mudsucker
    mudsucker Posts: 730
    Dogs. Cats are rubbish. True story.

    Wood or wire coat hangers?
    Bikes are OK, I guess... :-)

    2008 Specialized Stumpjumper FSR Comp.
    2013 Trek 1.2
    1982 Holdsworth Elan.
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    Wood

    are there any rules other than The Rules?
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    No.

    Pink or brown or both and which first?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Pink, brown, trap door :twisted:
    (In my dreams!!!)

    When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done?
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    Yes.

    What has the price of fish got to do with IT?
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    Depends if they byte.

    Calling all Sweaties. Yes or No?
  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    No.
    That was a thread killer. :shock:
    Is it right that school leavers won't get pensions until there 70?
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Yes

    What is your best life experience to date?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • laurentian
    laurentian Posts: 2,568
    Writing on the sole of my slipper with a Biro.

    What's the best pub in England?
    Wilier Izoard XP
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    The Ropemakers, Bridport.

    why are they called apartments?
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    abbreviation or merging of "a part of a tenement"

    so why are they called flats when they are in a building that goes up?
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Because 'ups' sounds daft :wink:

    Are you on the good or the bad list this year?
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    Probably the ugly list as always.

    What's in Santa's sack?
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Mrs Santa's next protein drink

    Light, strong, cheap. pick two
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    Slowmart wrote:
    Mrs Santa's next protein drink

    Light, strong, cheap. pick two

    Is that a question directed at Arran77's new avatar?
  • Gpfanuk
    Gpfanuk Posts: 142
    I would say so.

    standard or compact?
    Muddy Fox Hardtail Circa 1998
    Triban3
    Felt AR5
    ANC Halfords Peugeot (restored and ridden at Eroica 2015)
    A box of bits that will make a fine Harry Hall when I get round to it.
    Raleigh tandem of as yet unknown vintage - ongoing restoration for Eroica 2016
  • DavidBelcher
    DavidBelcher Posts: 2,684
    Gpfanuk wrote:
    I would say so.

    standard or compact?

    Standard. The London Evening Compact is a dreadful newspaper.

    Gas cooker or an electric one?

    David
    "It is not enough merely to win; others must lose." - Gore Vidal
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,740
    Electric. Even distribution of heat.

    Christmas pudding or profiteroles?
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי

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