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Well that all depends. If the red is snookered by the pink - do you go for the brown?
Viagra, Prozac, Cocaine or EPO ?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Are they the code words of the 21 century Dwarves - Hard, Sleepy, Excited, Fit.
If there are 7 deadly sins - what are the 7 Lively sins.?The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.0 -
If the definition of lively is based on how quickly the sin makes you get up and exercise (usually via running) then the ones I've seen on my estate are:
- shop lifting
- burglary
- pickpocketing
- car jacking
- drug dealing
- joyriding
- graffiti painting
Why do hairdressers wash hair they are about to cut off and throw away?0 -
Presumably so they can make a clean sweep of the floor.
Which is the best brand?
1. Trek
2. Giant
3. Cannondale
4. Specialized"Get a bicycle. You won't regret it if you live"
Mark Twain0 -
Out of those 4, Specialized. But my personal ride is a Lynskey.....
You Sir, cake or death?2010 Lynskey R230
2013 Yeti SB660 -
Why do threads peter out?0 -
Because Peter is French for Fart.....
Chinese rice crackers or Bombay Mix?Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.0 -
Bombay mix, 'cos it has more protein and less carbs than rice crackers :roll:
If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?my isetta is a 300cc bike0 -
They do in the winter.
Seine or Loire ?All the gear, but no idea...0 -
Loire.
What do you think of the Chilies latest album "I'm with you"?0 -
Havent heard it. But if you are a fan, I hope it is not as good as the next one.
With this good weather, does it mean that Seanoconn has to put in a full day's work?0 -
Don't be silly.
My two year old is beginning to talk. What does "Wrap wrap wrap, goodle goolly goolly be be be be beep" mean?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
No idea, I'm afraid
How do you know she is saying 'Wrap' and not 'Rap'? She isn't writing it down for you is she? 0 -
No, unfortunately.
Who's a bigger tw@t. Me or Seanaidtheconmanshirkercroydonshitshovellertrannyblokefromhell?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
I don't know either of you, but I'd say it's a close run thing. :oops:
What is Axel Rose and anagram of?0 -
Oral Sex
Ar.se Olx
Exarols... I don't know
What's wrong with people?0 -
They're not me.
Front bum or back bum?0 -
Depends what mood she's in.
If you had a camel, what would you call him?0 -
Grumpy Humpy.
If you had a 'once in a lifetime' holiday and it would be the last holiday you ever could have, where would you go?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Don't know but I'd never go there again...
Why does an internet forum always result in arguments?0 -
No it f@cking doesn't. You imbecile.
Where's is the cheapest place to watch Premiership football?0 -
In your dreams.
Does thought require language?my isetta is a 300cc bike0 -
What a fantastic question.
Although not sentient in the human sense of the word, observing my cat in her pursuit of a mouse, she applied thought when trying to catch it as it scuttled around the kitchen looking for havens and exits. As my cat does not speak, we can presume her thoughts did not require language. In the same vein, a Chimpanzee trying to eat ants which are buried in a hole applies thought to the solving problem but does not posses an intricate language.
If animals are capable of thought without the use of language, then surely humans are capable of it too. However, we would find it difficult to seperate the distinction between our thoughts without language and thought with language because language is intrinsically linked to the human pysche. So 'No' is the answer to your question IMO.
Why is bureaucracy so bureaucratic?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Because otherwise it would be interesting!!
Why would you want to fly a flag that indicates you're diseased? "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
seanoconn0 -
Because ringing a bell makes too much noise
Are the policies of Britain's political parties accurately aligned with the actual beliefs of most people?
It's just a hill. Get over it.0 -
does it matter?0
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"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
seanoconn0 -
sorry
I'll try again
Will I go slow in the winter air tomorrow?0 -
Yes, if you are still wearing your parachute, no if you forgot to wear it.
How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?my isetta is a 300cc bike0 -
The same age as if you did
Too wet or too dry?0
