Hey Lost_in_thought

Jen J

Greg T wrote:

I tried but failed to rhyme anything with derailier.....

I was thinking or running "impale-ier" but thought better of it in case the cyber fuzz busted me for over the top lewdness and I got excommunicated to the MTB boards....

dahlia.

You'll have to come up with the rest though...

lost_in_thought

Greg T wrote:

I tried but failed to rhyme anything with derailier.....

I was thinking or running "impale-ier" but thought better of it in case the cyber fuzz busted me for over the top lewdness and I got excommunicated to the MTB boards....

It's derailleur, isn't it? So yes, impaler would work, although how you'd chuck him into a derailleur is beyond me...

chaley

I was going to say something about a crank, but I won't :oops:
Chaley

biondino

Greg T wrote:

I tried but failed to rhyme anything with derailier.....

I was thinking or running "impale-ier" but thought better of it in case the cyber fuzz busted me for over the top lewdness and I got excommunicated to the MTB boards....

Uh, sailor? Amazed you didn't think of that one yourself...

don_don

biondino wrote:

don_don, please post a verifiable photo of yourself so we can decide if the exceptionally attractive LiT is in your league. Ta!

I will look something out tonight, after which point I'll accept that any and all chances with the gorgeous young LiT are most likely thoroughly blown

BTW - you can talk to me again LiT, I won't byte

These are for you Jen J:

a happy camper in your compression damper

a feather duster in your B-tension adjuster

a sticky digit in your star-fangled widget

a sneaky feel of your jockey wheel

a full erection in your general direction

When I say these are for you, I mean you can use them if you want, erm, no that's not what I meant. :oops: I mean you can borrow them for later :oops: :oops: Oh God LiT, what will you think of me now? :oops: :oops: :oops:

don_don

SecretSam wrote:

lost_in_thought wrote:

[See by asking, I'm avoiding having to try myself and revealing that I am not actually very funny... and nice one SecretSam....

I'm sure you're as witty as you are beautiful

Dammit, that was one of my lines :roll:

secretsam

Substitute 'rear gear' for derailleur and you might have more luck, Greg

heavymental

robbarker wrote:

Don is a bit of a stalker
his belle is the age of his daughter
he woos her online
and plies her with rhyme
but she'll soon blow him out of the water!

(My apologies to all concerned.....not meant to be the least bit serious!)

haha...my favourite.

Kieran_Burns

after catching don_don sniffing her saddle
lits spanked him severely with a paddle
out loud he did cry
while she did apply
due reparation before he could skedaddle!

don_don

lost_in_thought wrote:

Greg T wrote:

I tried but failed to rhyme anything with derailier.....

I was thinking or running "impale-ier" but thought better of it in case the cyber fuzz busted me for over the top lewdness and I got excommunicated to the MTB boards....

It's derailleur, isn't it? So yes, impaler would work, although how you'd chuck him into a derailleur is beyond me...

A wooden stake in the forward brake,
resulting in anarchy such as would make
a catastrophic failure to rear derailleur,
such as would please even Vlad the Impaler
:?:

Needs more work me-thinks..

don_don

Heavymental wrote:

robbarker wrote:

Don is a bit of a stalker
his belle is the age of his daughter
he woos her online
and plies her with rhyme
but she'll soon blow him out of the water!

(My apologies to all concerned.....not meant to be the least bit serious!)

haha...my favourite.

And, lets face it, most accurate

Kieran_Burns

The problem I have is that derailleur is now associated with impale HER in my mind, and let's face it - that's a path best not taken! :shock:

heavymental

don_don wrote:

Heavymental wrote:

robbarker wrote:

Don is a bit of a stalker
his belle is the age of his daughter
he woos her online
and plies her with rhyme
but she'll soon blow him out of the water!

(My apologies to all concerned.....not meant to be the least bit serious!)

haha...my favourite.

And, lets face it, most accurate

Well, I didn't like to say...

Also, I'm no expert but feel you might be going about this all wrong.

This may work...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... ard+to+get

....although I'm not sure its very effective in online courting where the 2 protagonists haven't actually met and thus your 'playing hard to get' might just look like 'you don't exist'.

dafruk

If only this were facebook, you could poke her and run off shouting "chase me, chase me".

attica

don_don wrote:

a happy camper in your compression damper

a feather duster in your B-tension adjuster

a sticky digit in your star-fangled widget

a sneaky feel of your jockey wheel

a full erection in your general direction

When I say these are for you, I mean you can use them if you want, erm, no that's not what I meant. :oops: I mean you can borrow them for later :oops: :oops: Oh God LiT, what will you think of me now? :oops: :oops: :oops:

don_don

Your biggest mistake here is not the innuendo, it's the reckless use of an MTB specific phrase like Compression Damper.

Matey, you've blown it.

don_don

Like some others here, I'm not afraid to admit that I am bi-cycual. Some of my best friends are mtb'ers. However, I have never been tempted to weigh my stem bolts so I plead for tolerance.

LiT strikes me as a broad-minded woman who is not intimidated by muddy, sweaty thighs :shock:

I have been experimenting with Haiku (minimalist, Japanese 3-line poetry) thus:

Lights
LiT
I am turned on

Now that's not your typical mtb'er is it?

sc999cs

don_don wrote:

Like some others here, I'm not afraid to admit that I am bi-cycual. Some of my best friends are mtb'ers. However, I have never been tempted to weigh my stem bolts so I plead for tolerance.

LiT strikes me as a broad-minded woman who is not intimidated by muddy, sweaty thighs :shock:

I have been experimenting with Haiku (minimalist, Japanese 3-line poetry) thus:

Lights
LiT
I am turned on

Now that's not your typical mtb'er is it?

Far too many vowels so definitely not an MTBer.

homercles

don_don wrote:

I have been experimenting with Haiku (minimalist, Japanese 3-line poetry) thus:

Lights
LiT
I am turned on

iain_j

10 pages - this is better than telly

Was reading through this at work today (on my mobile phone) and was getting funny looks from the colleagues. Coffee would have been snorted if I'd had some.

linsen

It is our very own home-grown soap opera.

Biondino's a TV agent, perhaps he could find some suitable actors for the parts - who would play LiT? And don_don?

Answers on a postcard...

Or here even

biondino

Sorry linsen, I don't deal with actors - very erratic, difficult types, I steer clear

However, can I suggest Holly Willoughby for LiT and Ian Hislop for don_don?

attica

don_don wrote:

Like some others here, I'm not afraid to admit that I am bi-cycual. Some of my best friends are mtb'ers. However, I have never been tempted to weigh my stem bolts so I plead for tolerance.

LiT strikes me as a broad-minded woman who is not intimidated by muddy, sweaty thighs :shock:

I have been experimenting with Haiku (minimalist, Japanese 3-line poetry) thus:

Lights
LiT
I am turned on

Now that's not your typical mtb'er is it?

I'd say that was more of a Senryu than a Haiku, but that's just me being a pedant.

Nice work.

linsen

Ian Hislop - he makes me laugh just looking at him.

don_don

In response to biondino's earlier request, I attach herewith the most 'verifiable' photo of myself that I can find. It was taken at the Cycle show on Saturday.

So, I present myself to the group (and LiT, of course), without vanity or artifice, for objective comments on my suitability (or otherwise) as her, cough, Sugar Daddy 8)



And yes, I am the one in the Solo gilet, should you need to ask :roll: Not sure how the lines got there, if you can see them.

Big Red S

This _has_ to be made.

don_don

linsen wrote:

Ian Hislop - he makes me laugh just looking at him.

If I shave the beard off and put some more weight on - you might just have something there

linsen

You ARE Ian Hislop!

don_don

Allegedly

don_don

One of you lot got to the show before me obviously. I found this on one of the BMX stands:

attica

BMX's now too, don_don!

It's all so wrong