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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    Yes. Not to post in BR forum. Doh!

    Anybody slightly famous died today?
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Well on this day in 1710 Emperor Higashiyama of Japan died.

    Who will answer the question you ask?
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    Jiminy Cricket

    Favourite Disney film?
  • crispybug2
    crispybug2 Posts: 2,915
    The Lion King


    Spit or swallow?
  • bianchimoon
    bianchimoon Posts: 3,942
    chew

    fish fingers or vege burger?
    All lies and jest..still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Fish Fingers. Vege burgers aren't real food.

    Ghost Town or Dreadlock Holiday or Golden Brown?
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Not sure, I'll have to find a geriatric to ask.

    Do manners really cost nothing?
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,511
    Golden Brown, texture like sun, lays me down with my mind she runs...

    Blonde, Brunette or Redhead?

    Bollox, pipped at the post again.

    Do manners really cost nothing?

    If you go to a Swiss finishing school it costs a packet. If you live in Middlesborough, you'll get twatted for ahving manners.

    Blonde, Brunette or Redhead?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    All three please :wink:

    Does the carpet have to match the curtains?
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    No. If you want to keep your ginger pubes and black hair I'm sure you look great.

    Why do I hate decorating quite so much? I don't hate cycling, which is harder. Confused.
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    GiantMike wrote:
    No. If you want to keep your ginger pubes and black hair I'm sure you look great.

    Why do I hate decorating quite so much? I don't hate cycling, which is harder. Confused.

    it is all about effort and reward.

    Is anyone else confused?
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    I'm confused, and not just about decorating. I was so confused I started a website about it, and confusingly ended up selling insurance!

    What's the best bit of technology you have?
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    it could be the radio in my Audi which in true Bavarian fashion lists Classic FM as "light", but I would say my Cyrus hi-fi.

    does having a power meter do anything other than confirm the worst?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,511
    It lets you calculate how much you would have to pedal to keep the 'lights on' when they go off in 2016*.

    *According to the government.

    On that theme:
    How many baked beans would you have to consume on a daily basis so that the methane you produce would offset your gas bill to the tune of 5%?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    This isn't what is meant by biogas :roll:

    Would we solve global warming by buying a sack of coal and carrying it around the garden to keep warm instead of burning it?
  • bianchimoon
    bianchimoon Posts: 3,942
    No, takes a lot of energy to get that stuff out of the ground

    why are there no race bikes with a mono fork?
    All lies and jest..still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Because the tried-and-tested 2 prong approach has worked well for years, and I'm assuming the triangulation it provides allows an overall lighter weight.

    What was your greatest achievement of 2013?
  • gingaman
    gingaman Posts: 576
    Making it to 2014.

    The sump of an engine has the shape of a cuboid. Its dimensions are 40cm, 30cm and 25cm.
    a) How much oil does it contain when it is half full?
    b) What is the total surface area of the sump?
    c) What practical use does this information hold when I am not an engineer?
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Trick question, you're only allowed to ask one not three :wink:

    Indian or Thai?
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • gingaman
    gingaman Posts: 576
    Meet in the middle and go Bangladeshi.

    What time is Beer-o-clock?
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    time for a swift one

    wool or lycra?
  • Wool.

    How long is a piece of string?
  • gingaman
    gingaman Posts: 576
    Twice as long as half it's length.

    How will 6 Stella Artois affect my ride tomorrow?
  • Not as badly as your "ride" tonight.

    What's the difference between Dean Martin and Walt Disney?
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • gingaman
    gingaman Posts: 576
    A tub of brylcream.

    What does the Lorax say?
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    A tree falls the way it leans.

    What is 42 the answer to?
  • What do you get if you multiply six by nine?

    What am I doing here?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,511
    You're trying in vain to find the answer to life the universe and everything.

    Who will win the Paris-Roubaix this year?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    The rider who crosses the line first

    Is crossing the line good or bad?
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    If it's winning the Olympics, it's a good thing. If it's sleeping with your wife's sister on the other hand, it's a good thing. Generally, it's a good thing.

    How many sit-ups can you do? Now, I mean.