The cooking thread and what are you having for dinner tonight beansnikpoh?

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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,739
    Looks like a giant Farley’s rusk.
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  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    edited May 2021
    just knocking up two pans of bolignese - one arrabiata with fresg jalapeno and dried chillis from the motherland for bambina and me, the other senza gusto per la moglie e il bimbo.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    I meant to say Salmon and Cod.
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  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    Bengal Fish masala on the way, with garlic naan, Bombay aloo, onion bhaji, saag paneer,pilau rice...
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  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269
    Mmm, nice. Have a salmon parcel in the oven, fresh wild garlic, fresh dill and thyme, red onion, green pepper, lime, etc etc to be served with new potatoes and (another) glass of sauv B.
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    orraloon said:

    Mmm, nice. Have a salmon parcel in the oven, fresh wild garlic, fresh dill and thyme, red onion, green pepper, lime, etc etc to be served with new potatoes and (another) glass of sauv B.

    Salmon or fish? 😉
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  • shirley_basso
    shirley_basso Posts: 6,195
    orraloon said:

    Mmm, nice. Have a salmon parcel in the oven, fresh wild garlic, fresh dill and thyme, red onion, green pepper, lime, etc etc to be served with new potatoes and (another) glass of sauv B.

    How finely are you chopping that opion and pepper?
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269
    Not cod deffo.

    Chopped red onion, thin sliced green pepper. ~25 mins in oven, keep a little bit of texture to the big veg.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269
    Bugrit. Forgot the chopped chilli. Still, tasty as even if missing the Scovilles.
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    edited May 2021
    orraloon said:

    Bugrit. Forgot the chopped chilli. Still, tasty as even if missing the Scovilles.

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    elbowloh said:

    orraloon said:

    Mmm, nice. Have a salmon parcel in the oven, fresh wild garlic, fresh dill and thyme, red onion, green pepper, lime, etc etc to be served with new potatoes and (another) glass of sauv B.

    Salmon or fish? 😉
    F*ckers.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    hopkinb said:

    You need to turn that oven up a bit... :p

    Haven't you got a reputation for turning the oven up too much?
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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    Went out out last night with three mates, sat inside the pub which was a weird feeling initially then the fresh cooked pizzas arrived, pretty much a perfect night.
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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,739
    One for you boff


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  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    edited May 2021
    Just about to walk up to Edwyn's Pizzeria with bambino to meet TDV and bambina for, bizarrely, pizza.

    Eugene is cooking tonight instead of Ignatio so should be delish.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • shirley_basso
    shirley_basso Posts: 6,195
    sweetcorn and salmon?
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    edited May 2021

    sweetcorn and salmon?

    The new regional detective series being aired on ITV3 this summer.

    DI Sweetcorn and DS Salmon solve murders in around the metropolis of Norwich. Imagine slow speed boat chases in the Broads, DI Sweetcorn living in a windmill and driving a lotus (not at the same time)
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    MattFalle said:


    Eugene is cooking tonight instead of Ignatio so should be delish.

    That's bollox.
    You know Eugene has amoebic dysentery and as a result is singing high pitched notes in another valley.

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  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269
    Careful with that axe Eugene.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269
    elbowloh said:

    sweetcorn and salmon?

    The new regional detective series being aired on ITV3 this summer.

    DI Sweetcorn and DS Salmon solve murders in around the metropolis of Norwich. Imagine slow speed boat chases in the Broads, DI Sweetcorn living in a windmill and driving a lotus (not at the same time)
    As long as DS Salmon isn't being played by that colossal b3ll3nd Laurence Fox...
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    orraloon said:

    elbowloh said:

    sweetcorn and salmon?

    The new regional detective series being aired on ITV3 this summer.

    DI Sweetcorn and DS Salmon solve murders in around the metropolis of Norwich. Imagine slow speed boat chases in the Broads, DI Sweetcorn living in a windmill and driving a lotus (not at the same time)
    As long as DS Salmon isn't being played by that colossal b3ll3nd Laurence Fox...
    No, David Mitchell is DS Salmon, with DI Sweetcorn played by Vic Reeves.
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  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269
    elbowloh said:

    orraloon said:

    elbowloh said:

    sweetcorn and salmon?

    The new regional detective series being aired on ITV3 this summer.

    DI Sweetcorn and DS Salmon solve murders in around the metropolis of Norwich. Imagine slow speed boat chases in the Broads, DI Sweetcorn living in a windmill and driving a lotus (not at the same time)
    As long as DS Salmon isn't being played by that colossal b3ll3nd Laurence Fox...
    No, David Mitchell is DS Salmon, with DI Sweetcorn played by Vic Reeves.
    Cool. I might start watching TV stuff again.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,739

    sweetcorn and salmon?

    Sweetcorn and fish.
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    orraloon said:

    elbowloh said:

    sweetcorn and salmon?

    The new regional detective series being aired on ITV3 this summer.

    DI Sweetcorn and DS Salmon solve murders in around the metropolis of Norwich. Imagine slow speed boat chases in the Broads, DI Sweetcorn living in a windmill and driving a lotus (not at the same time)
    As long as DS Salmon isn't being played by that colossal b3ll3nd Laurence Fox...
    Nah, Lawrence Fox is a fictional character, made up solely to frighten Guardian readers.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    elbowloh said:

    orraloon said:

    elbowloh said:

    sweetcorn and salmon?

    The new regional detective series being aired on ITV3 this summer.

    DI Sweetcorn and DS Salmon solve murders in around the metropolis of Norwich. Imagine slow speed boat chases in the Broads, DI Sweetcorn living in a windmill and driving a lotus (not at the same time)
    As long as DS Salmon isn't being played by that colossal b3ll3nd Laurence Fox...
    No, David Mitchell is DS Salmon, with DI Sweetcorn played by Vic Reeves.

    Not a comedy then if Vic Reeves is anywhere near it.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269

    orraloon said:

    elbowloh said:

    sweetcorn and salmon?

    The new regional detective series being aired on ITV3 this summer.

    DI Sweetcorn and DS Salmon solve murders in around the metropolis of Norwich. Imagine slow speed boat chases in the Broads, DI Sweetcorn living in a windmill and driving a lotus (not at the same time)
    As long as DS Salmon isn't being played by that colossal b3ll3nd Laurence Fox...
    Nah, Lawrence Fox is a fictional character, made up solely to frighten Guardian readers.
    Ah ok. So not the pr1ck who lost his paid for deposit in the recent Lahndahn mayoral elections then?
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129

    orraloon said:

    elbowloh said:

    sweetcorn and salmon?

    The new regional detective series being aired on ITV3 this summer.

    DI Sweetcorn and DS Salmon solve murders in around the metropolis of Norwich. Imagine slow speed boat chases in the Broads, DI Sweetcorn living in a windmill and driving a lotus (not at the same time)
    As long as DS Salmon isn't being played by that colossal b3ll3nd Laurence Fox...
    Nah, Lawrence Fox is a fictional character, made up solely to frighten Guardian readers.
    "Guardian Readers" are a clever ruse of Johnson's pr team, designed to elevate the blood pressure of old tories who are scared of the modern world, thus securing their vote for fear of having to turn transsexual, or live under sharia law, or be stabbed by a kid on a scooter, or some other made up bollox.

    :wink:
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078

    elbowloh said:

    orraloon said:

    elbowloh said:

    sweetcorn and salmon?

    The new regional detective series being aired on ITV3 this summer.

    DI Sweetcorn and DS Salmon solve murders in around the metropolis of Norwich. Imagine slow speed boat chases in the Broads, DI Sweetcorn living in a windmill and driving a lotus (not at the same time)
    As long as DS Salmon isn't being played by that colossal b3ll3nd Laurence Fox...
    No, David Mitchell is DS Salmon, with DI Sweetcorn played by Vic Reeves.

    Not a comedy then if Vic Reeves is anywhere near it.
    Serious prime time drama this
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    hopkinb said:

    orraloon said:

    elbowloh said:

    sweetcorn and salmon?

    The new regional detective series being aired on ITV3 this summer.

    DI Sweetcorn and DS Salmon solve murders in around the metropolis of Norwich. Imagine slow speed boat chases in the Broads, DI Sweetcorn living in a windmill and driving a lotus (not at the same time)
    As long as DS Salmon isn't being played by that colossal b3ll3nd Laurence Fox...
    Nah, Lawrence Fox is a fictional character, made up solely to frighten Guardian readers.
    "Guardian Readers" are a clever ruse of Johnson's pr team, designed to elevate the blood pressure of old tories who are scared of the modern world, thus securing their vote for fear of having to turn transsexual, or live under sharia law, or be stabbed by a kid on a scooter, or some other made up bollox.

    :wink:
    You'll have 'Loon choking on his real ale, using "clever" in the same sentence as "Johnson" 😏
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    orraloon said:

    orraloon said:

    elbowloh said:

    sweetcorn and salmon?

    The new regional detective series being aired on ITV3 this summer.

    DI Sweetcorn and DS Salmon solve murders in around the metropolis of Norwich. Imagine slow speed boat chases in the Broads, DI Sweetcorn living in a windmill and driving a lotus (not at the same time)
    As long as DS Salmon isn't being played by that colossal b3ll3nd Laurence Fox...
    Nah, Lawrence Fox is a fictional character, made up solely to frighten Guardian readers.
    Ah ok. So not the pr1ck who lost his paid for deposit in the recent Lahndahn mayoral elections then?
    Like the MFs he can take several guises.
    One of them can strike at any time when you are reading a Polly Toynbee piece.
    Be careful out there.