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(Organised) Religion: font of all evil and root cause of most wars: yes or no?
It's just a hill. Get over it.0 -
Yes.
Very very hot and very windy ride or still, cold and damp?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Cold and damp.
Who's your favourite historical megalomaniac?0 -
Brian Clough; at the very least, he's in the top one.
Can someone be described as "gormful" as opposed to "gormless"?
David"It is not enough merely to win; others must lose." - Gore Vidal0 -
yes, but no-one knows what it means
are tailwinds a myth or do they really exist?0 -
They exist - but only for people travelling in the opposite direction.
Go abroad for 1st wedding anniversary or Stay in the UK?0 -
No. You'll be constantly interrupted by looney lefties trying to stone the builders as they work.
Will it ever stop raining so that I can actually ride my bike outside?
Yours
Concerned citizen, West Coast of Scotlandseanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Yes, eventually. Along with the sunshine there's got be a little rain sometime. Come on Tammy.
What's the optimum size for a shed?0 -
Just big enough to have sex with Susanna Reid in. Or to keep n+1 bikes in. The choice is yours.
Scully or Mulder?0 -
The woman.
Where is the passenger processing lounge for the lunar shuttle?0 -
They don't have passengers. The astronauts start their pre-flight 'processing' about 3 years before their flight at various locations around the world. Unless you're talking about the 'secret passengers'?
Anyway, how many press-ups can you do right now? (actually do them rather than guessing)0 -
None because right now I'm replying to your question :P
Will my order from CRC tun up today so I can finish the BFe?"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
seanoconn0 -
Who knows?
(I doubt SR is sexually active in sheds).
If we all stamped our feet would January and all it's s@it go away?0 -
Yes but you will have to wait a few weeks.
If I buy a house built on a flood plain, might it flood occasionally?0 -
Only if you leave the taps on with the plug in, or it rains a lot
should i still ride while recovering from flu?All lies and jest..still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....0 -
no
if I prop up the front of my rollers with some bricks can I use them for hill training?0 -
Yes.
Do cycling caps do anything or just look cool?0 -
They don't do anything and certainly don't look cool. Unless you're a.....
.....no, scrub that. They don't look cool ever.
Why does the old paint on my walls lift when I try to paint over it?0 -
Because poor preparation produces p1ss poor performance.
When was the last time DFS didn't have a sale on?Tail end Charlie
The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.0 -
'Cos new paint is very sticky and you haven't prepared the old surface properly because you were being lazy. It's the wrong time of year to paint anyway - too much moisture in the atmosphere, especially if you fart.
Do you actually need all of your teef?
Bollox, somebody has already answered it.
Back to the vein...
1922.
Do you actually need all of your teef?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Possibly not, would you like to borrow some?
Liver and bacon, yes or no?"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
seanoconn0 -
No. Bacon on it's own is OK, but liver? Eeugh.
Why do soldiers wear camouflage when they're sitting behind a desk in Aldershot?0 -
GiantMike wrote:No. Bacon on it's own is OK, but liver? Eeugh.
Why do soldiers wear camouflage when they're sitting behind a desk in Aldershot?
You haven't been to Aldershot then?
How can you tell if 'the worm has turned' when you can't see them because they are usually underground*?
*Well in Arran77's case, the worm is 'doon his troosers' and according to GT Arrowheads mum, you don't want to see it turn.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Because the worn is fecking huge
What's wrong with liver?"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
seanoconn0 -
Because sail before steam doesn't work on land
veet or Gillette?0 -
If you are a fan of 70s classic porn, neither.
Sean or Pina?0 -
It depends what for :P
Did you make a new year resolution?"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
seanoconn0 -
no
has anyone kept to their new years resolutions?0
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