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jashburnham wrote:There was a young lady called Lits
Renowned for her pedalling tricks
Pushing a massive gear
The sight of her struck fear
And gave a poor hipster the sh1ts
Brilliant!0 -
biondino wrote:court the lady properly - by PM
Now who said that gallantry was dead?
I think Don Don is entirely right to put himself out there in free sight and have a punt.
It's the equivalent of making the longest walk, across the floor of a pub to talk to a bird when she's with all her mates....
Mucho grande Cojones required as the walk of shame back, ten seconds later is very high on the great pain scale.
Also if he did it via PM then we'd never have a laugh about it (until she posted his love notes for us to see of course).Fixed gear for wet weather / hairy roadie for posing in the sun.
What would Thora Hurd do?0 -
I did send a short pm a while back, but not of my peotry. Nothing yet...Greg T wrote:biondino wrote:court the lady properly - by PM
Now who said that gallantry was dead?
I think Don Don is entirely right to put himself out there in free sight and have a punt.
It's the equivalent of making the longest walk, across the floor of a pub to talk to a bird when she's with all her mates....
Mucho grande Cojones required as the walk of shame back, ten seconds later is very high on the great pain scale.
Also if he did it via PM then we'd never have a laugh about it (until she posted his love notes for us to see of course).
Thankyou for your kind words father. I hope I have inherited even half of your empathylost_in_thought wrote:jashburnham wrote:There was a young lady called Lits
Renowned for her pedalling tricks
Pushing a massive gear
The sight of her struck fear
And gave a poor hipster the sh1ts
Brilliant!
At least now I have a benchmark to work towards0 -
Bet you are wondering what peotry is :roll:0
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FFS will you two just PM each other, arrange a date, get together...and then tell us all about it in full technicolour... 8)
Tip: if you go to a Mexican, fajitas are a bad idea, too messy, trust me, been there, not impressive... :oops:
It's just a hill. Get over it.0 -
SecretSam wrote:FFS will you two just PM each other, arrange a date, get together...and then tell us all about it in full technicolour... 8)
Is LiT actually single? Or is poor old dd wasting his time from the off?0 -
Don_don tries to impress Lit's with his cycling skills: Covert footageA fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject - Churchill0
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Jen J wrote:SecretSam wrote:FFS will you two just PM each other, arrange a date, get together...and then tell us all about it in full technicolour... 8)
Is LiT actually single? Or is poor old dd wasting his time from the off?
I'm afraid no man can stand in the way of a love this all-encompassing. I'm sure he would step aside once he saw the perfect roundness of my chainring.
My new-found father, GregT, will understand my feelings..0 -
Crapaud wrote:Don_don tries to impress Lit's with his cycling skills: Covert footage
Can't view this at work. I hope its not the 'insufficient lube' incident :oops:0 -
don_don wrote:Crapaud wrote:Don_don tries to impress Lit's with his cycling skills: Covert footage
Can't view this at work. I hope its not the 'insufficient lube' incident :oops:
PS What's the 'insufficient lube incident'....or am I better off not knowing?A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject - Churchill0 -
Crapaud wrote:don_don wrote:Crapaud wrote:Don_don tries to impress Lit's with his cycling skills: Covert footage
Can't view this at work. I hope its not the 'insufficient lube' incident :oops:
PS What's the 'insufficient lube incident'....or am I better off not knowing?
I'm praying it's something to do with chains...errr...<<thinks: "whips and ...">> ...or maybe not...
It's just a hill. Get over it.0 -
I'm praying it's something to do with chains...errr...<<thinks: "whips and ...">> ...or maybe not...
That it involved two men on a tandem is all I'm ready to admit to at this juncture :oops:lost_in_thought wrote:
jashburnham wrote:
There was a young lady called Lits
Renowned for her pedalling tricks
Pushing a massive gear
The sight of her struck fear
And gave a poor hipster the sh1ts
Brilliant!
At least now I have a benchmark to work towards
I'm thinking this might be a better level to pitch at:
Whilst riding one day, lost in thought,
Not looking again, as I ought.
A slippery runnel
as I entered the tunnel,
with pants down, thus I was caught.
Pedestrians came to my aid,
As embarrassedly there I was laid.
"On active reflection, you should wear protection"
Was the comment that most of them made.0 -
A+ for poetry but is the subject matter really going to win her over?
Also, what's a runnel?0 -
don_don wrote:Whilst riding one day, lost in thought,
Not looking again, as I ought.
A slippery runnel
as I entered the tunnel,
with pants down, thus I was caught.
Pedestrians came to my aid,
As embarrassedly there I was laid.
"On active reflection, you should wear protection"
Was the comment that most of them made.
genius
Whilst riding with brand new cleats,
I forgot the pedals were stuck to my feet,
In my haste to unclip,
I hit the kerb and did flip,
My arse right over my tiits.
In the road I was lying,
Whilst my mates were all crying,
My steed was broken and wrecked,
My knees were all scabby,
My pride it was shabby
And my Ring was thoroughly bent.Fixed gear for wet weather / hairy roadie for posing in the sun.
What would Thora Hurd do?0 -
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Don is a bit of a stalker
his belle is the age of his daughter
he woos her online
and plies her with rhyme
but she'll soon blow him out of the water!
(My apologies to all concerned.....not meant to be the least bit serious!)0 -
Well - if we're all getting in on the 'poetry'
in days of old
when don was bold
and lit was cycling past
he stuck his yoke
between her spoke(s)
and she landed on her assChunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
2011 Trek Madone 4.5
2012 Felt F65X
Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter0 -
Kieran_Burns wrote:Well - if we're all getting in on the 'poetry'
in days of old
when don was bold
and lit was cycling past
he stuck his yoke
between her spoke(s)
and she landed on her ass
Well that's no way to impress a lady. :shock:0 -
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I'm very much enjoying all the poetry!
But Kieran, I agree with Jen, if someone chucked a yoke between my spokes I'd probably thump them... once I'd escaped from my SPDs.0 -
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don_don, please post a verifiable photo of yourself so we can decide if the exceptionally attractive LiT is in your league. Ta!0
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lost_in_thought wrote:, if someone chucked a yoke between my spokes I'd probably thump them... .
What about a packet in your bottom bracket?Fixed gear for wet weather / hairy roadie for posing in the sun.
What would Thora Hurd do?0 -
A fragrant young lady named LiT
made Don_don behave like a twit
He stalked her on the boards
Watched by the internet hordes
Hoping she'd give him a bit
It's just a hill. Get over it.0 -
Greg T wrote:lost_in_thought wrote:, if someone chucked a yoke between my spokes I'd probably thump them... .
What about a packet in your bottom bracket?
Roughly the same reaction I'd wager...
I open the floor for other item-in-bike part attempts....0 -
lost_in_thought wrote:I open the floor for other item-in-bike part attempts....
It's at this point that I wish
a. I was witty
b. Knew more bike parts than brakes, pedals, handlebars, gears.
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Jen J wrote:lost_in_thought wrote:I open the floor for other item-in-bike part attempts....
It's at this point that I wish
a. I was witty
b. Knew more bike parts than brakes, pedals, handlebars, gears.
See by asking, I'm avoiding having to try myself and revealing that I am not actually very funny... and nice one SecretSam....0 -
lost_in_thought wrote:[See by asking, I'm avoiding having to try myself and revealing that I am not actually very funny... and nice one SecretSam....
I'm sure you're as witty as you are beautiful
It's just a hill. Get over it.0 -
I tried but failed to rhyme anything with derailier.....
I was thinking or running "impale-ier" but thought better of it in case the cyber fuzz busted me for over the top lewdness and I got excommunicated to the MTB boards....Fixed gear for wet weather / hairy roadie for posing in the sun.
What would Thora Hurd do?0