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  • peat
    peat Posts: 1,242
    I think so, it gave me the power of invisibility! Well, i assume that's what happened and why 2 people pulled out on me forcing me to stop.

    Have you ever had a general anesthetic?
  • pinkteapot
    pinkteapot Posts: 367
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_Roun ... Colchester) :)

    Yes. Had my tonsils out when I was 11. Because dad had Bupa cover with work, I got to go to a private hospital where I could eat ice cream after the op. None of this NHS forcing you to eat a slice of dry toast when your throat's been sliced open nonsense. :D

    What's the scariest thing you've ever done?
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    pinkteapot wrote:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_Roundabout_(Colchester) :)

    Yes. Had my tonsils out when I was 11. Because dad had Bupa cover with work, I got to go to a private hospital where I could eat ice cream after the op. None of this NHS forcing you to eat a slice of dry toast when your throat's been sliced open nonsense. :D

    What's the scariest thing you've ever done?
    Point of order.

    Pinkteapot, your answer to the have you had a general anesthetic question belongs well and truely in the "lifestyles of the rich and vulgar" thread. (Found in bottom bracket) :wink:

    However in answer to your question
    Pointed out to the missus she was wrong. :lol:

    Fish & chips, bacon & egg or roast beef & Yokshire pud?
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    Roast beef. Followed by crumble and custard.

    What colour underwear are you......oops sorry, wrong form. :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

    Lidl or Aldi?
  • nevman
    nevman Posts: 1,611
    Aldi-got to love that Gavi.

    Are you sitting comfortably?
    Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

    Summer B,man Team Carbon LE#222
    Winter Alan Top Cross
    All rounder Spec. Allez.
  • pinkteapot
    pinkteapot Posts: 367
    Yes, with glass of wine in hand and Dominos on the way.

    What SHALL we do with a drunken sailor?
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,740
    pinkteapot wrote:
    Yes, with glass of wine in hand and Dominos on the way.

    What SHALL we do with a drunken sailor?
    It's his turn in the barrel.

    Full cream, semi-skimmed or skimmed milk?
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Semi-skimmed. My parents have skimmed and I can't get on wth it.

    Could you build a bike from its component parts?
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    Not if I want to ride it.

    Why do we use un-necessary adjectives, such as full fat milk and unleaded petrol. Surely it is just milk and petrol?
  • Wirral_paul
    Wirral_paul Posts: 2,476
    Because it makes us Brits better than those lazy Americans who always want to shorten everything ;)

    Why if you are smart enough to be an international master criminal and get invited to be a member of SPECTRE, would you not realise it would be a good idea to just shoot James Bond in the head??
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    For the same reason Santa uses a sleigh rather than DHL to deliver gifts. It makes a better story and with most make believe the good guys always win.



    When will it be warm enough to wear shorts on a bike?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,511
    Your question is flawed for the simple fact that it won't ever be warm enough again in blighty, it is a new era 'cos the gulf stream is going to 'switch off' not because of metorological changes but becuase of a Russian conspiracy to sell us more gas. You should have asked "Where will it be...".

    Why can't I have the moon on a stick?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • SMAC19
    SMAC19 Posts: 31
    Your so silly... That much cheese would just snap your stick..!

    Cider or Cidre..?
    Rose XEON CRS5000
  • Wirral_paul
    Wirral_paul Posts: 2,476
    Yes please - if you're buying.

    One back at ya - apple or pear cider (or cidre)
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    Apple for flavour. Pear for quick refreshment on a hot summer's day.

    On a similar theme.

    Rum......white or dark?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,511
    Neither, Roibos tea... tick tock...tick tock...tick...(Just waiting for it to brew in a teapot with a pink teacosy).

    How on earth did they come to the approximation about the number of ants and their total physical weight in the world, when they made 'Earthwatch' ?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,740
    Factor in climate and enviroment. Dig up a square meter of soil, count the ants, multiply by lots of square meters, make up a number like a quadrillion, multiply this by the weight of an ant and pass it off as an approximation to add scientific gravitas.

    Who 'done it' in Broardchurch? ITV1
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • ben@31
    ben@31 Posts: 2,327
    seanoconn wrote:
    Who 'done it' in Broardchurch? ITV1

    A. I reckon nobody did. It was a tragic accident.

    Q. Can Iain Duncan Smith live on only £53 a week?
    "The Prince of Wales is now the King of France" - Calton Kirby
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    Course he can. Although he'd need to top it up with expense claims.

    Do you think you'll achieve all of your (realistic) goals in life before you die?
  • insella
    insella Posts: 37
    yes, and then i must achieve all of my goals in death.

    how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  • pinkteapot
    pinkteapot Posts: 367
    A woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can’t chuck wood.

    But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    Chuck all. Sweet chuck all :!:

    I fa potato has eyes, can a carrot have glasses?
  • mouth
    mouth Posts: 1,195
    No. It doesn't have eyes.

    Would you sleep with a porn star?
    The only disability in life is a poor attitude.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Sleeping would be the last thing I'd be doing :wink:

    Are you bored?
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    Out my tree. That's why I'm here.

    Spit the dog or Basil Brush?
  • Toe knee
    Toe knee Posts: 525
    Put Eurosport hd on if you have it. Cyclings on :D

    Spit the dog !


    Beer or wine ?
  • bushu
    bushu Posts: 711
    beer of course, sometimes i'm afraid whilst cycling :lol:

    but should i go see the ex..? :?
    1# Retro Road Revamp & 2# Charge Plug fixed & 3# XC Scott Scale50
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,511
    Depends how desperate you are.

    Why does anything your try to fix cost twice as much and take far longer to fix than you anticipated?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    Because I have the technical ability of a tomato.

    Is Edam an acceptable for of cheese?
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • jrduquemin
    jrduquemin Posts: 791
    Yes

    Pink or brown?
    2010 Lynskey R230
    2013 Yeti SB66

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