The Receptionist....

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  • Cafewanda
    Cafewanda Posts: 2,788
    She is a good Catholic woman so she wouldn't have a clue what you on about :P

    I, on the other hand, have no comment to make 8)
  • wgwarburton
    wgwarburton Posts: 1,863
    Cafewanda wrote:
    She is a good Catholic woman so she wouldn't have a clue what you on about :P

    I, on the other hand, have no comment to make 8)

    I can't be the only one with Frank Zappa playing inside my head now...

    Cheers,
    W.
  • jejv
    jejv Posts: 566
    WGWarburton wrote:
    Cafewanda wrote:
    She is a good Catholic woman so she wouldn't have a clue what you on about :P

    I, on the other hand, have no comment to make 8)
    I can't be the only one with Frank Zappa playing inside my head now...
    I thought Catholics were particularly interested ... Um Oh. Never mind.

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  • MonkeyMonster
    MonkeyMonster Posts: 4,629
    Is this still beating? I'm waiting for the next installment of Hambonings (Receptionist strikes back_
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  • uhaveissues
    uhaveissues Posts: 6
    FACTS ARE ALL WRONG ON AT LEAST ONE POST.

    You should be ashamed of yourself.

    Hope your wife sees your comments and kicks you out.
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    uhaveissues wrote:
    FACTS ARE ALL WRONG ON AT LEAST ONE POST.

    You should be ashamed of yourself.

    Hope your wife sees your comments and kicks you out.

    Interesting first post...

    Love n hugs

    DD
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  • dhope
    dhope Posts: 6,699
    uhaveissues wrote:
    FACTS ARE ALL WRONG ON AT LEAST ONE POST.

    You should be ashamed of yourself.

    Hope your wife sees your comments and kicks you out.

    Is this the receptionist or the LeJog partner.

    It LeJust got interesting.
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  • iclestu
    iclestu Posts: 503
    uhaveissues wrote:
    FACTS ARE ALL WRONG ON AT LEAST ONE POST.

    You should be ashamed of yourself.

    Hope your wife sees your comments and kicks you out.

    :shock:

    And they wonder why I spend time on my computer rather than in front of box!
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  • uhaveissues
    uhaveissues Posts: 6
    :oops:
  • FCE2007
    FCE2007 Posts: 962
    *opens a large bag of popcorn*
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  • jimmypippa
    jimmypippa Posts: 1,712
    jimmypippa wrote:
    JZed wrote:
    Greg66 wrote:
    There are many, many "specialist" websites out there...

    There are indeed - I now regret searching for an image to post linking gimp and smurf (blue tint). Its going to take copious amounts of alcohol to erase the images of papa smurf.

    You must have guessed that would end badly.

    talking about ebay:

    How about a used wetsuit that "hasn't been p*ssed in"

    check out the questions and answers after the main description, to say nothing of the photo of a bear at a urinal...

    Ah well the bids have just finished just under 9-grand for a used wetsuit that hasn't been pi*sed in

    My favourite bit of seller information:
    On 18-Mar-11 at 23:47:54 GMT, seller added the following information:


    I was bound to make a mistake, inevitable after being forced to drink Jägermeister with the bear at 5pm. I listed SurfPlugs as SurfPlugs dot Com, and that was a fishing tackle company in America, they're actually SurfPlugs.co.uk and they make ear plugs that go in your ears not fishing lures. Sorry Rob. At least I didn't mistake Surf for Butt.

    I know it's off topic, but I liked it
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  • greg66_tri_v2.0
    greg66_tri_v2.0 Posts: 7,172
    dhope wrote:
    uhaveissues wrote:
    FACTS ARE ALL WRONG ON AT LEAST ONE POST.

    You should be ashamed of yourself.

    Hope your wife sees your comments and kicks you out.

    Is this the receptionist or the LeJog partner.

    It LeJust got interesting.

    Hmm.

    Eanie, meanie, minie,

    Oh, fcuk it.

    It's the receptionist. Certain of it.
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  • iclestu
    iclestu Posts: 503
    uurrrm. 2 questions:

    1. When did the original post get deleted/edited and at the request of whom?

    2. Uhaveissues mentions a wife! Anyone else just assume that Hambones was single!? :shock:
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  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    FCE2007 wrote:
    *opens a large bag of popcorn*

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVffO-mNLdE


    :D:D:D
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  • greg66_tri_v2.0
    greg66_tri_v2.0 Posts: 7,172
    iclestu wrote:
    uurrrm. 2 questions:

    1. When did the original post get deleted/edited and at the request of whom?

    2. Uhaveissues mentions a wife! Anyone else just assume that Hambones was single!? :shock:

    Who cares? K_B foresaw the need to quote it in full! Yahoooo!
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  • notsoblue
    notsoblue Posts: 5,756
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    hambones wrote:
    I am drunk as I type this!

    Before Christmas there was a thread about inappropriate works do's - although to be fair it may have been on another forum! At the time I posted that the work receptionist may have had a thing for me and she was my reserve.

    As it transpires she had a thing for me and one other at work - we both shared the trait of baldness which worked for her! This other turned out to be a guy I had agreed to ride with this Easter undertaking Lejog. It was quickly established that she was having an affair with him on account of abusive behaviour by her husband. Not wanting to miss out on a clear opportunity, I too engaged in an affair with her!

    Almost inevitably, my superior performance/prowess/physique took it's toll - I became her God! However, where I was all about stamina, endurance, quality - my Lejog buddy was more about Wham bam quantity! She began to fall in love with me - a game I have often played having been named on 2 previous divorce petitions!

    An amazing weekend followed - 12 hours of passion...

    She was going to end it with the other on Wednesday just gone...

    I will confess - she saw him on the Tuesday for a meaningless shag...

    I have broken her heart as a consequence... such is life

    Any further details - please ask :)


    Quoted for blackmail purposes for when Hambones gets to the keyboard sober :D

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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    :lol:
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    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
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  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    edited March 2011
    Bow before my magnificence 8)

    (he says waiting for the inevitable PM)


    ((which of course has been circumvented by someone quoting me))
    Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
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  • uhaveissues
    uhaveissues Posts: 6
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    hambones wrote:
    I am drunk as I type this!

    Before Christmas there was a thread about inappropriate works do's - although to be fair it may have been on another forum! At the time I posted that the work receptionist may have had a thing for me and she was my reserve.

    As it transpires she had a thing for me and one other at work - we both shared the trait of baldness which worked for her! This other turned out to be a guy I had agreed to ride with this Easter undertaking Lejog. It was quickly established that she was having an affair with him on account of abusive behaviour by her husband. Not wanting to miss out on a clear opportunity, I too engaged in an affair with her!

    Almost inevitably, my superior performance/prowess/physique took it's toll - I became her God! However, where I was all about stamina, endurance, quality - my Lejog buddy was more about Wham bam quantity! She began to fall in love with me - a game I have often played having been named on 2 previous divorce petitions!

    An amazing weekend followed - 12 hours of passion...

    She was going to end it with the other on Wednesday just gone...

    I will confess - she saw him on the Tuesday for a meaningless shag...

    I have broken her heart as a consequence... such is life

    Any further details - please ask :)


    Quoted for blackmail purposes for when Hambones gets to the keyboard sober :D
  • jzed
    jzed Posts: 2,926
    hambones wrote:
    I am drunk as I type this!

    As requested :)

    Requested by who?
  • jzed
    jzed Posts: 2,926
    Greg66 wrote:
    dhope wrote:
    uhaveissues wrote:
    FACTS ARE ALL WRONG ON AT LEAST ONE POST.

    You should be ashamed of yourself.

    Hope your wife sees your comments and kicks you out.

    Is this the receptionist or the LeJog partner.

    It LeJust got interesting.

    Hmm.

    Eanie, meanie, minie,

    Oh, fcuk it.

    It's the receptionist. Certain of it.

    :shock: She a commuter cyclist too?

    Maybe its the number 1 target - the receptioist was just the reserve.
  • iclestu
    iclestu Posts: 503
    uhaveissues wrote:
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    hambones wrote:
    I am drunk as I type this!

    Before Christmas there was a thread about inappropriate works do's - although to be fair it may have been on another forum! At the time I posted that the work receptionist may have had a thing for me and she was my reserve.

    As it transpires she had a thing for me and one other at work - we both shared the trait of baldness which worked for her! This other turned out to be a guy I had agreed to ride with this Easter undertaking Lejog. It was quickly established that she was having an affair with him on account of abusive behaviour by her husband. Not wanting to miss out on a clear opportunity, I too engaged in an affair with her!

    Almost inevitably, my superior performance/prowess/physique took it's toll - I became her God! However, where I was all about stamina, endurance, quality - my Lejog buddy was more about Wham bam quantity! She began to fall in love with me - a game I have often played having been named on 2 previous divorce petitions!

    An amazing weekend followed - 12 hours of passion...

    She was going to end it with the other on Wednesday just gone...

    I will confess - she saw him on the Tuesday for a meaningless shag...

    I have broken her heart as a consequence... such is life

    Any further details - please ask :)


    Quoted for blackmail purposes for when Hambones gets to the keyboard sober :D

    uhaveissues definately wants it preserved too!
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,014
    edited March 2011
    This thread just got interesting :D

    Where's Hambones gone?
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  • iclestu
    iclestu Posts: 503
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    This thread just got ineresting :D

    Where's Hambones gone?

    under the patio???
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  • uhaveissues
    uhaveissues Posts: 6
    :twisted: :?: :twisted:
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    iclestu wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    This thread just got ineresting :D

    Where's Hambones gone?

    under the patio???

    Damn you beat me too it I can still hear the tap tap of the spade on top of newly "laid" patio, a kind of ting ting noise as metal strikes slabs..

    Love n hugs

    DD
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  • MonkeyMonster
    MonkeyMonster Posts: 4,629
    Oooooh, its heatin up - where's the darstadly hamboner then?
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    I think uhaveissues is already a member of this website.

    Could be the husband?

    If it's either the receptionist or the husband, then wow I was expecting more drama.

    Probably the Lejog partner....
    " wrote:
    I'm gonna throw this one out there.

    Since there seems to be a large number of guys and one girl (LiT) who have no problem playing the third person in an affair and/or are willing to indulge a wife/husband in playing away.

    Where do you all stand on actually playing away?

    Well, we know where Hambones stands now!
    Mystique wrote:
    OK, someone has to take the bait...I was strictly faithful until Mrs #1 cheated on me, after that I seem to have relaxed my morals somewhat (and enjoyed every roller-coaster minute)
    Are you cheating on that wife? Doesn't that mean its just an 'open' marriage? Do you think your acting out some sort of revenge?
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  • uhaveissues
    uhaveissues Posts: 6
    hambones wrote:
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    Your office sounds pretty tame!

    Indeed - I found out today that another one of my colleagues has been having an affair with one of her customers since October. I had her down as one who never would! :D
  • uhaveissues
    uhaveissues Posts: 6
    hambones wrote:
    Chewy Cheeks wrote:
    Where has Hambones gone?

    Started it 8 pages ago and very few comments recently.

    I'm still alive!! Enjoying this thread - good topic choice ahead of 'How often should you look behind you whilst cycling?'

    I'm not sure I have ever stated I am in love with this woman :D

    I'm also not sure I stated that she was not sleeping with her husband :D

    Finally, I would rather my Lejog buddy was named on any partition as I would not celebrate such a thing for the third time :)

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