La Vuelta 2023: Stage 18:- Pola de Allande to La Cruz de Linares, 179km ***Spoilers***

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  • By default they've gone with my 'let them race to the top of L'angrilu, then call it' strategy

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  • andyp
    andyp Posts: 10,445
    I missed the Jumbo-Visma soigneur getting rough housed by the police after the stage yesterday.

  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,584
    It's a pretty poor race this.

    So uncompetitive we're reduced to semi-hysterical speculation on how one team is going to divvy up the podium, and the organisation is seriously suspect.
  • pblakeney
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    andyp said:

    I missed the Jumbo-Visma soigneur getting rough housed by the police after the stage yesterday.

    I've known since I was a teenager not to touch Spanish police.
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  • rick_chasey
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    pblakeney said:

    andyp said:

    I missed the Jumbo-Visma soigneur getting rough housed by the police after the stage yesterday.

    I've known since I was a teenager not to touch Spanish police.
    On holiday with my parents as a kid in the car, the Guardia Civil suddenly came steaming around the car from both sides, road block up ahead, pointing guns at the car > and not pistols either.

    We had to all get out, arms above our head on the car, while they frisked the whole family and searched the car. Threw my portable CD player on the floor & scratched it.

    From the dodgy translation I think it was because our hire car was an exact match for some ETA terrorists.

    Honestly, they were so twitchy, I think if i'd have farted too loudly they'd have started shooting.
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,133
    andyp said:

    I missed the Jumbo-Visma soigneur getting rough housed by the police after the stage yesterday.

    Why did he shove the cop in the first place?
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,133

    It's a pretty poor race this.

    So uncompetitive we're reduced to semi-hysterical speculation on how one team is going to divvy up the podium, and the organisation is seriously suspect.

    It has been terrible. The GC has been among the least competitive I've seen and not many individual stages have been interesting. The only reason the Jumbo situation has arisen is that they haven't got a serious rival to focus on. Bahrain are the only ones who have even tried to break the dominance but don't have the firepower.
  • It's had its 'Nasty Nick' moment and now that the calls to resolve it have been heeded, we're all sat round saying it's a bit dull.
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  • Pross
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    I think we were already saying it was a bit dull to be honest.
  • I don't think it's been dull, but it's definitely been bad.

    The controversy caused by nobody being good enough to challenge for the red jersey has meant it's easy to forget that we've had a stage in the dark, two stages with two finish lines, a stage where they decided not to race, sprints without any decent sprinters, sprint finish crashes, a crash after the finish line.

    Then once Remco fails in his GC, he destroys any excitement in breakaway stages, except when he didn't and people still weren't happy because Rui Costa won.
  • TheBigBean
    TheBigBean Posts: 21,510
    This is just the pantomime edition.
  • Roglic needs to ride like the pantomime villain tomorrow, get into the break with Evenepoel and force TJV to chase it.
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,584

    This is just the pantomime edition.

    Oh no it isn't etc.
  • It's not been that bad - Remco was in contention until he wasn't and then we had all the Jumbo speculation.

    For me Vingegaard letting Kuss win is the right call - Roglic is neither here nor there as he wasn't beating Jonas in a race. Let's not forget if Kuss is fatigued part of that is because he's riding 3 grand tours in a year.
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  • mididoctors
    mididoctors Posts: 18,790
    Felt jaded when it started .
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  • Remco dropped out of contention on the first HC climb of the race. That's not a real challenge, I'm afraid.
  • phreak
    phreak Posts: 2,941
    The absurdity of the JV cleansweep has been compounded by the awful showing from the rest of the GC contenders. Remco obviously fell away on that one awful day, but Ayuso hasn't kicked on from his 3rd last year, especially as this was his only GT of 2023. Both he and Mas should have been fresher than the JV riders, yet have not challenged at all. Throw in that Ineos have had probably their worst GT ever (have they ever had a best placing lower than the 36th Thomas currently has?) and it's been a rubbish race.
  • phreak said:

    The absurdity of the JV cleansweep has been compounded by the awful showing from the rest of the GC contenders. Remco obviously fell away on that one awful day, but Ayuso hasn't kicked on from his 3rd last year, especially as this was his only GT of 2023. Both he and Mas should have been fresher than the JV riders, yet have not challenged at all. Throw in that Ineos have had probably their worst GT ever (have they ever had a best placing lower than the 36th Thomas currently has?) and it's been a rubbish race.

    Team Sky at the 2010 Vuelta would be worse.
  • Pross
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    Chuck in the shambolic TV coverage.
  • mididoctors
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    Had Sky effectively neutralised a race under team orders to get their 3rd best rider in the winners jersey, as a thank you for being a good soldier, the internet would have absolutely shat itself

    I don't think that is true at all. I think a lot of people would have happily seen Kwiakowski win the Vuelta
    LOL
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  • phreak
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    phreak said:

    The absurdity of the JV cleansweep has been compounded by the awful showing from the rest of the GC contenders. Remco obviously fell away on that one awful day, but Ayuso hasn't kicked on from his 3rd last year, especially as this was his only GT of 2023. Both he and Mas should have been fresher than the JV riders, yet have not challenged at all. Throw in that Ineos have had probably their worst GT ever (have they ever had a best placing lower than the 36th Thomas currently has?) and it's been a rubbish race.

    Team Sky at the 2010 Vuelta would be worse.
    In races where the team actually finished though I can't think of a worse performance. It's especially bad as they can't really say that their main GC rider crashed out or anything.
  • Pross said:

    Chuck in the shambolic TV coverage.

    Harsh. It's pretty decent given that it's clearly done by a couple of guys with camera phones and quite slow 4g upload speeds.
  • andyp
    andyp Posts: 10,445
    phreak said:

    Both he and Mas should have been fresher than the JV riders, yet have not challenged at all.

    That Mas started after his crash in the Tour was a surprise. He'd barely had time to prepare properly for this race, so finishing in the top six is a decent result considering.
  • This is just the pantomime edition.

    Oh no it isn't etc.
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  • mididoctors
    mididoctors Posts: 18,790
    andyp said:

    phreak said:

    Both he and Mas should have been fresher than the JV riders, yet have not challenged at all.

    That Mas started after his crash in the Tour was a surprise. He'd barely had time to prepare properly for this race, so finishing in the top six is a decent result considering.
    Yeah ..... ayuso is I'll too no?

    UAE tactics have been utterly ineffective. Bahrain got coherent in the 3rd .

    Jumbo crushed everyone in the second week.
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  • Pross
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    phreak said:

    phreak said:

    The absurdity of the JV cleansweep has been compounded by the awful showing from the rest of the GC contenders. Remco obviously fell away on that one awful day, but Ayuso hasn't kicked on from his 3rd last year, especially as this was his only GT of 2023. Both he and Mas should have been fresher than the JV riders, yet have not challenged at all. Throw in that Ineos have had probably their worst GT ever (have they ever had a best placing lower than the 36th Thomas currently has?) and it's been a rubbish race.

    Team Sky at the 2010 Vuelta would be worse.
    In races where the team actually finished though I can't think of a worse performance. It's especially bad as they can't really say that their main GC rider crashed out or anything.
    I think that the one crash he had on the double crash day did more damage than he has let on. They also lost their backup GC man the same day.
  • Sky must have had GTs where they've done nothing on GC and not won a stage. Those would be worse than this. 2018 Vuelta maybe.
  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,241
    edited September 2023
    Other than the 2010 Vuelta the only other Grand Tour where Sky/Ineos have not won a stage and not had a rider in the top 20 was the 2014 Giro d'Italia. Five others with no stage or top ten - Tour '10, '14, Giro '11 and Vuelta '18,'19.

    They should secure their worst top GC finish in this race though, beating Uran's 27th at the 2013 Vuelta.
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  • r0bh
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    Are you forgetting that they have won a stage? Ganna in the TT
  • RichN95.
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    r0bh said:

    Are you forgetting that they have won a stage? Ganna in the TT

    I'm not. I was just responding to kingston's question
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