The cooking thread and what are you having for dinner tonight beansnikpoh?

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  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    edited May 2021
    Of course Johnson's pr team are clever, they've polished a big steaming t urd into a sure fire vote winner.

    I have a feeling that the oleaginous forest elf gove and his termagant wife are next in line.
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    How is t urd censored?
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Little window for a pedal tomorrow.

    @veronese68 how was the fun bike trip today?
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    hopkinb said:

    Little window for a pedal tomorrow.

    @veronese68 how was the fun bike trip today?

    Wrong thread!
  • shirley_basso
    shirley_basso Posts: 6,195
    Home made flatbreads with garam marsala chickpeas

    Sounds gross, but was absolutely amazing.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,091
    seanoconn said:

    shirley_basso said:

    sweetcorn and salmon?

    Sweetcorn and fish.
    Stop carping on about it.

    Red lights on at home by any chance Seano?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    farfalle with ox cheek ragu washed down with a Peroni.

    not what i thought i was going to have but v nice.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,201
    Never strays farfalle. Giro podcast with Boulting and Millar. 👍
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,091
    Butterfly, Papillon, Marie Posa, Farfalle... Schmetterling.

    Oops.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    pinno said:

    seanoconn said:

    shirley_basso said:

    sweetcorn and salmon?

    Sweetcorn and fish.
    Stop carping on about it.

    Red lights on at home by any chance Seano?
    Bet you're breaming with delight at that pun.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,091
    elbowloh said:

    pinno said:

    seanoconn said:

    shirley_basso said:

    sweetcorn and salmon?

    Sweetcorn and fish.
    Stop carping on about it.

    Red lights on at home by any chance Seano?
    Bet you're breaming with delight at that pun.
    I'm having a whale of a time.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,625
    Calamari. I’ll probably f uck it up and will be chewy as old leather.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    edited May 2021


    out of the sea at 9:30 this morning.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • webboo
    webboo Posts: 6,087
    MattFalle said:



    out of my boxers at 9:30 this morning.

    FTFY.

  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    webboo said:

    MattFalle said:



    out of my boxers at 9:30 this morning.

    FTFY.

    ffs

    😂😂😂
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • webboo
    webboo Posts: 6,087
    I once had the dubious pleasure of watching a crab dressing competition in a pub on Portland just up the hill from the marine base. Are all you military types in to crabs.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    Nah - tbh, 80% of them wouldn't know a nice meal if it came up and kicked them in the sweetbreads.

    Example - last week when I posted the scallops? The boss sent a message saying he had fresh tuna steaks. Colleague then messaged proudly saying he had two Pot Noodles, a bottle of gin and some bird he met on Tinder.

    Now, I'm not saying that lots of ladies and gents in the forces don't have crabs, I'm just sayin' they wouldn't be the kind you'd have for dinner with muscadet.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • shirley_basso
    shirley_basso Posts: 6,195
    Lungs?
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    Errr - maybe lower down

    #singingsoprano
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • shirley_basso
    shirley_basso Posts: 6,195
    Don't forget to *actually* talk the talk
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,091
    In sotto voce?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    MattFalle said:

    Nah - tbh, 80% of them wouldn't know a nice meal if it came up and kicked them in the sweetbreads.

    Example - last week when I posted the scallops? The boss sent a message saying he had fresh tuna steaks. Colleague then messaged proudly saying he had two Pot Noodles, a bottle of gin and some bird he met on Tinder.

    Now, I'm not saying that lots of ladies and gents in the forces don't have crabs, I'm just sayin' they wouldn't be the kind you'd have for dinner with muscadet.


    Tbh given the choice of scallops or a pot noodle followed by a bottle of gin and a bird from tinder, the cat would be dining on scallops.
  • shirley_basso
    shirley_basso Posts: 6,195
    How come? The gin or the munter from tinder?
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    shirley_basso said:

    How come? The gin or the munter from tinder?

    Both the gin and the bird from Tinder hold a certain charm. How much charm the bird from tinder holds is probably directly proportionate to the amount of gin consumed.
    May pass on the pot noodle starter, depending on where the bird appears on the munter scale.
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    Mostly boring pasta and bread trying to load up and gain weight for my up coming chase the sun coast to coast ride on the 19th June. 140 mile tester today went well
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    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,091
    itboffin said:

    Mostly boring pasta and bread trying to load up and gain weight for my up coming chase the sun coast to coast ride on the 19th June. 140 mile tester today went well

    I guess the boring pasta woked.

    If I eat too much of it, i'm bunged up.
    I have post ride home made Rice pudding* lined up for tomorrow. :)

    *With lashings of Nutmeg and a sprinkle of Cinnamon.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    itboffin said:

    Mostly boring pasta and bread trying to load up and gain weight for my up coming chase the sun coast to coast ride on the 19th June. 140 mile tester today went well

    The one ending in Burnham on Sea?

    I did that a couple of times, loved the bits through Cheddar Gorge near the end and went back up it the next morning to see it all again.
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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    elbowloh said:

    itboffin said:

    Mostly boring pasta and bread trying to load up and gain weight for my up coming chase the sun coast to coast ride on the 19th June. 140 mile tester today went well

    The one ending in Burnham on Sea?

    I did that a couple of times, loved the bits through Cheddar Gorge near the end and went back up it the next morning to see it all again.
    Yep that's the one, hard day out yesterday 135 miles in this heat at a blistering pace, sadly it was too much for a few of our group so we had to knock the pace right off to make sure we all made it back and as a group.
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    pinno said:

    itboffin said:

    Mostly boring pasta and bread trying to load up and gain weight for my up coming chase the sun coast to coast ride on the 19th June. 140 mile tester today went well

    I guess the boring pasta woked.

    If I eat too much of it, i'm bunged up.
    I have post ride home made Rice pudding* lined up for tomorrow. :)

    *With lashings of Nutmeg and a sprinkle of Cinnamon.
    Same totally bunged up today, very uncomfortable belly atm
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,625
    BBQ baby!



    Two types of sausage, black pudding and bacon
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי

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