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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    pblakeney said:

    pblakeney said:

    A real advantage of a cheap car, especially when you park it on the pavement is when people inevitably knock things off it doesn't cost the earth.

    After a while you stop being so prissy about scratches and whatnot, which is very liberating.

    I've got a solution for this. Try pushing a wheelchair along a pavement for understanding. Yes, drivers can park and walk.
    The parking on my road *is* on the pavement, as in, if you parked next to the pavement your car would be towed. The little white box lines are half on and half off the pavement.

    Honestly, always assume the worst, never the best, you lot.

    I push a pram around all the time - it's the same idea.
    This sounds like a council compromise for housing on narrow streets where they should widen the road assuming the pavement allows. #moneyfirst
    Pavement does not allow.
  • focuszing723
    focuszing723 Posts: 8,151
    I mean how can that kind of power on a bike bike right, 200bhp astounds me.
  • briantrumpet
    briantrumpet Posts: 20,349

    A real advantage of a cheap car, especially when you park it on the pavement is when people inevitably knock things off it doesn't cost the earth.

    After a while you stop being so prissy about scratches and whatnot, which is very liberating.


    My cars are quite green. I've been known to allow lichen and moss to grow on them.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644

    MattFalle said:

    I'd rather have a Panigale for 50th of the price for 5,000% more fun.

    https://youtu.be/MEZ6lhlamJg


    I cannot get over the production supercharged Kawasaki H2R, 310BHP!

    310!

    3 1 0 !

    three hundred and ten!

    THREE HUNDRED AND TEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Thant's just proper another planet (with strange creatures n things) bonkers.
    mental isn't it. totally mental.

    a gazillion miles an hour, enough power to melt your brain forever, ride rings around everything with four wheels no matter what the price and you can still park it in your front room.

    numberplate held on with velcro deffo needed for that.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    Or for sub £5k get a K5 Gixer thou and blow every car on the road into the weeks.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    edited October 2021
    H2R on the Isle of Man

    https://youtu.be/LUeHtww5rVI
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • focuszing723
    focuszing723 Posts: 8,151
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    "https://www.energicamotor.com/energica-ego-electric-motorcycle/"

    This is electric and has 150bhp equivalent. EV's do really interest me, just the simplicity of an electric motor, no gears required and regen braking.
  • briantrumpet
    briantrumpet Posts: 20,349
    pblakeney said:

    pblakeney said:

    A real advantage of a cheap car, especially when you park it on the pavement is when people inevitably knock things off it doesn't cost the earth.

    After a while you stop being so prissy about scratches and whatnot, which is very liberating.

    I've got a solution for this. Try pushing a wheelchair along a pavement for understanding. Yes, drivers can park and walk.
    The parking on my road *is* on the pavement, as in, if you parked next to the pavement your car would be towed. The little white box lines are half on and half off the pavement.

    Honestly, always assume the worst, never the best, you lot.

    I push a pram around all the time - it's the same idea.
    This sounds like a council compromise for housing on narrow streets where they should widen the road assuming the pavement allows. #moneyfirst

    Pavement? What's that??

    Would be quite nice if they would widen my road, but given it's 2.5m from my front door to my neighbour's (I kid you not), someone would be homeless if they did.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    MattFalle said:

    H2R on the Isle of Man

    https://youtu.be/LUeHtww5rVI

    go to 3:28

    flat out in sixth, Hillier's exact quote: "it gets a bit interesting".

    i understand they have a separate ferry to bring his testicles home in as they are so large.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,328

    pblakeney said:

    pblakeney said:

    A real advantage of a cheap car, especially when you park it on the pavement is when people inevitably knock things off it doesn't cost the earth.

    After a while you stop being so prissy about scratches and whatnot, which is very liberating.

    I've got a solution for this. Try pushing a wheelchair along a pavement for understanding. Yes, drivers can park and walk.
    The parking on my road *is* on the pavement, as in, if you parked next to the pavement your car would be towed. The little white box lines are half on and half off the pavement.

    Honestly, always assume the worst, never the best, you lot.

    I push a pram around all the time - it's the same idea.
    This sounds like a council compromise for housing on narrow streets where they should widen the road assuming the pavement allows. #moneyfirst
    Pavement does not allow.
    Ah, so we are back to the pavement being too narrow to allow for parking and why cars get damaged. #easysolution
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    edited October 2021
    pblakeney said:

    pblakeney said:

    pblakeney said:

    A real advantage of a cheap car, especially when you park it on the pavement is when people inevitably knock things off it doesn't cost the earth.

    After a while you stop being so prissy about scratches and whatnot, which is very liberating.

    I've got a solution for this. Try pushing a wheelchair along a pavement for understanding. Yes, drivers can park and walk.
    The parking on my road *is* on the pavement, as in, if you parked next to the pavement your car would be towed. The little white box lines are half on and half off the pavement.

    Honestly, always assume the worst, never the best, you lot.

    I push a pram around all the time - it's the same idea.
    This sounds like a council compromise for housing on narrow streets where they should widen the road assuming the pavement allows. #moneyfirst
    Pavement does not allow.
    Ah, so we are back to the pavement being too narrow to allow for parking and why cars get damaged. #easysolution
    What is the easy solution?

    It is like this for all the streets around with the exception of the high street which does not have street parking for obvious reasons (it being a high street)

    It's a better look being a smartarse when you know what you're talking about.
  • briantrumpet
    briantrumpet Posts: 20,349
    pblakeney said:

    pblakeney said:

    pblakeney said:

    A real advantage of a cheap car, especially when you park it on the pavement is when people inevitably knock things off it doesn't cost the earth.

    After a while you stop being so prissy about scratches and whatnot, which is very liberating.

    I've got a solution for this. Try pushing a wheelchair along a pavement for understanding. Yes, drivers can park and walk.
    The parking on my road *is* on the pavement, as in, if you parked next to the pavement your car would be towed. The little white box lines are half on and half off the pavement.

    Honestly, always assume the worst, never the best, you lot.

    I push a pram around all the time - it's the same idea.
    This sounds like a council compromise for housing on narrow streets where they should widen the road assuming the pavement allows. #moneyfirst
    Pavement does not allow.
    Ah, so we are back to the pavement being too narrow to allow for parking and why cars get damaged. #easysolution

    It makes me laugh when The Telegraph (and others) reference the war on cars. I've seen no evidence that they are losing the battle. There are very few town scenes where they aren't front and centre. Whilst I sometimes grumble if I have to park a few hundred metres from my house, it's nice living in a street where cars are nowhere to be seen.
  • focuszing723
    focuszing723 Posts: 8,151
    edited October 2021
    MattFalle said:

    MattFalle said:

    H2R on the Isle of Man

    https://youtu.be/LUeHtww5rVI

    go to 3:28

    flat out in sixth, Hillier's exact quote: "it gets a bit interesting".

    i understand they have a separate ferry to bring his testicles home in as they are so large.
    Those TT guys must be the bravest (I know some people will use another term) blokes in sport.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318

    I mean how can that kind of power on a bike bike right, 200bhp astounds me.

    RPM converted through a torque multiplication unit.
    However, it comes at a price: over-square high compression leads to short engine life.
    Never buy a sports bike with 60k on the clock.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,328

    pblakeney said:

    pblakeney said:

    pblakeney said:

    A real advantage of a cheap car, especially when you park it on the pavement is when people inevitably knock things off it doesn't cost the earth.

    After a while you stop being so prissy about scratches and whatnot, which is very liberating.

    I've got a solution for this. Try pushing a wheelchair along a pavement for understanding. Yes, drivers can park and walk.
    The parking on my road *is* on the pavement, as in, if you parked next to the pavement your car would be towed. The little white box lines are half on and half off the pavement.

    Honestly, always assume the worst, never the best, you lot.

    I push a pram around all the time - it's the same idea.
    This sounds like a council compromise for housing on narrow streets where they should widen the road assuming the pavement allows. #moneyfirst
    Pavement does not allow.
    Ah, so we are back to the pavement being too narrow to allow for parking and why cars get damaged. #easysolution
    What is the easy solution?
    Park and walk.
    May be an unpopular solution but it is an easy one.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • monkimark
    monkimark Posts: 1,928
    MattFalle said:

    Or for sub £5k get a K5 Gixer thou and blow every car on the road into the weeks.

    Lets be honest, you could buy a rusty YBR125 for £500 and leave most cars for dead on real world UK roads.
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    pblakeney said:

    pblakeney said:

    pblakeney said:

    pblakeney said:

    A real advantage of a cheap car, especially when you park it on the pavement is when people inevitably knock things off it doesn't cost the earth.

    After a while you stop being so prissy about scratches and whatnot, which is very liberating.

    I've got a solution for this. Try pushing a wheelchair along a pavement for understanding. Yes, drivers can park and walk.
    The parking on my road *is* on the pavement, as in, if you parked next to the pavement your car would be towed. The little white box lines are half on and half off the pavement.

    Honestly, always assume the worst, never the best, you lot.

    I push a pram around all the time - it's the same idea.
    This sounds like a council compromise for housing on narrow streets where they should widen the road assuming the pavement allows. #moneyfirst
    Pavement does not allow.
    Ah, so we are back to the pavement being too narrow to allow for parking and why cars get damaged. #easysolution
    What is the easy solution?
    Park and walk.
    May be an unpopular solution but it is an easy one.
    Would love to know where, around here.

    I recon you'd be looking at a mile walk plus.
  • Tashman
    Tashman Posts: 3,495
    seanoconn said:

    Don’t really understand the appeal of SUV’s. Pointlessly big and heavy without being particularly roomy inside. Why waste petrol/diesel/battery on extra weight you don’t need.

    My MPV (yes that’s still a thing) is perfect. Ugly as hell, 0-60 in about 13 seconds, boring to drive but is extremely comfortable, great view of the road and will do 60mpg with adults, several kids and a bunch of cr@p in the back.

    My Citroen Picasso was great for this. Kids, bikes, allotment shit all easily catered for. Rear seats easily removed giving a great loading space in a relatively compact car. My Mondeo is 50cm longer but has the same loadspace.
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,328
    edited October 2021

    pblakeney said:

    pblakeney said:

    pblakeney said:

    pblakeney said:

    A real advantage of a cheap car, especially when you park it on the pavement is when people inevitably knock things off it doesn't cost the earth.

    After a while you stop being so prissy about scratches and whatnot, which is very liberating.

    I've got a solution for this. Try pushing a wheelchair along a pavement for understanding. Yes, drivers can park and walk.
    The parking on my road *is* on the pavement, as in, if you parked next to the pavement your car would be towed. The little white box lines are half on and half off the pavement.

    Honestly, always assume the worst, never the best, you lot.

    I push a pram around all the time - it's the same idea.
    This sounds like a council compromise for housing on narrow streets where they should widen the road assuming the pavement allows. #moneyfirst
    Pavement does not allow.
    Ah, so we are back to the pavement being too narrow to allow for parking and why cars get damaged. #easysolution
    What is the easy solution?
    Park and walk.
    May be an unpopular solution but it is an easy one.
    Would love to know where, around here.

    I recon you'd be looking at a mile walk plus.
    Parking should be a consideration when buying a house if you want a car.
    Not my problem.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,167
    Question - if you buy a house or a flat without parking, is it reasonable to decide to have a car and expect to be able to park close to the property?
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    pblakeney said:

    pblakeney said:

    pblakeney said:

    pblakeney said:

    pblakeney said:

    A real advantage of a cheap car, especially when you park it on the pavement is when people inevitably knock things off it doesn't cost the earth.

    After a while you stop being so prissy about scratches and whatnot, which is very liberating.

    I've got a solution for this. Try pushing a wheelchair along a pavement for understanding. Yes, drivers can park and walk.
    The parking on my road *is* on the pavement, as in, if you parked next to the pavement your car would be towed. The little white box lines are half on and half off the pavement.

    Honestly, always assume the worst, never the best, you lot.

    I push a pram around all the time - it's the same idea.
    This sounds like a council compromise for housing on narrow streets where they should widen the road assuming the pavement allows. #moneyfirst
    Pavement does not allow.
    Ah, so we are back to the pavement being too narrow to allow for parking and why cars get damaged. #easysolution
    What is the easy solution?
    Park and walk.
    May be an unpopular solution but it is an easy one.
    Would love to know where, around here.

    I recon you'd be looking at a mile walk plus.
    Parking should be a consideration when buying a house if you want a car.
    Not my problem.
    There is parking. As discussed. In front of the house.

    Just like this:


    What are you struggling to understand?
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,328
    You said the pavement wasn't wide enough to accommodate the road being widened.
    It clearly is. The council is too cheap to do the job properly. As I said earlier.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    pblakeney said:

    You said the pavement wasn't wide enough to accommodate the road being widened.
    It clearly is. The council is too cheap to do the job properly. As I said earlier.

    That's not my actual road *eyeroll*

    If you want people to use both sides of the pavement, including people in prams and wheelchairs, then there isn't.

    You're just being difficult for difficult sake now, as you're dug in.
  • focuszing723
    focuszing723 Posts: 8,151
    I thought this thread would be fun? Now it's all pavement, Councils and cheapness.
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,328

    pblakeney said:

    You said the pavement wasn't wide enough to accommodate the road being widened.
    It clearly is. The council is too cheap to do the job properly. As I said earlier.

    That's not my actual road *eyeroll*

    If you want people to use both sides of the pavement, including people in prams and wheelchairs, then there isn't.

    You're just being difficult for difficult sake now, as you're dug in.
    In that case, no I'm not just being difficult. Priority should be people, moving cars, parked cars. If one (or more) has to go, then tough.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673

    I thought this thread would be fun? Now it's all pavement, Councils and cheapness.

    This is cake stop, why have fun when you can argue about trivial cr@p 🤷‍♂️
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661

    I thought this thread would be fun? Now it's all pavement, Councils and cheapness.

    It's the reality of car driving. Traffic etc.

    Most fun you can have on a track, beyond a fast go-kart is a radical racer, which I've driven a few times.

    Doesn't need to be expensive.

    Ars* inches from the ground, 0-60mph in under 3 seconds. no fancy gizmos, light as anything. Not too wide so you can have some wheel to wheel action.

    Supercars are like glorified swiss watches.
  • focuszing723
    focuszing723 Posts: 8,151
    If nobody has any objections?

    Thread TOD 1:02:33pm
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644

    MattFalle said:

    MattFalle said:

    H2R on the Isle of Man

    https://youtu.be/LUeHtww5rVI

    go to 3:28

    flat out in sixth, Hillier's exact quote: "it gets a bit interesting".

    i understand they have a separate ferry to bring his testicles home in as they are so large.
    Those closed roads guts are the bravest (I know some people will use another term) blokes in sport and everyone else is just nambu pamby weak and over paid
    ftfy

    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.