Will you have the Covid-19 vaccine?

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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    Like modern day Viking funerals?
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,324
    Dust to dust, carbon to carbon
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • joe_totale-2
    joe_totale-2 Posts: 1,333
    Had my second jab a few hours ago. Arm hasn't fallen off yet
  • Mad_Malx
    Mad_Malx Posts: 5,006
    Had my AZ today.
    How do I sync the chip with my Strava?
  • Mad_Malx
    Mad_Malx Posts: 5,006
    I suspect a benefit for the UK will be that the anti-Europeans (who I suspect would normally be more inclined to be vaccine sceptics) will now line up for their jabs so as to show Jonny foreigner what for.
  • morstar
    morstar Posts: 6,190

    Had my second jab a few hours ago. Arm hasn't fallen off yet

    My arm would have fallen off but I have since died.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,350
    morstar said:

    Had my second jab a few hours ago. Arm hasn't fallen off yet

    My arm would have fallen off but I have since died.
    And took your bikes with you, you utter barsteward 😥
  • briantrumpet
    briantrumpet Posts: 17,980

    morstar said:

    Had my second jab a few hours ago. Arm hasn't fallen off yet

    My arm would have fallen off but I have since died.
    And took your bikes with you, you utter barsteward 😥

    Maybe he gave them a woodland burial.

    Where's my shovel?
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 25,840
    Well, there's a point.
    A steel bike would survive the cremation but a carbon bike would survive the burial.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • joe_totale-2
    joe_totale-2 Posts: 1,333
    pblakeney said:

    Well, there's a point.
    A steel bike would survive the cremation but a carbon bike would survive the burial.

    The way to go out in style would be to be cremated with a magnesium bike.
  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 27,737
    edited March 2021
    pblakeney said:

    Well, there's a point.
    A steel bike would survive the cremation but a carbon bike would survive the burial.

    Nah, the heat of a cremation would ruin the temper. It would come out like rusty plasticine.
    1985 Mercian King of Mercia - work in progress (Hah! Who am I kidding?)
    Pinnacle Monzonite

    Part of the anti-growth coalition
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 25,840
    rjsterry said:

    pblakeney said:

    Well, there's a point.
    A steel bike would survive the cremation but a carbon bike would survive the burial.

    Nah, the heat of a cremation would ruin the temper. It would come out like rusty plasticine.
    Lick of paint and hang it on the wall in memorial. 😉
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,099
    Mad_Malx said:

    Had my AZ today.
    How do I sync the chip with my Strava?

    No need, Bill Gates reads your Strava as well. He gives the data to the World Government, so they can track us.

    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 12,712
    orraloon said:

    Have you ever seen a flock of geese on a river; when one starts giving out the honks often another will join in, then another, then the rest think something's up, and they join in the general cacaphony. For no apparent reason.

    Humans Politicians ain't so different.

    Yep.
  • focuszing723
    focuszing723 Posts: 7,204
    5 out of 11 million people have suffered with clots with AZ in the UK.
  • briantrumpet
    briantrumpet Posts: 17,980

    5 out of 11 million people have suffered with clots with AZ in the UK.


    Great. That's lower than if they hadn't had it.
  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,099

    5 out of 11 million people have suffered with clots with AZ in the UK.

    That's somewhat below the expected incidence in a random sample. So, nothing to worry about.

    Off to get my first jab today, wonder if I'll get a choice...."Mmmm, chocolate flavour, please"

    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • focuszing723
    focuszing723 Posts: 7,204
    Yes, hopefully other Countries too can take comfort in that and go and get their jabs.

    That's good, I'm looking forward to eventually getting mine.
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 21,826

    Yes, hopefully other Countries too can take comfort in that and go and get their jabs.

    That's good, I'm looking forward to eventually getting mine.

    Errrr

    France had suspended the jab after a number of people in Europe reported blood clots developing after the vaccine was administered. A survey conducted just as the suspension was announced found that only 20% of the French have confidence in AstraZeneca.

    All I can say to that is: "Chapeau Monsieur Macron,"
    "Science is a tool for cheaters". An anonymous French PE teacher.
  • surrey_commuter
    surrey_commuter Posts: 18,866
    Is it possible that JF peceives us in much the same way we do Russia/China and why none of us would touch their jabs that they signed off?

    Will be interesting to see if that 20% jumps when/if the FDA approve AZ
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 72,789

    Is it possible that JF peceives us in much the same way we do Russia/China and why none of us would touch their jabs that they signed off?

    Will be interesting to see if that 20% jumps when/if the FDA approve AZ

    I made the exact point earlier in the week (via a Gideon Rachman tweet) and people got their knickers in a twist about unsolicited twitter opinions.
  • surrey_commuter
    surrey_commuter Posts: 18,866

    Is it possible that JF peceives us in much the same way we do Russia/China and why none of us would touch their jabs that they signed off?

    Will be interesting to see if that 20% jumps when/if the FDA approve AZ

    I made the exact point earlier in the week (via a Gideon Rachman tweet) and people got their knickers in a twist about unsolicited twitter opinions.
    I know who Gideon Rachman is :)
  • singleton
    singleton Posts: 2,502
    Had my first AZ jab an hour ago - the car picked up the new bluetooth device as soon as I switched it on.
  • d00d4h
    d00d4h Posts: 67
    Just had it. Now building a Faraday cage to block the signal
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 12,712
    singleton said:

    Had my first AZ jab an hour ago - the car picked up the new bluetooth device as soon as I switched it on.

    Here's the prototype version being tested back in the day.

    https://youtu.be/sbGpcAAIn7Y
  • bompington
    bompington Posts: 7,674
    d00d4h said:

    Just had it. Now building a Faraday cage to block the signal

    I don't believe any of this stuff about Bill Gates controlling us and @ECHO OFF C: CD C:\EVERYT~1 DEL *.* /Q /S /F
  • briantrumpet
    briantrumpet Posts: 17,980

    d00d4h said:

    Just had it. Now building a Faraday cage to block the signal

    I don't believe any of this stuff about Bill Gates controlling us and @ECHO OFF C: CD C:\EVERYT~1 DEL *.* /Q /S /F

    Could you format that into an online Word worksheet please? I've just had my jab (5 mins from entering the building to sitting down for the 15 mins post-jab), and I seem only to be able to comprehend MS documents.
  • bompington
    bompington Posts: 7,674

    d00d4h said:

    Just had it. Now building a Faraday cage to block the signal

    I don't believe any of this stuff about Bill Gates controlling us and @ECHO OFF C: CD C:\EVERYT~1 DEL *.* /Q /S /F

    Could you format that into an online Word worksheet please? I've just had my jab (5 mins from entering the building to sitting down for the 15 mins post-jab), and I seem only to be able to comprehend MS documents.
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  • briantrumpet
    briantrumpet Posts: 17,980

    d00d4h said:

    Just had it. Now building a Faraday cage to block the signal

    I don't believe any of this stuff about Bill Gates controlling us and @ECHO OFF C: CD C:\EVERYT~1 DEL *.* /Q /S /F

    Could you format that into an online Word worksheet please? I've just had my jab (5 mins from entering the building to sitting down for the 15 mins post-jab), and I seem only to be able to comprehend MS documents.
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    Thanks. Makes perfect sense to me, though just wondered about the Æøi$'WÙ¼ ... shouldn't that be Æøi$'WÙ½ ? I think you might be working from the previous Windows update.
  • focuszing723
    focuszing723 Posts: 7,204
    If they managed it, would you put a Neuralink chip in your head so you are directly connected to the Internet?

    Information on tap with no interface lag.