Leaving a bike on a kickstand for ages

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  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    homers double wrote:
    In other news I left the turbo flywheel engaged over the weekend and it left a dent in the tyre.

    Am I going to die if I ride the turbo?

    Undoubtedly and most painfully I am afraid.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,351
    homers double wrote:
    In other news I left the turbo flywheel engaged over the weekend and it left a dent in the tyre.

    Am I going to die if I ride the turbo?

    Whatever happens, can you take a video of the event?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • drhaggis
    drhaggis Posts: 1,150
    Pinno wrote:
    homers double wrote:
    In other news I left the turbo flywheel engaged over the weekend and it left a dent in the tyre.

    Am I going to die if I ride the turbo?

    Whatever happens, can you take a video of the event?

    Send it to us, and we'll do the montage and post-processing. May even share some profits with the widow!

    public-drum_basic_article-141361-main_images-SW--default--588.jpg

    OT: Why does she always look so smug? It's creepy, especially considering I cycle often in front of their HQ.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,236
    DrHaggis wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    homers double wrote:
    In other news I left the turbo flywheel engaged over the weekend and it left a dent in the tyre.

    Am I going to die if I ride the turbo?

    Whatever happens, can you take a video of the event?

    Send it to us, and we'll do the montage and post-processing. May even share some profits with the widow!

    public-drum_basic_article-141361-main_images-SW--default--588.jpg

    OT: Why does she always look so smug? It's creepy, especially considering I cycle often in front of their HQ.
    "I've got shot of the **** and I'm minted. Sorted."
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,351
    I liked wossername who used to do that ad, Roger Moore's daughter.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Alex99
    Alex99 Posts: 1,407
    orraloon wrote:
    DrHaggis wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    homers double wrote:
    In other news I left the turbo flywheel engaged over the weekend and it left a dent in the tyre.

    Am I going to die if I ride the turbo?

    Whatever happens, can you take a video of the event?

    Send it to us, and we'll do the montage and post-processing. May even share some profits with the widow!

    public-drum_basic_article-141361-main_images-SW--default--588.jpg

    OT: Why does she always look so smug? It's creepy, especially considering I cycle often in front of their HQ.
    "I've got shot of the **** and I'm minted. Sorted."

    :lol::lol: Exactly how I read it
  • Alex99
    Alex99 Posts: 1,407
    Pinno wrote:
    I liked wossername who used to do that ad, Roger Moore's daughter.

    Oh yeah. Doesn't she look like him.
  • rumbataz
    rumbataz Posts: 796
    I had a dream last night. I dreamt that I attached a second kickstand to the drive side of the bike so that it would stand vertically rather than lean at an angle. In the dream I wasn't able to actually ride the bike because the drive-side kickstand fouled the pedals. But at least the bike was vertical and I didn't wake up in a sweat. It was a lovely dream.
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Alex99 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    I liked wossername who used to do that ad, Roger Moore's daughter.

    Oh yeah. Doesn't she look like him.

    Not any moore!
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  • Alex99
    Alex99 Posts: 1,407
    darkhairedlord wrote:
    Alex99 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    I liked wossername who used to do that ad, Roger Moore's daughter.

    Oh yeah. Doesn't she look like him.

    Not any moore!
    _Pirate_Graveyard_animated_skeleton__coffin_(11_prims).jpg?1406858284

    Well, yes.
  • part time waster
    part time waster Posts: 244
    Surely it's not a kickstand , it's just a bike stand. If you kick it , your bike will fall over.
    Can we rename it " Stand " so the pain will stop !
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,351
    No pain. no gain.
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  • part time waster
    part time waster Posts: 244
    No gain , again.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,351
    part time waster wrote:
    No gain , again.

    If you were a proper full time waster, you would appreciate this thread.
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  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    part time waster wrote:
    No gain , again.

    what does that mean?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,236
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    part time waster wrote:
    No gain , again.

    what does that mean?
    That for the 2nd or more time, the person has not gained summat.

    Happy to be of service.
  • part time waster
    part time waster Posts: 244
    Am I wasting your time , or am I a waster ?
    I need to paint my hall I can't choose between burnt stone , almost oyster or Egyptian silk. I asked the guy in B and Q who suggested nutmeg , what a goon. I stared open mouthed at him. Can he not see I want a sepia tone ? And before you suggest dripping bleach into my eyes , not window paining acid as this would have too dramatic effect , stop and think , have I just part wasted your time ?
    Anyway back to the paint , silk or Matt , and what colour ?
    Thanks in advance.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    part time waster wrote:
    Am I wasting your time , or am I a waster ?
    I need to paint my hall I can't choose between burnt stone , almost oyster or Egyptian silk. I asked the guy in B and Q who suggested nutmeg , what a goon. I stared open mouthed at him. Can he not see I want a sepia tone ? And before you suggest dripping bleach into my eyes , not window paining acid as this would have too dramatic effect , stop and think , have I just part wasted your time ?
    Anyway back to the paint , silk or Matt , and what colour ?
    Thanks in advance.

    WTF? How did I get into this? Or do you intend to lull me into a false sense of security by agreeing with all my MASSIF posts, befriend me, get me back to your pad on a pretence of having Nina there ready to serve me pork scratchings then kill me and paint your house with my blood, using my entrails as comedy yet artisan draft excluders whilst using my fine, fine luscious hair as your own personal wig and masterbatory device?

    You're frickin' weird. I ain't hanging out with you EVER EVER and don't come round these parts no more or you're up for a sorting out.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,351
    part time waster wrote:
    Am I wasting your time , or am I a waster ?
    I need to paint my hall I can't choose between burnt stone , almost oyster or Egyptian silk. I asked the guy in B and Q who suggested nutmeg , what a goon. I stared open mouthed at him. Can he not see I want a sepia tone ? And before you suggest dripping bleach into my eyes , not window paining acid as this would have too dramatic effect , stop and think , have I just part wasted your time ?
    Anyway back to the paint , silk or Matt , and what colour ?
    Thanks in advance.

    Silk.

    The colour you want is Dulux Moroccan Gold 046:

    MPC00052971-2.jpg
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Pinno wrote:
    part time waster wrote:
    Am I wasting your time , or am I a waster ?
    I need to paint my hall I can't choose between burnt stone , almost oyster or Egyptian silk. I asked the guy in B and Q who suggested nutmeg , what a goon. I stared open mouthed at him. Can he not see I want a sepia tone ? And before you suggest dripping bleach into my eyes , not window paining acid as this would have too dramatic effect , stop and think , have I just part wasted your time ?
    Anyway back to the paint , silk or Matt , and what colour ?
    Thanks in advance.

    Silk.

    The colour you want is Dulux Moroccan Gold 046:

    MPC00052971-2.jpg

    Yeah. Then your house can look like you've vomited carrot soup all over it.

    Black a la Adrian Mole. Now that's what you want.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,351
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    ...some stuff...

    I'm really quite worried about you.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tangled_metal
    tangled_metal Posts: 4,021
    If you're selling your house it's magnolia. Cheap tidy up to give a clean impression. If you're living there for longer then up to you. Even carrot vomit if that's your taste.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,351
    What the hell's wrong with carrot vomit colour?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Alex99
    Alex99 Posts: 1,407
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    part time waster wrote:
    Am I wasting your time , or am I a waster ?
    I need to paint my hall I can't choose between burnt stone , almost oyster or Egyptian silk. I asked the guy in B and Q who suggested nutmeg , what a goon. I stared open mouthed at him. Can he not see I want a sepia tone ? And before you suggest dripping bleach into my eyes , not window paining acid as this would have too dramatic effect , stop and think , have I just part wasted your time ?
    Anyway back to the paint , silk or Matt , and what colour ?
    Thanks in advance.

    WTF? How did I get into this? Or do you intend to lull me into a false sense of security by agreeing with all my MASSIF posts, befriend me, get me back to your pad on a pretence of having Nina there ready to serve me pork scratchings then kill me and paint your house with my blood, using my entrails as comedy yet artisan draft excluders whilst using my fine, fine luscious hair as your own personal wig and masterbatory device?

    You're frickin' weird. I ain't hanging out with you EVER EVER and don't come round these parts no more or you're up for a sorting out.

    Is that Nina as in "Nina and the neurones"?
  • tangled_metal
    tangled_metal Posts: 4,021
    Pinno wrote:
    What the hell's wrong with carrot vomit colour?
    Carrot soup once made me ill. Or at least I was ill then ate carrot soup and well that colour isn't nice when it covered the bathroom wall!

    Sorry about my honesty but I have colour tested it!
  • rumbataz
    rumbataz Posts: 796
    Dulux Moroccan Gold 046: such a pretty colour for a kickstand.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,823
    I didn't know carrot's could vomit. Always an education this place.
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  • tangled_metal
    tangled_metal Posts: 4,021
    Veronese68 wrote:
    I didn't know carrot's could vomit. Always an education this place.
    Didn't you know? That's how carrot soup is made.

    Don't touch oxtail soup! Hint, no oxtail in it. Explains why it tastes so sh1t though.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Alex99 wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    part time waster wrote:
    Am I wasting your time , or am I a waster ?
    I need to paint my hall I can't choose between burnt stone , almost oyster or Egyptian silk. I asked the guy in B and Q who suggested nutmeg , what a goon. I stared open mouthed at him. Can he not see I want a sepia tone ? And before you suggest dripping bleach into my eyes , not window paining acid as this would have too dramatic effect , stop and think , have I just part wasted your time ?
    Anyway back to the paint , silk or Matt , and what colour ?
    Thanks in advance.

    WTF? How did I get into this? Or do you intend to lull me into a false sense of security by agreeing with all my MASSIF posts, befriend me, get me back to your pad on a pretence of having Nina there ready to serve me pork scratchings then kill me and paint your house with my blood, using my entrails as comedy yet artisan draft excluders whilst using my fine, fine luscious hair as your own personal wig and masterbatory device?

    You're frickin' weird. I ain't hanging out with you EVER EVER and don't come round these parts no more or you're up for a sorting out.

    Is that Nina as in "Nina and the neurones"?

    I like the way your spelling mistake has made it sound like TDNFNATN is part of a 1970s punk band.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Alex99
    Alex99 Posts: 1,407
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Alex99 wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    part time waster wrote:
    Am I wasting your time , or am I a waster ?
    I need to paint my hall I can't choose between burnt stone , almost oyster or Egyptian silk. I asked the guy in B and Q who suggested nutmeg , what a goon. I stared open mouthed at him. Can he not see I want a sepia tone ? And before you suggest dripping bleach into my eyes , not window paining acid as this would have too dramatic effect , stop and think , have I just part wasted your time ?
    Anyway back to the paint , silk or Matt , and what colour ?
    Thanks in advance.

    WTF? How did I get into this? Or do you intend to lull me into a false sense of security by agreeing with all my MASSIF posts, befriend me, get me back to your pad on a pretence of having Nina there ready to serve me pork scratchings then kill me and paint your house with my blood, using my entrails as comedy yet artisan draft excluders whilst using my fine, fine luscious hair as your own personal wig and masterbatory device?

    You're frickin' weird. I ain't hanging out with you EVER EVER and don't come round these parts no more or you're up for a sorting out.

    Is that Nina as in "Nina and the neurones"?

    I like the way your spelling mistake has made it sound like TDNFNATN is part of a 1970s punk band.

    Sorry, Neurons. So I figured FNATN is from Nina and the neurons. TDF = ?

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