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  • jzed
    jzed Posts: 2,926
    uhaveissues wrote:
    hambones wrote:
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    Your office sounds pretty tame!

    Indeed - I found out today that another one of my colleagues has been having an affair with one of her customers since October. I had her down as one who never would! :D

    Preservation of multiple posts - blackmail in mind?
  • iclestu
    iclestu Posts: 503
    preserving more evidence?!
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  • iclestu
    iclestu Posts: 503
    methinks Hambones is in a whole load of the brown stuff!!!
    FCN 7: Dawes Galaxy Ultra 2012 - sofa-like comfort to eat up the miles

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  • jzed
    jzed Posts: 2,926
    iclestu wrote:
    methinks Hambones is in a whole load of the brown stuff!!!

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  • SimonAH
    SimonAH Posts: 3,730
    He is in fact boned.
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  • O'Day
    O'Day Posts: 26
    davis wrote:
    Step away from the keyboard, fella.

    The 'right' of first reply.
  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    Oh dear oh dear.
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  • hambones
    hambones Posts: 407
    I'm still alive!! :D

    Whilst not every aspect of the OP may have been factually correct, some certainly were...

    As a consequence I have been suitably chastised and asked to at least remove the OP (knowing that subsequent quotes would remain).

    My glib attitude towards certain people has indeed caused some trouble and clearly in hindsight I shouldn't have made light of such an issue!

    Oh well... :twisted:
    Still breathing.....
  • dhope
    dhope Posts: 6,699
    hambones wrote:
    I'm still alive!! :D

    Whilst not every aspect of the OP may have been factually correct, some certainly were...

    As a consequence I have been suitably chastised and asked to at least remove the OP (knowing that subsequent quotes would remain).

    My glib attitude towards certain people has indeed caused some trouble and clearly in hindsight I shouldn't have made light of such an issue!

    Oh well... :twisted:

    Ah well, it's not like many have seen the thread or anything. Only 18,500 views...
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  • iclestu
    iclestu Posts: 503
    hambones wrote:
    I'm still alive!! :D

    Whilst not every aspect of the OP may have been factually correct, some certainly were...

    As a consequence I have been suitably chastised and asked to at least remove the OP (knowing that subsequent quotes would remain).

    My glib attitude towards certain people has indeed caused some trouble and clearly in hindsight I shouldn't have made light of such an issue!

    Oh well... :twisted:

    LOL

    which bits?

    chastised by whom?

    who is uhaveissues?

    the questions are endless
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  • iclestu
    iclestu Posts: 503
    still doing lejog?
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  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    iclestu wrote:
    hambones wrote:
    I'm still alive!! :D

    Whilst not every aspect of the OP may have been factually correct, some certainly were...

    As a consequence I have been suitably chastised and asked to at least remove the OP (knowing that subsequent quotes would remain).

    My glib attitude towards certain people has indeed caused some trouble and clearly in hindsight I shouldn't have made light of such an issue!

    Oh well... :twisted:

    LOL

    which bits?

    chastised by whom?

    who is uhaveissues?

    the questions are endless

    without wishing to repeat myself, but just play this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVffO-mNLdE

    and ask those questions :D
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  • jzed
    jzed Posts: 2,926
    iclestu wrote:
    still doing lejog?

    How did uhaveissues find out?

    Will they give their side of the story?

    Should we get more popcorn?
  • iclestu
    iclestu Posts: 503
    JZed wrote:
    Will they [uhaveissues] give their side of the story?

    oooooooo - good shout!!!

    Its an open invite, uhaveissues..... Tell us the REAL story?! Well hung or like a bmw driver after a cold shower? oooooo - here's your chance - spill it!
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  • Cafewanda
    Cafewanda Posts: 2,788
    CW gets tea and cakes, a bottle of wine and black coffee prepared in readiness for the next instalment.
  • SimonAH
    SimonAH Posts: 3,730
    >Rubs hands in glee and makes mental note to refresh screen regularly through the day.<
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  • drays
    drays Posts: 119
    Not again!!! Don't you realise I've got work to do!!!

    :lol:
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  • MonkeyMonster
    MonkeyMonster Posts: 4,629
    more more more more more!

    and that's what they said...
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  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    /popcorn
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  • Chewy Cheeks
    Chewy Cheeks Posts: 234
    There are so many gaps in this now - its causing folk to piece it together for themsleves with as much saucynesss/entertainment as they can find.

    Kieran Burns - genius
    No Babbit No, Look what Birdy doing
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    Chewy Cheeks wrote:
    There are so many gaps in this now - its causing folk to piece it together for themsleves with as much saucynesss/entertainment as they can find.

    Kieran Burns - genius

    I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed that the very first thought I had was to quote it, so it couldn't be removed.

    Does that make me a bad man?
    Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
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  • iclestu
    iclestu Posts: 503
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    Chewy Cheeks wrote:
    There are so many gaps in this now - its causing folk to piece it together for themsleves with as much saucynesss/entertainment as they can find.

    Kieran Burns - genius

    I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed that the very first thought I had was to quote it, so it couldn't be removed.

    Does that make me a bad man?

    KB - I dont know you, i HAVE however read some of your posts. I think THAT alone qualifies me to say that quoting Hambones is NOT what makes you a bad man! :twisted:
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  • ride_whenever
    ride_whenever Posts: 13,279
    popcorn.gif
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  • Chewy Cheeks
    Chewy Cheeks Posts: 234
    KB Bad man -dont know but I dont think so.

    But being aware enough to realise the entertainment value is clever
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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    Let he who is without sin cast the first stone ....


    Thought so, you're ALL going to hell ie Commuting General :twisted:
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  • bearfraser
    bearfraser Posts: 435
    seen the film ?????????????????
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    iclestu wrote:
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    Chewy Cheeks wrote:
    There are so many gaps in this now - its causing folk to piece it together for themsleves with as much saucynesss/entertainment as they can find.

    Kieran Burns - genius

    I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed that the very first thought I had was to quote it, so it couldn't be removed.

    Does that make me a bad man?

    KB - I dont know you, i HAVE however read some of your posts. I think THAT alone qualifies me to say that quoting Hambones is NOT what makes you a bad man! :twisted:

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    2011 Trek Madone 4.5
    2012 Felt F65X
    Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter
  • iclestu
    iclestu Posts: 503
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    iclestu wrote:
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    Chewy Cheeks wrote:
    There are so many gaps in this now - its causing folk to piece it together for themsleves with as much saucynesss/entertainment as they can find.

    Kieran Burns - genius

    I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed that the very first thought I had was to quote it, so it couldn't be removed.

    Does that make me a bad man?

    KB - I dont know you, i HAVE however read some of your posts. I think THAT alone qualifies me to say that quoting Hambones is NOT what makes you a bad man! :twisted:

    smiles_407.gif

    Hey buddy, what do you expect? You seduced me to the dark side of the force and now i gotta defend my CX pervert decision to all and sundry! ;-)

    (You know i dont mean it, KB. We CX'rs gotta stick together against these leg-shavers!)
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  • Mr Sharky
    Mr Sharky Posts: 172
    <ping>

    There goes the microwave with fresh popcorn... back in a sec(retary) :twisted:
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  • Jay dubbleU
    Jay dubbleU Posts: 3,159
    Cardinal Biggles ...................get the cumfy chair :twisted:

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