The return of...Caption Competition

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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930

    Bally's 2 year absence from the forum is explained.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383

    Seano busy posting about how much more cycling he does compared to Stevo.

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930

    Seano monitors his Onlyfans account.

  • Close that door, daylight hurts me.

  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,160

    Johnson's early career was in journalism.

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312

    GCHQ worker pictured with the latest and most up to date cutting edge computer system designed to keep Britain safe from cyber attacks, terrorism and nuclear missiles.

    Government vehemently denies funding shortfall.

    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,160

    New NHS IT system finally unveiled.

  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,340

    architect of post office horizon system reveals all

    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655

    Wow, what a round that was- everyone’s a winner. Sadly, that can’t be true, @pinno is.

    It’s a mouthful, but it wins.


  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312

    oh bollox that means I have to find a picture

    I mean that's fantastic, i'm overjoyed.

    Pic soon...

    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383

    Why are we waiting?

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312

    Do your worst:



    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516

    Oh I think I’ve just given myself whiplash, I thought you had a open pizza box in your lap

    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655

    Due to the advancing years of the BR forumites, pinno kindly starts a wheelchair thread.

  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,160

    Therese Coffey and Jeremy Corbyn receive new year's honours.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383

    Webboo heads out on one of his long rides.

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655

    Continental’s newest tyre in final testing phase ahead of the Paris-Roubaix.

  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,340

    daily express readers rampage through streets

    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227

    Karen and Nigel protest against LEZs because... well you know, they do have digestive system issues.

  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655

    XL bully bites old man's hand.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383

    Pinno and Seano meet up to plot how to beat Stevo's epic cycling distances.

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516

    You carry on eating all that chocolate, crisps and cake under your blanket and you won’t be getting you fat arse out that wheelchair anytime soon.

    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312

    I am calling time on this one and in a shameless act of nepotism, i'm handing the win to @masjer .

    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383

    Fix....

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655

    and away...



  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,160

    Let's meet via Zoom.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383

    "When I said I like big birds..."

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516

    I don’t believe it, I’ve just seen a bigger twat than Boris

    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312

    TLW's wife tries in vain to convince him that he has the DT's.

    seanoconn - gruagach craic!