Only if you commute and sign up to the Silly Commuter racing game that we don't in fact play...
Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
This is the less evil than a box of Kittens, I've seen more cold calculation, determination and cunning in WRVS cake stall.
If your man is going to bag LiT he's going to have the MTFU on the banter stakes and fess up his gearing (his "special edition" Langster isn't going to cut it with her, Her GI scores bigger than my IQ and I'm a fecking genius).
Where did he go? He popped up - blurted "I fancy you" then disappeared......
Fixed gear for wet weather / hairy roadie for posing in the sun.
It's like being back at school, all the SCR lot giggling in the corner, and a shy little roadie comes over and whispers 'my mate likes you' then runs away back to his mates at the cake stop in the opposite corner.
I'm flattered!
LiT doesn't share her affections lightly..... (I speak here as her agent with full financial / bag of peanuts and a shandy negotiation rights.)
Greg, stop pimping me out... this isn't the first time, you've recently thrown me to the yokels as well... damn it all.
That is frickin hi-LArious...it really is like being back at school with 'them over there' tittering and giggling...'us over here' posturing and getting all defensive...well Greg T and BD anyway.
Greg T what offers have you had on the LiT pimping patrol?
Who else can we sell on here...any volunteers...come on Greg T and I need new wheels and I've got expensive tastes.
In fact, GregT you are now officially up for sale, I'm selling your censored for my new hubs. Come on roll up roll up for a small Hislop-esque chap from SW London
Greg66 is going for anyone that likes raving red laydeyboys?
In fact, GregT you are now officially up for sale, I'm selling your censored for my new hubs. Come on roll up roll up for a small Hislop-esque chap from SW London
Greg66 is going for anyone that likes raving red laydeyboys?
Come on people I need new rims here!
Is it wise to be talking about selling asses and needing a new rim though?? :shock:
Suits you sir?
Felt F70 05 (Turbo)
Marin Palisades Trail 91 and 06
Scott CR1 SL 12
Cannondale Synapse Adventure 15 & 16 Di2
Scott Foil 18
I am laughing so much now with some of the comments here, I think my team mates at work think I am insane. And that was before i was laughing right now.
P.S. New to haunting both Commuting and Road, I wonder if I'm a strange breed or if many others do it too?
"This area left purposefully blank"
Sign hung on my head everyday till noon.
P.S. New to haunting both Commuting and Road, I wonder if I'm a strange breed or if many others do it too?
I find I migrate here more in the autumn/winter, as there seems to be more 'action' (phnaar phnaar) on here then, or more relevant threads to me, than the roadie ones anyway.
I shall endeavour to spend more time on both though
Felt F70 05 (Turbo)
Marin Palisades Trail 91 and 06
Scott CR1 SL 12
Cannondale Synapse Adventure 15 & 16 Di2
Scott Foil 18
Well I came here as I worked out I liked road riding (beginers forum mostly), but was more using the bike for a way to commute (maybe not to work but to other places as work is 6 minutes on foot away, riding would just be really odd to it). So sort of mix of both, BUT without shaved legs (I don't shave my chin enough let alot legs) and minimal lycra usage.
"This area left purposefully blank"
Sign hung on my head everyday till noon.
hisoka and Daniel B you are both filthy tarty people who haul your carcasses across multi disciplines of forum posting you naughty naughty people, you're a disgrace!
You must nail your colours to the flag MTFU and stick with one or t'other
It's like being back at school, all the SCR lot giggling in the corner, and a shy little roadie comes over and whispers 'my mate likes you' then runs away back to his mates at the cake stop in the opposite corner.
I'm flattered!
LiT doesn't share her affections lightly..... (I speak here as her agent with full financial / bag of peanuts and a shandy negotiation rights.)
Greg, stop pimping me out... this isn't the first time, you've recently thrown me to the yokels as well... damn it all.
YOKELS!!!! Damm cheek, :? we are sophisticated people of the world 8)
Greg T what offers have you had on the LiT pimping patrol?
Who else can we sell on here...any volunteers...come on Greg T and I need new wheels and I've got expensive tastes.
In fact, GregT you are now officially up for sale, I'm selling your censored for my new hubs. Come on roll up roll up for a small Hislop-esque chap from SW London
Greg66 is going for anyone that likes raving red laydeyboys?
Come on people I need new rims here!
Indeed a poor choice of parts to be replacing when you are selling another man, what do you intend to get after the new rims? Might I suggest a larger ring or possibly some wet lube
Will have to head over to cakestop now (behind enemy lines it seems) and see what they've been saying about LiT......brb!
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This could cue a Roadie / Commuter Turf war.
Brush off the depilation jokes fellas and stack the panniers high, MTBs to the front and absord the first wave.
What would Thora Hurd do?
You are in the circle (or big ring) of trust.
State your gearing and prepare for abuse........
LiT doesn't share her affections lightly..... (I speak here as her agent with full financial / bag of peanuts and a shandy negotiation rights.)
What would Thora Hurd do?
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
Commuting / Winter rides - Jamis Renegade Expert
Pootling / Offroad - All-City Macho Man Disc
Fast rides Cannondale SuperSix Ultegra
Peugeot Fixed Gear
Specialized Hardrock
Baordman Team Carbon
Haro Freestyler Sport 1984
Coming Soon...Canyon Nerve AM 7.0
Sign hung on my head everyday till noon.
FCN: 11 (apparently)
I think there be mileage in this here thread though
Marin Palisades Trail 91 and 06
Scott CR1 SL 12
Cannondale Synapse Adventure 15 & 16 Di2
Scott Foil 18
Evil?
This is the less evil than a box of Kittens, I've seen more cold calculation, determination and cunning in WRVS cake stall.
If your man is going to bag LiT he's going to have the MTFU on the banter stakes and fess up his gearing (his "special edition" Langster isn't going to cut it with her, Her GI scores bigger than my IQ and I'm a fecking genius).
Where did he go? He popped up - blurted "I fancy you" then disappeared......
What would Thora Hurd do?
It's like being back at school, all the SCR lot giggling in the corner, and a shy little roadie comes over and whispers 'my mate likes you' then runs away back to his mates at the cake stop in the opposite corner.
I'm flattered!
Greg, stop pimping me out... this isn't the first time, you've recently thrown me to the yokels as well... damn it all.
Viner Maxima, Tifosi CK7, Giant Bowery, Old commuter.
2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
2011 Trek Madone 4.5
2012 Felt F65X
Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter
You won't be when your leg razors keep being stolen.
we are the proud, the few, Descendents.
Panama - finally putting a nail in the economic theory of the trickle down effect.
I'd missed this one....
Actually laughing, Co-workers becoming suspicious.
Viner Maxima, Tifosi CK7, Giant Bowery, Old commuter.
Morning everyone anyway
Fixed FCN: 6
Who else can we sell on here...any volunteers...come on Greg T and I need new wheels and I've got expensive tastes.
In fact, GregT you are now officially up for sale, I'm selling your censored for my new hubs. Come on roll up roll up for a small Hislop-esque chap from SW London
Greg66 is going for anyone that likes raving red laydeyboys?
Come on people I need new rims here!
Fixed FCN: 6
You want to sell me.....
Hey why not, you might be in trouble, the market is falling and frankly I can't give it away let alone trade it but fair goes.
GT
What would Thora Hurd do?
Is it wise to be talking about selling asses and needing a new rim though?? :shock:
Suits you sir?
Marin Palisades Trail 91 and 06
Scott CR1 SL 12
Cannondale Synapse Adventure 15 & 16 Di2
Scott Foil 18
P.S. New to haunting both Commuting and Road, I wonder if I'm a strange breed or if many others do it too?
Sign hung on my head everyday till noon.
FCN: 11 (apparently)
I find I migrate here more in the autumn/winter, as there seems to be more 'action' (phnaar phnaar) on here then, or more relevant threads to me, than the roadie ones anyway.
I shall endeavour to spend more time on both though
Marin Palisades Trail 91 and 06
Scott CR1 SL 12
Cannondale Synapse Adventure 15 & 16 Di2
Scott Foil 18
Until recently only looked in Road, but started on here after I actually commuted to work so felt worthy of visiting
Sign hung on my head everyday till noon.
FCN: 11 (apparently)
You must nail your colours to the flag MTFU and stick with one or t'other
choose us we're much more fun
Fixed FCN: 6
INFIDEL!
Thwow him to the floor centurion... wather woughly...
Viner Maxima, Tifosi CK7, Giant Bowery, Old commuter.
Fixed FCN: 6
YOKELS!!!! Damm cheek, :? we are sophisticated people of the world 8)
Indeed a poor choice of parts to be replacing when you are selling another man, what do you intend to get after the new rims? Might I suggest a larger ring or possibly some wet lube
Will have to head over to cakestop now (behind enemy lines it seems) and see what they've been saying about LiT......brb!
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