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cat_with_no_tail

^ until recently was a ^,<,v game vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvirgin

< Is a real life Virgin

v Would Like to do "things" to Richard Branson of Virgin

cat_with_no_tail

dammit!

turnercraig

^ Needs to stop his phone sex obcession and meet some girls

< Now understands the arrows and likes beards

v Was gutted when Eldorado was cancelled

xstrathyx

^ regularly curls one out on the neighbours lawn

< is impressed this thread has spouted wings after i looked it up 2hrs ago

v doesnt know what a pearl necklace is

thekickingmule

^ Is the Urban Dictionary at his work place

< Is going to appear in a music video

v Wants George W Bush in charge of Britain

lawman

^ thinks barack obama is god

< thinks george bush is a c0ckhead

v is CWNT

cat_with_no_tail

^ Psychic

< Psychotic

v Deeply troubled by what "the voices" are telling him to do to the family pets

xstrathyx

^ regularly beasts the jebus out of animals

< does not think there is anything wrong with loving your pets

v starred in a video..........just one thats not "mainstream"

turnercraig

^ Is seeking pet therapy

< Has no pets

v Goes trainspotting more often than mountainbiking

xstrathyx

^ thinks he will go blind, if he keeps generating enough energy to feed london from his masterbation den at home

< it was not trainspotting, it was dogging.....get it right lad

v dreams of the day he gets to see his russian clown friends again, especially Blossom!

turnercraig

^ Is 'special' friends with Stan Collymore

< Could actually power the World from my masturbation den.

v Wants to study to be a vet just so he can put his arm up cows arses without being arrested again.

El Capitano

^ Can't tell the difference between a cow and a llama

< Hasn't been arrested in a while.

v Has the force with them

nicklouse

^ is older

< is getting faster

v and cant be arsed

xstrathyx

^ knows all you will ever need to know about bikes

<dreams of knowing anything about bikes

v just dreams as he is always licking windows!

El Capitano

^ isn't that fast...

< Is Awesome!

v Was the 2nd gunman on the grassy knol

*AL*

^ Knows me too well ?

< Thinks if you lend a friend £20 and never see them again... it was £20 well spent!!

v Spends too much time on the computer and not enough in the saddle ?

thekickingmule

^ Knows me too well!

< Doesn't know *AL*

v REALLY know's *AL*

xstrathyx

^ wants to get to know *AL*..............intimately

< doesn't know *AL* but welcomes him to Crudcatcher

v wants to get to know *AL*......but only if he turns down mule

biff55

^ lives in a cold , isolated hell -hole

< cant wait for my parts order to arrive

v wears skin-tight pink lycra on a ride to the shops

Th3 Firestarter

^ Has a thing about skintight lycra

< Is loving having a new bike

v Has a thing about skintight lycra

lawman

^ is currently wearing skin tight lycra

< is patiently waiting for new bike bits

v is also wearing lycra

projectsome

^ sniffs lycra

< replied 622nd

v tried replying 611th but failed due to being chased by Lawman

Th3 Firestarter

^ May be a secret roadie

<Did not get chased by lawman

v Waiting impatiently for bike bits

biff55

^ looks like his avatar picture

< is a legend in his own mind

v dribbles constantly

*AL*

^ Is a legend in his own underpants ?

< Thanks xSTRATHYx for the nice welcome to Crudcatcher.

v Loves the staff of Countdowns' wardrobe dept...

thekickingmule

^ Loves the ladies from the average age of the countdown audience

< Loves women of his own age

v Probably shouldn't talk about the age of his loves, due to lawsuits.

El Capitano

^ Has at least 3 restraining orders against him

< Isn't feeling too good ATM

v Wears lingerie underneath their cycling clothes

cat_with_no_tail

^ Has the Plague

< Crotchless panties are surprisingly comfy and stockings keep your legs warm

v Is terrified of ducks

Kiblams

^ Resembles something out of the Rocky Horror Show at weekends

< Lost an eye in an unfortunate 'ducking' incident...

v Would rather spend £5 on cheese than jars of mustard

stuart_c-2

^Obviously got put on that island for a reason

< Blames too many late night episodes of count duckula

v Is wondering if he can get lingerie in the same colour as his Hope skewers