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That guy over there with the red stuff all over his face.
Is it alright to neglect your wife and family cause you go out on your bike all the time instead?0 -
You're building powerful leg muscles with which you can protect your family.
What is the funniest species of animal?0 -
Pro: Somebody to spend the rest of you life with in splendid contentment.
Con: 'Till Death Us Do Part' is NOT legally binding.
If you could punch smug sh!t George Osborne in the face and nobody knew it was you, would you? Why?0 -
NO, I'd kick him in the bollox. Why, because your question implied I could get away with punching him in the face so I thought I'd push the envelope.
@rsehole,earache,toothache which is the most wearysome.Tail end Charlie
The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.0 -
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The first one because of in-your-end-o..
How soon is now?0 -
Now is released every couple of months. I remember having, I think, Now 7 that had Ghostbusters on it.
Why have I just sold my Powertap?Insta: ATEnduranceCoaching
ABCC Cycling Coach0 -
It cannot measure awesomeness.
Why does my 8dayvold child only p*ss all over me,and not the wife?0 -
Because you stink of p1ss already and your child thinks that a little more is going to make much difference.
Would you prefer to be able to spit fire or pH1 acid?0 -
Spit fire.
Can I do both to George Osbourne please?0 -
No, spit or swallow.
Why is the sky blue?Ecrasez l’infame0 -
BelgianBeerGeek wrote:No, spit or swallow.
Why is the sky blue?
Depends on the position of the sun. Sometimes we have a blue sky, sometimes we have a red sky. It's about line of sight, apparently.
Is there some form of afterlife?0 -
My granny says "NO" . She should know, being dead for years.
Dyslexic dwarves. Are they "Not big and not clever?"0 -
No, dyslexia is nothing to do with being unintelligent.
Alps or Pyrenees?0 -
hipshot wrote:No, dyslexia is nothing to do with being unintelligent.
Alps or Pyrenees?
Pyreneen Climbs
Col d'Osquich 500 m 6 km at 5.3 percent
Col du Soudet 1,540 m 14.7 km at 7.3 percent
Col de Marie Blanque 1,035 m 9.3 km at 7.7 percent
Col du Tourmalet 2,115 m 18.4 km at 7.7 percent
Col d'Aspin 1,489 m 12.3 km at 5.2 percent
Col de Peyresourde 1,569 m 9.5 km at 7.1 percent
Col du Portillon 1,320 m 7.9 km at 8.4 percent
Pla-de-Beret 1,860 m 13.5 km at 5.4 percent
Alpine climbs:
Col d'Izoard 2,360 m 14.2 km at 7 percent
Col du Lautaret 2,058 m 12.1 km at 4.4 percent
L'Alpe d'Huez 1,860 m 13.9 km at 7.9 percent
Col du Galibier 2,645 m 42.8 km at 4.5 percent
Col de la Croix-de-Fer 2,067 m 22.7 km at 7 percent
Col du Mollard 1,638 m 5.8 km at 7 percent
La Toussuire 1,690 m 18.4 km at 6 percent
Col des Saisies 1,650 m 14.9 km at 6.4 percent
Col des Aravis 1,498 m 5.9 km at 7.3 percent
Col de la Colombière 1,618 m 11.8 km at 5.9 percent
Côte de Châtillon 735 m 5.1 km at 4.9 percent
Col de Joux-Plane 1,700 m 11.7 km at 8.7 percent
Hmm, maybe the pyrenees
Are you man enough to climb the Alto Del Angliru?0 -
Is that the Ford Angliru or East Angliru ?
Tell me why I don't like Mondays?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Tell me why I don't like Mondays?
'Cuz there are no reasons
What reasons do you need?my isetta is a 300cc bike0 -
No reason-I`m off to the bar-what would you like?Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.
Summer B,man Team Carbon LE#222
Winter Alan Top Cross
All rounder Spec. Allez.0 -
'cos i'm a bit horse from eating dodgy burgers.
What is the best thing since sliced bread ?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
pinarello001 wrote:'cos i'm a bit horse from eating dodgy burgers.
What is the best thing since sliced bread ?
The compact disc.
What do petrified forests see that makes them so scared?Cannondale Trail 6 - crap brakes!
Cannondale CAAD80 -
Doggers. In the layby.
Dogging: Would you rather be in the car being watched, or outside watching?0 -
Depends how big the dog is.
Where is Wally?“If you do what always do, you'll get what you always get.”0 -
Here I am !
What flavour soup did the clangers get from the soup dragon?0 -
Iron Chicken
Can I kick it?0 -
Gabbo wrote:hipshot wrote:Iron Chicken
Can I kick it?
If you insist
Vlad III was a terrible guy, committing thousands of murders in several ways. What was his favourite method of dispatching his enemies and those he, quite simple, did not like?
By tickling them to death with a little fluffy pink feather.
Why don't birds get electrocuted when they stand on high wire electricity cables?0 -
nunowoolmez wrote:Gabbo wrote:hipshot wrote:Iron Chicken
Can I kick it?
If you insist
Vlad III was a terrible guy, committing thousands of murders in several ways. What was his favourite method of dispatching his enemies and those he, quite simple, did not like?
By tickling them to death with a little fluffy pink feather.
Why don't birds get electrocuted when they stand on high wire electricity cables?
Because they're not earthed!
What are you drinking?0 -
Oh right! Always wondered that.
A nice cuppa right now. Yorkshire Gold.
Who would win in a fight between an Umpa Lumpa & Warwick Davis?0
