The ^<v game...

Mr Wu

^ Dances like he has downs

< has only got two weeks left till he starts work but will be out on the bike every day!

v never told anyone about "uncle Pete" touching him as a child cause secretly he loved it

Edit - I really didnt know there was a user on here called uncle pete! hahaha 01st june.

Uncle Peter

^ Just appreciates being touched by who/whatever

< Is waiting for a brew

v Looks for images in Christ in Marmite

IcarusGreen

^ should get off their lazy arse and make their own brew

< actully looks for images of Pete Townsend in marmite

v loves marmite

fred1star

^ Probably one of PT's love children
< Neither hates or loves marmite - even if it has PT in it...
v has sun burn from the weekend :oops:

pirwin1

^ Has captured PT and put him in a jar of marmite.

< Has no sunburn because he was cooped up inside revising all weekend :evil:

v likes short shorts

Mr Wu

^ Was actually gimped up all weekend, hence the no tan

< Has just brought a Cannondale....

v Masterbates over the Chuck Norris thread

lawman

^ is insecure of his chuck norris fetish

< has just finished all his exams

v will never finsih his exams

robmanic1

^ Can't spell finish
< Is a pedant
v Thinks I'm great

cat_with_no_tail

^ Now needs to go and get a bloody job and stop sponging off Mum & Dad / The state :P

< Finished his exams years ago, and is student loan free as of Jan this year edit: needs to learn to type faster

v Sniffs mens pants at the gym

grandad3

^ is slooooowwww at typing, usless git

< sniffs ladies saddles when given the chance

v secretly confessed to the priest about being gay

2tired2ride

^ Doesn't have enough bikes

< Is ment to be revising

v Needs another bike

fred1star

^ Takes pictures of peoples feet
< Has blood a puss oozing from wounds sustained last night while getting photo of bike and tractor for the photo challenge thread.... :evil:
v Does not have blood oozing....

Mr Wu

^ shouldnt be sticking his willy in "tractor" parts

< Has tried it before so knows! (Its a Devon thing) :0)

v Wishes he was from the south west too

IcarusGreen

^ actully born in Scotland

< wants to kill the uselass Halford cocks who keep fookin up by new bike order (cycle to work scheme)

v works at Halfords

grandad3

^ should of gone to specsavers

< unemployed

v is a big lance 'that boil' pharmstrong fan

Mr Wu

^ is Wrong, from Exeter Boy'o.

< Loves winding people up that come into Halfords waving their pikey voucher about wanting a Ibis Mojo

v Can actually spell useless properly

grandad3

^ is USELESS

< I am GREAT

v is a PRICK

IcarusGreen

^ wishes he had a prick but has a fanjita

< Is a BIG prick

v fights mice for food

pirwin1

^ has high opinions of himself

< is very bored

v wears a jockstrap

fred1star

^ Tea bagged a tramp last night

< I don't drink tea myself

v I bet your girlfriend tea bags you tonight..

lawman

^ has a tea obsession

< is single

v is gay

snotty badger

^ will remain single for ever

< only feels "gay" in the olde happy sense!

v has maggie thatcher p0rn

pirwin1

^ is SICK!

< is about to throw up at the thought of maggie thatcher p0rn

v thinks they are Mr. T

big-hitter

^ has a hoodie and is therefor a chav

< knows he is Mr. T (and is going to the prom in a A-Team van 8) )

v has commented on this subject befor

docker0141

^ hits big

< is going to fort bill tomorrow

v dreams of spending a night with their boss

Jimbob_no5

^ has spent a night with there boss

< has no boss

v is doing f*ck all

grandad3

^ his wife/girlfriend wears the trousers so is the boss

< will be doing feck all this weekend if it dont stop raining

v wants to shim up drainpipes and steal the lead from church roofs

stevet1992

^ is an expert at shiming drain pipes and stealing lead
< hasent a clue how to shim a drainpipe
v was once penetrated by a drain pipe :shock:

rackgaki

^ maybe...
< wondering 'why am I on this forum again'
v is going to comment on why I am on this thread again

snotty badger

^ is addicited to this forum

< is addicited to cheese

v is addictied to tramp pee