The ^<v game...

welshkev

^ helped me earlier

< is going to cwmcarn for a blast in the sun tomorrow

v will be drunk tonight

Si78

^ guessed wrong
<went for a 20 mile jaunt this morning, thats why i was up early
v often shits his/her self...

Mr Wu

^ Both missed the whole Fred1star joke

< shits himself quite alot cause he's a superb rider that doesnt just "commute"

v May well be Fred1Star

welshkev

^ didn't miss the Fred1Star joke

< doesn't understand the Fred1Star joke

v May well be Fred1Star

Si78

^ is excused for not getting the 'joke', cause it was lame...
<$hit himself quite a bit this morning cos he wasnt commuting either...
v Mr Wu?

fred1star

^ Wrong not wu
< need a sh@t
v going mtb ing at weekend

MissBint37

^ Is not Chuck Norris

< Is not Chuck Norris but is getting a hair cut, has a date and MTBing this weekend

v Is not Chuck Norris

soy_sauce

^ Chuck Norris's fan

< only have 15mins left for work

v get drunk by a bottle of water

projectsome

^ is the purple tellytubby on weekends
< is fixing his local trail tomorrow, followed by a bbq
v is the yellow tellytubby on friday evenings

snotty badger

^ Buys my special Tellytubby p0rn

< Is wearing his yellow Tellytubby costume

v Wonders if Chuck Norris could beat Steven Seagal in the handslap game...

Uncle Peter

^ Needs to blow his nose

< Knows that Chuck Norris will beat anyone at anything everytime

v Doesn't know that Chuck Norris is his Dad and Mum

jpstar

^ Is now jealous about my mum and dad
< Is very happy about his chuck norris parent/s
v Likes star trek marathons

TheRevOlutionary

^ Doesn't know that his dad is Norris Chuck, not Chuck Norris

< Is wondering how the Klingons would last 26miles with all that make-up

v Loves cheesy cheddars

soy_sauce

^ didn't know that all those "make up" is actually some sort of drug

< can't believe its already 9:46pm

v his/her fav book is the Dictionary

jpstar

^ Is wrong, its the thesaurus
< Found some new words today
v likes the smell of a new book

Uncle Peter

^ Found more than new words today

< Decided to sack work tomorrow and ride instead

v Has a small jar full of their own belly button fluff

grandad3

^ has a very large jar of nipple juice

< has a jar full of piccallilli

v sunny all weekend but his bike broke hah

pirwin1

^ belly button fluff resembles piccallilli

< sunny all weekend but has exams so must revise instead of ride

v is about to spontaneously combust

snotty badger

^ is gonna sack exams off as its too sunny outside

< is just gonna set off to Whinlatter

v has a hangover

Uncle Peter

^ Should really be studying

< Is fugging working

v Got bummed to within an inch of his life on the trail this morning

fred1star

^ Tough pooh..... doing exams
< Just about to do a 40miler over dartmoor and therefore uncle peter your prediction was wrong..... :P
v will eat at least 2 icecreams this wekend..

Anonymous

^ is correct, one to go.

< just took delivery of some slx cranks and is chuffed and looking forward to the fa cup final and resting his knees after a nice but tiring road ride yesterday in preparation for a blast round thetford tomorrow.

v loves the c0ck. big sticks, no mess tins, sideways.

snotty badger

^ Joined the Forces coz he peferes the company of big strapping men

< doesn't have a clue what he predicted but it doesn't sound too good.

v went biking today and has tan lines on his/her face were the helmets straps have been...

soy_sauce

^ wrong.

< didn't go biking today but was playing football instead

v got a visit from the Puncture Fairy today

Richie63

^ got sent off

<waiting for a helicopter to get me home

v Never uses grease

snotty badger

^ is gonna be waiting for a lonnnnggggg time

< always uses plenty of lube, nice and slippery baby

v will be a soft southerner

pirwin1

^ wrong again!

< is a hardened Scotsman

v is a dirty roadie

LoUiS1985

^ imports rattlesnakes

< needs more bikes

v will regret entering the thread to find out that i've called them a raging lady-boy

rackgaki

^ is a raging homosexual

< already entered the thread, and now knows that the downward arrow is a v!

v is going to be snotty badger because he lives on this thread

Uncle Peter

^ Wrong I'm affraid.

< Is well miffed

v Dances like nobody is watching all the time.