The ^<v game...

El Capitano

^ Can't tell the difference between and apple and a llama...

< Is still at work and going to be here for a while yet.

v Their girlfriend comes complete with a foot-pump and life like hair.

biff55

^ his girlfriend is actually a lady-boy

< wishes his girlfriend was a blow-up doll

v is a lady-boy

Frostys

^ Wishes I was a ladyboy

< Needs to get ready for work

v Fiddles with their star fangled nuts

whyamihere

^ feels proud that he's a rent boy

< Is incredibly bored of integration

v rides a bike sometimes (disgusting...)

lawman

^ has never ridden a bike

< cant ride his bike atm due to it being in bits

v has bought something new for they're bike this week and has had it delivered :evil:

Frostys

^ Can't ride his bike.... full stop

< Oh yeah... Shiney new bits sitting on the side in kitchen waiting for Sat morn

v Rides an Apollo

stuart_c-2

^ Put his shiney bits in the dishwasher by mistake, they're now ruined.

< Knows it's about the rider, not the ride.

v Wants to give his male boss a ride.

biff55

^ found his bike in a skip

< finished work early and is relaxed

v tried to put wheels on a skip and go DH racing.

xstrathyx

^ is at home early from work, smashing the jeebus out of his "cough"

< posted the fasted time known to man on his pimped out skip, faster than peaty DH

v wants to ride Colintrav into battle (one way or another)

Frostys

^ Has "ridden" Colintrav

<Is working on a Friday night

v Wears pink lycra

cat_with_no_tail

^ Forgot about this thread

< decided today is "dead thread day"

v Glad I brought this one back, and also smells of brie

nicklouse

^ grave digging

< drinking coffee

v has no idea

stuart_c-2

^Has too much Ikea

< Huh, what we doing again?

vIs annoyed at the good weather as he can no longer blame the cold for his small knob.

Anonymous

^ suprisingly knowledgable about my dic.k

< has prepped his bike for tomorrows first ride of the year

v is websters

xstrathyx

^ is into necrophilia

< looking forward to the weekend, out on the bike (yeah baby)

v dreams of being in a russian circus!

Mc Smiley

^ thinks of russian women bending over
< shouldn't go out on saturday as he has to race the following day
v Just realised i am spying on them

Richie63

^ Oh No You're Not

< Closes curtains

v is for Victory

Raymondavalon

^ Thinks he's a stealth fighter
< Just ate a f! off hot chili dish for supper
v Ordered a Swedish bride on the Interweb and they didn't supply an Allen Key and her left nipple is missing too

cat_with_no_tail

^ Bored
< Bored
v Bored

projectsome

^correct
< is still in work for another 3 hours
v is an 'au pair'

Itsari

^ Incorrect
< Has a Cracking pair
v Likes to eat kittens.

lawman

^ enjoys animal porn

< has finished college

v is still at work

projectsome

^ has eaten a blue waffe*
<is still in work
v has a blue waffle*

*Would advise you not google that one at work or if you're under 18

lawman

^ stared in 2 girls i cup

< unforetunatly has seen both bw and 2g1c

v has no penis

xstrathyx

^ has d-locked an owl

< went ass crack deep into the forum to find this bad boy

v regularly fettles with himself

cat_with_no_tail

^ Loves this thread nearly as much as me

< Got bored of bringing this thread back and let it die

v Voted BNP

stuart_c-2

^ goes more than ass crack deep into many things.

< The weight loss is cheaper than KCNC stuffs....

v regularly fettles with his brother.

Mc Smiley

^ Forgot to add - '2 bike
< Revision and stress are a better way of losing weight than cycling
v is disappointed Nigel Farage came out of that plane

Luke-Dob

^ Should be working.... but isnt
< Doesn't have a clue who Nigel Farge is
v Has Chris 'Bling' on his bike

stuart_c-2

^ Has no idea how to spell Farage

< has no idea who David Cameron is.

v has no idea who his Dad is.