Kitty & Bint's 'Grill the Gash' Thread

Kitty

Being a innocent girl I'm oblivious to what your talking about.

projectsome

Kitty wrote:

Being a innocent girl I'm oblivious to what your talking about.

Not ring dobey's or w*nking

Something tells me only Foxc got it, either that or she was guessing randomly :roll:


Google fake chow

IcarusGreen

Ye, I've given a fake chow before on a rather fragrant lass many years ago!

IcarusGreen

On the above note:

Dear Kitty & Miss Bint,

If you were on your way 'down stairs' and realised that something had died in the basement, how do you recommend dealing with the situation?

a) Should you carry on down and hope you don't hurl,

b) Head back up stairs and say 'bloody hell lass, it smells like a rat has crawled up your drain and died'

c) other - please explain!

projectsome

IcarusGreen wrote:

On the above note:

Dear Kitty & Miss Bint,

If you were on your way 'down stairs' and realised that something had died in the basement, how do you recommend dealing with the situation?

a) Should you carry on down and hope you don't hurl,

b) Head back up stairs and say 'bloody hell lass, it spells like a rat has crawled up your drain and died'

c) other - please explain!

c) blue waffle? GTFO

MissBint37

Since I've decided to become 'unmissing' anyone want to revive this thread he he

foxc_uk

Who the fark are you?!

nicklouse

WTF.

Ladies.

JodyP

Grill the Gash......... Epic thread title

Kitty

Oh Hai!

Stevo_666

We need questions, inappropriate ones. The first one in the entire thread was a good example

nicklouse

Them ditches must not have been deep enough!

Did you see Sheepsteeth there?

VWsurfbum

Binty and Foxc,
With valantines approaching where would you suggest i get a nice romantic butt plug for her from?

Oh and a gagg for the rest of the year?

nicklouse

something is wrong here.

where is Gaz?

veronese68

nicklouse wrote:

something is wrong here.

where is Gaz?

Maddie is quite a handful these days and is keeping him 'busy'.

MissBint37

I suggest you fashion a butt plug out of fluorescent fimo based on a likeness of your own rectum! If it's for a laydee person perhaps bright pink?

VWsurfbum

MissBint37 wrote:

I suggest you fashion a butt plug out of fluorescent fimo based on a likeness of your own rectum! If it's for a laydee person perhaps bright pink?

Usefull as always binty

RevellRider

Ladies.

I have recently found myself single and back on the market after quite sometime away. I was wondering if the dating game still worked the same way. Is it still acceptable to come up behind a lady and grab their boobs or do I need to use more subtle methods such as a rag and chloroform?

MissBint37

RevellRider wrote:

Ladies.

I have recently found myself single and back on the market after quite sometime away. I was wondering if the dating game still worked the same way. Is it still acceptable to come up behind a lady and grab their boobs or do I need to use more subtle methods such as a rag and chloroform?

You have several options here:

Option1
Use adult friend finder or tinder and when you meet them yes grabbing the boobs is perfectly acceptable.

Option2
Use another dating site and then yes grabbing the boobs is still acceptable however you will be expected to pay for a meal and drinks first.

Option4
Meet a real wiminz in the real world, get slapped if you grab the boobs (unless you are a hot celebrity Menz). In the instance of not being hot celebrity Menz you may need to utilise alternative resources.

Chunkers1980

What's option 3?

Chunkers1980

They are already out so grab away? Slut.

pesky_jones

Option three is unspeakable

sheepsteeth

i am hungry for edible anuses but can only find these ones:

http://www.edibleanus.com/

however they are currently out of stock, have either of you got any suggestions on something i could get my hands on before valentines?

MissBint37

sheepsteeth wrote:

i am hungry for edible anuses but can only find these ones:

http://www.edibleanus.com/

however they are currently out of stock, have either of you got any suggestions on something i could get my hands on before valentines?

Why not make your own? Some chocolate chips and some Vaseline to lubricate should be sufficient. It will add that 'personal touch' be sure to wash those cleg-nuts away before you begin!

lostboysaint

VWsurfbum wrote:

Binty and Foxc,
With valantines approaching where would you suggest i get a nice romantic butt plug for her from?

Oh and a gagg for the rest of the year?

You mean you don't use a Hope grip doctor (or a head doctor for those slightly larger gaps)?

Stevo_666

Ladies,

How should we make sure that our other halves don't forget about 14th March?

MissBint37

Stevo 666 wrote:

Ladies,

How should we make sure that our other halves don't forget about 14th March?

Wiminz are good at remembering dates, I hate to state the obvious, but if you are concerned they will forget just remind them. I am sure you will see some rare and juicy rump!

Stevo_666

I think I'll buy her a card for the occasion - better safe than sorry. As long as the wife doesn't find out I'll be fine...

Thewaylander

I have recently got rather fat... What is the best way to lose weight so I don't crush the mrs?

veronese68

Thewaylander wrote:

I have recently got rather fat... What is the best way to lose weight so I don't crush the mrs?

I know it's now my place to answer this but I'd say don't bother, make her get on top.
I know a bloke that broke 2 of his wife's ribs whilst at it. He thought she was having a great time for a few seconds before he realised something was seriously amiss. He is now known as the walrus of love.