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  • Torvid
    Torvid Posts: 449
    Yeah that's almost my route the only bit I don't like about Cornets is all the tipper lorries that run along it, they have been dumping a lot of mud on the roads now the weather has gone bad, but it's a great tester of a drag if you hit it fast.
    Commuter: Forme Vision Red/Black FCN 4
    Weekender: White/Black - Cube Agree GTC pro FCN 3
  • CiB
    CiB Posts: 6,098
    Pootling home through one of those villages that's not yet had street lighting installed and just as I spy what looks like a man in a dark suit standing on the pavement, I hear him (and what turns out to be his chum) in unison announce "we can see you coming". 5 miles later in another village that has joined the 20th century a bloke walking his dog has the more prosaic "you look like a foookin christmas tree mate".

    Lights. You know it makes sense. Flashing lights, fixed lights, ankle bands, one on the helmet for & aft...
  • Nice day for it so late afternoon went for a ride into the surrey hills, not to warm or cold just about right.

    Some lovely views, I was also impressed at how well the old Fenix torch, managed with the unlit lanes, and the mulled wine plus german hotdogs at the market was lovely!
  • suzyb
    suzyb Posts: 3,449
    More good customer service from a watch company.

    After forgetting to include the reference number when I sent my watch away to be repaired, I contacted Casio customer service to see if they could find it. They tracked it down from the information I gave in my email and after getting confirmation and payment from me have repaired it.

    I only confirmed the repair on Wednesday and I got the working watch back today. Quick turnaround once the watch was tracked down.
  • Kwik Fit turned out to be cheaper than t'internet for my new (car) tyre.

    Had a great 3 hour walk through Sutton Park with the Spaniel, who did as he was told through out, even stayed off the golf course. Not even the rain that drifted in could ruin the day. Nice cuppa at bistro too.

    Walsall didn't lose.
    --
    Saw a sign on a restaurant that said Breakfast, any time -- so I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.
  • msmancunia
    msmancunia Posts: 1,415
    After a skills test, a psychometric test and two interviews, I've got my dream job and start in the New Year :D
    Commute: Chadderton - Sportcity
  • rubertoe
    rubertoe Posts: 3,994
    msmancunia wrote:
    After a skills test, a psychometric test and two interviews, I've got my dream job and start in the New Year :D


    Dont keep us hanging....
    "If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got."

    PX Kaffenback 2 = Work Horse
    B-Twin Alur 700 = Sundays and Hills
  • mudcow007
    mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
    msmancunia wrote:
    After a skills test, a psychometric test and two interviews, I've got my dream job and start in the New Year :D


    congrats!

    is it lube person at porn shoot?

    or is that just my ideal job?
    Keeping it classy since '83
  • ^ The technical term is' fluffer'...
  • msmancunia
    msmancunia Posts: 1,415
    You know, Mudcow, it's even better than that.

    But, it's two-wheel related, and until I start I don't know what the policy is on posting on here so I'd better keep the details under wraps (although feel free to speculate!). Very happy though.
    Commute: Chadderton - Sportcity
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,806
    Excellent, really pleased for you MSM. Still up norf or do you move down to civilisation?
  • msmancunia
    msmancunia Posts: 1,415
    Still up in the soggy north, but the job's worth it :-)
    Commute: Chadderton - Sportcity
  • CiB
    CiB Posts: 6,098
    Mr Sworld wrote:
    ^ The technical term is' fluffer'...
    I understand fluffers to be the young ladies who ensure that the gentleman is in a state of readiness when shooting recommences. Probably.
  • suzyb
    suzyb Posts: 3,449
    CiB wrote:
    Mr Sworld wrote:
    ^ The technical term is' fluffer'...
    I understand fluffers to be the young ladies who ensure that the gentleman is in a state of readiness when shooting recommences. Probably.
    I didn't think it was necessarily young ladies that did that job.
  • asprilla
    asprilla Posts: 8,440
    msmancunia wrote:
    After a skills test, a psychometric test and two interviews, I've got my dream job and start in the New Year :D

    Anything that includes a psychometric test in the selection process surely can't be a dream job?

    You mentioned before that it was bike related....
    Mud - Genesis Vapour CCX
    Race - Fuji Norcom Straight
    Sun - Cervelo R3
    Winter / Commute - Dolan ADX
  • msmancunia
    msmancunia Posts: 1,415
    Well, the test pulled up things that they just used to back up answers I'd given in the interview really. But yeah... bike related.

    *keeping this quiet is killing me!*
    Commute: Chadderton - Sportcity
  • CiB
    CiB Posts: 6,098
    suzyb wrote:
    CiB wrote:
    Mr Sworld wrote:
    ^ The technical term is' fluffer'...
    I understand fluffers to be the young ladies who ensure that the gentleman is in a state of readiness when shooting recommences. Probably.
    I didn't think it was necessarily young ladies that did that job.
    Mebbee. What do I know though?

    Are you alluding to young, or ladies, not doing that job?
  • twist83
    twist83 Posts: 761
    DrLex wrote:
    Low speed incident tonight- car failed to yield to me on a roundabout. Fortunately antipication and pub bike meant that I stayed on and the Mercedes has a lovely dent and scrape along the driver's door; pedal has micron coating of German paint.
    Also had the pleasure of cycling past 1 & 1/2 miles of stationary traffic, thanks to rain-induced landslide on one of the major arterial routes out of town.

    KFC has not helped either!!! You know you live close to a town of partial Inbreds when someone will queue for over 50 minutes for a KFC!!!!!!
  • suzyb
    suzyb Posts: 3,449
    CiB wrote:
    suzyb wrote:
    CiB wrote:
    Mr Sworld wrote:
    ^ The technical term is' fluffer'...
    I understand fluffers to be the young ladies who ensure that the gentleman is in a state of readiness when shooting recommences. Probably.
    I didn't think it was necessarily young ladies that did that job.
    Mebbee. What do I know though?

    Are you alluding to young, or ladies, not doing that job?
    Both. I would think gay porn actors would prefer young gentlemen doing the job.

    Of course I'm no expert so who knows for sure.
  • DrLex
    DrLex Posts: 2,142
    twist83 wrote:
    KFC has not helped either!!! You know you live close to a town of partial Inbreds when someone will queue for over 50 minutes for a KFC!!!!!!

    "Partial" because some of them have only stepped outside their family gene pool to wallow in that of another species, usually farmyard-based?
    Location: ciderspace
  • vermin
    vermin Posts: 1,739
    msmancunia wrote:
    You know, Mudcow, it's even better than that.

    But, it's two-wheel related, and until I start I don't know what the policy is on posting on here so I'd better keep the details under wraps (although feel free to speculate!). Very happy though.

    It's syncronised hamster training isn't it! I've always wanted to train a syncronised hamster team.

    Congrats on landing a dream job - not many do so well.
  • vermin wrote:
    msmancunia wrote:
    You know, Mudcow, it's even better than that.

    But, it's two-wheel related, and until I start I don't know what the policy is on posting on here so I'd better keep the details under wraps (although feel free to speculate!). Very happy though.

    It's syncronised hamster training isn't it! I've always wanted to train a syncronised hamster team.

    Congrats on landing a dream job - not many do so well.

    Congratulations MSM.

    Bike related dream job you say> I think I've got it....

    worksmancycle-icecream.png
    Nobody told me we had a communication problem
  • twist83
    twist83 Posts: 761
    DrLex wrote:
    twist83 wrote:
    KFC has not helped either!!! You know you live close to a town of partial Inbreds when someone will queue for over 50 minutes for a KFC!!!!!!

    "Partial" because some of them have only stepped outside their family gene pool to wallow in that of another species, usually farmyard-based?

    I say partial because I do not want folk round these here parts thinking that my wonderful self (and you!) are blessed with extra limbs or an inability to perform even the most simple tasks.

    I think the farm yard thing is correct though, it would explain the huge queues for people to put animals in their mouths..... (Chicken!!)

    I am guessing your white jeans are in hibernation?
  • msmancunia
    msmancunia Posts: 1,415
    vermin wrote:
    msmancunia wrote:
    You know, Mudcow, it's even better than that.

    But, it's two-wheel related, and until I start I don't know what the policy is on posting on here so I'd better keep the details under wraps (although feel free to speculate!). Very happy though.

    It's syncronised hamster training isn't it! I've always wanted to train a syncronised hamster team.

    Congrats on landing a dream job - not many do so well.

    Congratulations MSM.

    Bike related dream job you say> I think I've got it....

    worksmancycle-icecream.png

    Damn, I've been busted!
    Commute: Chadderton - Sportcity
  • CiB
    CiB Posts: 6,098
    Good Movember effort there MS.
  • msmancunia wrote:
    vermin wrote:
    msmancunia wrote:
    You know, Mudcow, it's even better than that.

    But, it's two-wheel related, and until I start I don't know what the policy is on posting on here so I'd better keep the details under wraps (although feel free to speculate!). Very happy though.

    It's syncronised hamster training isn't it! I've always wanted to train a syncronised hamster team.

    Congrats on landing a dream job - not many do so well.

    Congratulations MSM.

    Bike related dream job you say> I think I've got it....

    worksmancycle-icecream.png

    Damn, I've been busted!


    You got busted the moment we found out your YouTube name
    Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
    2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
    2011 Trek Madone 4.5
    2012 Felt F65X
    Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter
  • msmancunia
    msmancunia Posts: 1,415
    Actually WBW, this is more my style - both mode of transport and facial hair

    gaylord2.jpg

    (apologies if it doesn't show up because I'm crap at posting pics)
    Commute: Chadderton - Sportcity
  • DrLex
    DrLex Posts: 2,142
    twist83 wrote:
    I am guessing your white jeans are in hibernation?

    FWIW, no; teamed with gumboots & flat pedals as per last week. Every day is market day...
    Location: ciderspace
  • msmancunia wrote:
    Actually WBW, this is more my style - both mode of transport and facial hair

    gaylord2.jpg

    (apologies if it doesn't show up because I'm crap at posting pics)

    Very nice. Only you could get away with riding around Manchester shouting GAYLORD at everyone.
    Nobody told me we had a communication problem
  • ^ Canal Street maybe...