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< Needs to type faster
v Needs to type faster"I ride to eat"0 -
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^is a sadistic necrophiliac who likes beastiality ( or is he flogging a dead horse)
<hmmm Ti fishnets now theres a thought
vneeds to eat less piesRibble Gran Fondo
Guerciotti Lyra Cross
Trek 6000 S/S0 -
^ will ruin Morrison's pie department with comments like that
< Is stark raving mad
v Is a figment of everyone's imagination0 -
^ Is being sectioned on his way home tonight
< Is worried that this is the second time someone said he's only a figment of the imagination
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v Is donating his pay check to my bank accountIt takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
Blender Cube AMS Pro0 -
^ Wonders why they didn't post anything. Perhaps they don't exist?
< Is about to stick something sharp into his finger.
v Would like to be popular.0 -
^ Has a better chance of cr@pping in the Queens handbag than receiving my next pay cheque.
< Has just eaten breakfast and is already thinking about lunch.
v Is coming out of the closet today.0 -
^ Fat 8astard
< That closet was the worst night's sleep I've ever had
v licks the toilet bowl when no-ones looking0 -
^ Has come out of the closet this morning
< Prefers to call it a 'cupboard'
v doesn't even know what a cupboard is as he lives in a shoe.Santa Cruz Chameleon
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^ Knows about my shoe fetish?
< Has had his rabies shot!
v Has every episode of Freinds on DVD :oops:0 -
^ It's not rabies, you just dribble. (Probably over shoes)
< X-files actually, so ner
v Couldn't fit in a closet if he tried, fat git."I ride to eat"0 -
^ Has a hoard of goblins in his cupboard
< Is having lunch
v Wouldn't look out of place in police line up0 -
^ wouldn't look out of place in a zoo
< Is off to play tennis
V once fell off the roof of a double decker bus0 -
^ Fell out of the ugly tree
< Likes those chewy mint things that come in the white wrappers with green and red writing that you used to get in woolworths pick 'n' mix
v Is going to buy me some of the afore mentioned confectionary product0 -
^ Hasn't realised that Woolies has gone t!ts up, so pick and mix is now a distant, but pleasant memory.
< Is eating lasagne instead of painting the living room ceiling.
v Is the secret and rarely mentioned, 3rd Chuckle Brother.0 -
^ to me
< to you
v to me0 -
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^ is jealous coz p0rnstars have to shave
< thinks colintrav should be "put to sleep"
v has just removed the training wheels on his bike0 -
^ has replaced his training wheels with stablisers.
< is fed up of crap t.v.
v wears his wifes high heels around the house.
this mucho fun
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^ Wishes the lady of the house would take a bath so he could indulge in some of his "specialist" DVDs.
< Has ordered an Inbred and rigid carbon forks
v Would offer to put colintrav in a straight jacket, but would be unable to resist the temptation to "rough him up" a little whilst he was restrained.0 -
^ Is a fail merchant, I mean seriously, RIGID?
< Is rocking 8 inches of plush full sus travel
v Has a strange phobia of cheese0 -
^ is already an inbred
< has "specialist" dvd's streamed to every room in the house 24 / 7.
v is a peeping tom0 -
^ Loves midget porn
< Is called Matt not Tom
v Watches Big Brother and fooookin LOVES it!0 -
^ stars in midget porn
< is feeling peckish
v has food in his beard0 -
^ scrotum is tarnished with leftover food
< fooking loves celebrity big brother......foookin loves it i do
v regularly smacks one out watching question time!2009 Trek 3900 disc https://www.flickr.com/photos/125245570 ... 613755884/
2014 Cube Peloton Pro https://www.flickr.com/photos/125245570 ... 613364814/0 -
^ Had the plot, but seems to have misplaced it now.
< Is only 25% human.
v Pretends they have friends.0 -
^ Is 75% Llama
< Has loads of friends, they are all BEEEEEEEEES!
v Once tried to breed with a kangaroo0 -
^ Can't tell the difference between a Kangaroo and a Llama...
< Has a mountain bike on his desk at work.
v Wishes they could fly.0 -
^ His 'desk' is really a turbo trainer
< Can fly (in my mind)
v Wants to join the secret service and become 0080 -
^Uses the guys from the 118118 adverts as style icons.
<if I told you I'd have to kill you
v isn't sh1tting himself about not being able to find his p60Santa Cruz Chameleon
Orange Alpine 1600
