The ^<v game...

xstrathyx

^ secretly wishes he owned a zesty

< lost the plot a long long time ago

v appears in avatar and is creaming the royalties

The Big Cheese

^ loves Marin

< LOOOOVES Marin

v Loves Marin

cat_with_no_tail

^ Loves Maritime Research Institute Netherlands

< Mmmmm Marlin

v Thinks he's Merlin

xstrathyx

^ secretly owns an appollo

< wishes he owned a lapierre zesty

v wishes he was straight

Th3 Firestarter

^ secretly owns a fixie

< Is straighter than a straight thing infected with straightness

v is glad he doesn't own a lapierre zesty

supersonic

^ correct, I am very glad!

< god

v satan

BigStu2

^ Would make an ugly Dragqueen
< Is naked under his clothes
v Is really a little girl dressed in boys clothes

projectsome

^ has lady and man bits (none of which are on the lower part of his body)

< is not working tomorrow and thursday and will spend a considerable ammount of it riding up his local trails.

v secretly wants to be lady gaga's underwear

lawman

^ takes it behind from lady gaga

< very much wishes he has a zesty

v thinks susan boyle and lady gaga should get together

jay12

^
wants a zesty but would rather have the bike i'm building

< wants his packeges to come soon

v has shaved his head to look more bada$$

lawman

^ clearly doesnt have a head cos he bought a maxlight

< also has a maxlight, but a btter one :P

v wants a maxlight rather than a zesty

jay12

^ clearly dosn't know what he's on about :P

< has a maxlight but it was only £150 :P

v owns a pink item(male only)

Andy

^ must have know I was going to post...

< is 23 in 3 days time

V likes stroking giraffes.

thekickingmule

^ Likes stroking men

< Has actually stroked a giraffe

v Wants to stroke ^

El Capitano

^ Can't tell the difference between a giraffe and a llama

< Is eating Bonios again

v is the result of mating twixt woman and gerbil

whyamihere

^ Will soon complete his transformation into a canine.

< Is in a blues mood. Time for some Cream.

v Thinks I'm referring to a milk product.

projectsome

^ is trying to produce man milk

< is shopping online

v tried fitting a front and rear mech to a unicycle

biff55

^ walks with knuckles dragging on floor

< successfully fitted mechs to unicycle through engineering brilliance

v wears adult nappies

cat_with_no_tail

^ So ugly that his mum used to feed him with a slingshot

< They're not nappies, they're pull-ups because I'm a big boy now.

v Should be working right now

lawman

^ is right about the lack of work

< is waiting for my parcel to arrive ...... again

v is at work

Frostys

^ needs winding

< really should be sleeping

v smells of turnips

xstrathyx

^ is loony tunes

< tired, bored and can't be a*sed with work

v dresses in his sisters clothes on the weekend

projectsome

^ is allergic to sex

< is also waiting for a parcel which is sat in a depot 10 mins away :evil:

v is allergic to soap

thekickingmule

^ Doesn't use soap

< Is actually allergic to some soaps

v Wants to see a llama wee wee on his face

xstrathyx

^ has been known to smack his meat in shopping malls

< is considering his career options

v is still struggling with "coming out" to his/her family

thekickingmule

^ Didn't struggle coming out to his family

< Has never been so annoyed with a company as much as Apple right now!

v Wants an iPad so bad, is prepared to change sex for it.

El Capitano

^ has not idea about technology

< hates anything that starts with a lowercase i

v Is Gordon Brown's love child

thekickingmule

^ Doesn't exist

< Sadly knows too much about technology

v Wants a tutu for Christmas

xstrathyx

^ dreams of having an iPad.......fook knows why though, its a glorified iPhone!

< fooking looks mint in his tutu, get over it and pass me them pink heals biatch!

v has trouble getting his balls on the windshield whilst out dogging

thekickingmule

^ Doesn't realise the iPad is more useless than an iPhone as you can't make calls

< Will one day take over Steve Jobs place and make Apple good again.

v Wants an Apple up his bum