Morpeth Social Club

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  • jonginge
    jonginge Posts: 5,945
    Citizen Smith wrote:
    Il Principe wrote:

    Cheap lager? At the Morpeth?

    What do you mean James? That Peroni is a bargain.

    Not.
    The guiness is as cheap as chips*

    * when ordered at the fat duck
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  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    I'm back on the bike and therefore might fancy a pint to celebrate and show off my sexy ankle
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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    I'll be the one in 95 layers of cyclewear brrr chilly.

    overshoes, buff, two pairs of gloves and two jackets this morning :D
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  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    Greg66 wrote:
    I should be able to pop in tonight.

    It's doubtful any newcomers will fail to work out who to aim for...

    Depends what colour you're in - the black is almost understated... almost...
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  • il_principe
    il_principe Posts: 9,155
    Greg66 wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    Has anyone explained the initiation ceremony yet...?

    you've all read the thread from the start, right?

    I've got the funnel.

    Can you bring the hose?

    And some disinfectant? IP usually has those surgical gloves on him, so we're ok there.

    I've run out of gloves - so many new faces recently. I'll bring the industrial lube and the MTFU Tongue Shieldstm.
  • Citizen Smith
    Citizen Smith Posts: 336
    Darn it, having been to business travel to Seattle, Paris & Prague these past three weeks, I'm keen to tuck into some proper pints. Alas, I'm having a rest day at home coz I'm 'fing knackered.

    Looks like a good SCR crowd assembling of an evening....there is an outside a chance I'll need to be in the office this arvo. If this is the case, then, I'll drop by for cheeky one or two...as I haven't been on the bike for a good week and half and have probably put a stone or so...I would be a sitting duck for scalps on the Embankment, the Millbank Wind Tunnel (MWT tm) would be my undoing and would end up heaving my sorry arse over the threshold to the Morpeth.
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  • lastant
    lastant Posts: 526
    Greg66 wrote:
    Hehehe. Everyone is welcome. Though the ride there can be one of the more anxious you'll do. No one wants to get scalped en route by a fellow Morpether.

    Best bet: leave work, engage warp 9.975, engage brakes at Morpeth front door.

    Hmm...suddenly the ridiculously convoluted route through the side streets via St. James' Park and slipping in through the back sounds more appealing... :)
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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    Citizen Smith wrote:
    Darn it, having been to business travel to Seattle, Paris & Prague these past three weeks, I'm keen to tuck into some proper pints. Alas, I'm having a rest day at home coz I'm 'fing knackered.

    Looks like a good SCR crowd assembling of an evening....there is an outside a chance I'll need to be in the office this arvo. If this is the case, then, I'll drop by for cheeky one or two...as I haven't been on the bike for a good week and half and have probably put a stone or so...I would be a sitting duck for scalps on the Embankment, the Millbank Wind Tunnel (MWT tm) would be my undoing and would end up heaving my sorry ars* over the threshold to the Morpeth.

    No what's the word i'm looking for.....?

    ah yes GHEY!

    MTFU you big jessy :roll:
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    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    lastant wrote:
    Greg66 wrote:
    Hehehe. Everyone is welcome. Though the ride there can be one of the more anxious you'll do. No one wants to get scalped en route by a fellow Morpether.

    Best bet: leave work, engage warp 9.975, engage brakes at Morpeth front door.

    Hmm...suddenly the ridiculously convoluted route through the side streets via St. James' Park and slipping in through the back sounds more appealing... :)[/quote

    They'll be no slipping in via the back passage on my watch matey me lad, you make you entrance front and centre like a proper cyclist.
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • Totalnewbie
    Totalnewbie Posts: 932
    Don't worry about bikes being taken the p*ss out of, I'll be on my hybrid so that should deflect some attention. Selfless, me...
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  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    itboffin wrote:
    I'll be the one in 95 layers of cyclewear brrr chilly.

    overshoes, buff, two pairs of gloves and two jackets this morning :D

    are you a bird?
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  • Citizen Smith
    Citizen Smith Posts: 336
    itboffin wrote:

    ah yes GHEY!

    MTFU you big jessy :roll:

    Guilty as charged! :shock:
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  • Totalnewbie
    Totalnewbie Posts: 932
    Clever Pun wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    I'll be the one in 95 layers of cyclewear brrr chilly.

    overshoes, buff, two pairs of gloves and two jackets this morning :D

    are you a bird?

    This bird just wore lycra 3/4s and a shortsleeved jersey this morning. Must be nice and warm in Londontown!
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  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    Totalnewbie wrote:
    Clever Pun wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    I'll be the one in 95 layers of cyclewear brrr chilly.

    overshoes, buff, two pairs of gloves and two jackets this morning :D

    are you a bird?

    This bird just wore lycra 3/4s and a shortsleeved jersey this morning. Must be nice and warm in Londontown!

    that it is, just like calling ITB a jessy
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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    Clever Pun wrote:
    Totalnewbie wrote:
    Clever Pun wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    I'll be the one in 95 layers of cyclewear brrr chilly.

    overshoes, buff, two pairs of gloves and two jackets this morning :D

    are you a bird?

    This bird just wore lycra 3/4s and a shortsleeved jersey this morning. Must be nice and warm in Londontown!

    that it is, just like calling ITB a jessy

    Look just because some of us (me) leave the house when some (you) are just getting into bed doesn't make me a Jessy! just means I'm well 'ard - nails me!

    although those 5-6 pints of G&T yesterday have slightly taken the edge off my usual Friday bubble, still only a couple more hours and it'll be beer Friday.

    mmmm beer :D
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • MonkeyMonster
    MonkeyMonster Posts: 4,629
    itboffin wrote:
    mmmm beer :D

    I'll drink to that!
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  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    I may have cycled to windsor and be having a lunchtime beer in the sunshine admiring the castle.

    How's work? :P
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  • jonginge
    jonginge Posts: 5,945
    why i oughta. *shakes fist*

    Edit: Maxima fettling work ok?
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  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    :D

    oh and I'm in an ss jersey, shorts and sandals. It's a lovely day!

    Fettling good thanks, bar the rear brake which is a bit rubby. I'm going to bring it to the pub and all y'all are going to fix it. :D
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  • jonginge
    jonginge Posts: 5,945
    There'll be a fettling scrum, I tell you. I'll just stand back, suck through my teeth and occasionally shake my head.
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  • biondino
    biondino Posts: 5,990
    Jon could fix it, but the parts'll take three weeks to come through and in honesty you'd be better off with a new bike. Let him just get you a quote for that.
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  • MonkeyMonster
    MonkeyMonster Posts: 4,629
    I'm working from home in slightly ITB stylee. Will grid my loins to do half an embankment later :D
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  • jonginge
    jonginge Posts: 5,945
    MonkeyMonster wrote:
    I'm working from home in slightly ITB stylee. Will grid my loins to do half an embankment later :D
    Sounds painful MM
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  • MonkeyMonster
    MonkeyMonster Posts: 4,629
    if you ask nicely i'll show you the scar later 8)
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  • jonginge
    jonginge Posts: 5,945
    biondino wrote:
    Jon could fix it, but the parts'll take three weeks to come through and in honesty you'd be better off with a new bike. Let him just get you a quote for that.
    Three weeks? Can't do it in 3 weeks. *sucks through teeth* Tell ya what, got this luvverly castelli wheelcover for the interim...
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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    I may have cycled to windsor and be having a lunchtime beer in the sunshine admiring the castle.

    How's work? :P

    Not sure i've been playing pool and drinking beer, the BBQ on the roof terrace is almost ready as well, sweet :wink:
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    :D

    oh and I'm in an ss jersey, shorts and sandals. It's a lovely day!

    Fettling good thanks, bar the rear brake which is a bit rubby. I'm going to bring it to the pub and all y'all are going to fix it. :D

    Note to self take extra jacket to Morpeth, no doubt we'll be outside for sometime :(
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    JonGinge wrote:
    biondino wrote:
    Jon could fix it, but the parts'll take three weeks to come through and in honesty you'd be better off with a new bike. Let him just get you a quote for that.
    Three weeks? Can't do it in 3 weeks. *sucks through teeth* Tell ya what, got this luvverly castelli wheelcover for the interim...

    swap her your 'nice' hack as a replacement bike while you fix the Willier
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  • jonginge
    jonginge Posts: 5,945
    Clever Pun wrote:
    JonGinge wrote:
    biondino wrote:
    Jon could fix it, but the parts'll take three weeks to come through and in honesty you'd be better off with a new bike. Let him just get you a quote for that.
    Three weeks? Can't do it in 3 weeks. *sucks through teeth* Tell ya what, got this luvverly castelli wheelcover for the interim...

    swap her your 'nice' hack as a replacement bike while you fix the Willier
    Oi. Less of the quotation marks :lol:
    Not sure how fixing someone elses bike would help, though ;)
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  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    JonGinge wrote:
    Clever Pun wrote:
    JonGinge wrote:
    biondino wrote:
    Jon could fix it, but the parts'll take three weeks to come through and in honesty you'd be better off with a new bike. Let him just get you a quote for that.
    Three weeks? Can't do it in 3 weeks. *sucks through teeth* Tell ya what, got this luvverly castelli wheelcover for the interim...

    swap her your 'nice' hack as a replacement bike while you fix the Willier
    Oi. Less of the quotation marks :lol:
    Not sure how fixing someone elses bike would help, though ;)

    if it takes you 2 years to fix it'll help
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