The "I've just got back from the pub" thread

1235

Comments

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,378
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ-zj5Pq7pkXfnkNHhZM-BGFJrDHspjI7bWYMqa1Ma6GFA6A1hO
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    seanoconn wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    How many sleeps until 18 March?
    Just tell the kids too many to count, saves working it out.

    It's for my benefit, not the kids'!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,378
    00988539.jpg
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,430
    Pinno wrote:
    20150909205144-red-wine-classy-evening-dinner.jpeg
    Yeah great. The Missus has had a bad reaction to the bottle of red wine she's downed and is now grumpy and not horny in the slightest! Bollox!
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,430
    She just gone to the toilet again.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,430
    Garry H wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    How many sleeps until 18 March?
    Just tell the kids too many to count, saves working it out.

    It's for my benefit, not the kids'!
    Count it yourself you lazy fucktard.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Pinno wrote:
    00988539.jpg

    Mmmmmmmmmmmm :evil:
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,430
    seanoconn wrote:
    She just gone to the toilet again.
    It's my fault of course. :roll:
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,378
    seanoconn wrote:
    She just gone to the toilet again.

    Nothing like a bad vintage Aldi specially selected £1.99 bottle of Bulgarian to spoil an evening :roll:
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Wife's baking for son's birthday party tha morraz. Cat's sat beside the laptop eating marshmallow.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,430
    Pinno wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    She just gone to the toilet again.

    Nothing like a bad vintage Aldi specially selected £1.99 bottle of Bulgarian to spoil an evening :roll:
    It was a Jacobs Creek £5:75 Merlot.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    seanoconn wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    She just gone to the toilet again.

    Nothing like a bad vintage Aldi specially selected £1.99 bottle of Bulgarian to spoil an evening :roll:
    It was a Jacobs Creek £5:75 Merlot.
    Fallen on hard times? :wink:
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,430
    Garry H wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    She just gone to the toilet again.

    Nothing like a bad vintage Aldi specially selected £1.99 bottle of Bulgarian to spoil an evening :roll:
    It was a Jacobs Creek £5:75 Merlot.
    Fallen on hard times? :wink:
    I thought that was expensive?
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,378
    seanoconn wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    She just gone to the toilet again.

    Nothing like a bad vintage Aldi specially selected £1.99 bottle of Bulgarian to spoil an evening :roll:
    It was a Jacobs Creek £5:75 Merlot.

    Well you sure know how to knock a woman off her feet with a fine bottle of plonk. Nearly 6 quid, farq me.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,584
    seanoconn wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    She just gone to the toilet again.

    Nothing like a bad vintage Aldi specially selected £1.99 bottle of Bulgarian to spoil an evening :roll:
    It was a Jacobs Creek £5:75 Merlot.
    Fallen on hard times? :wink:
    I thought that was expensive?
    Not if you're trying to get your end away.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,378
    5 tomorrow GH?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,430
    Pinno wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    She just gone to the toilet again.

    Nothing like a bad vintage Aldi specially selected £1.99 bottle of Bulgarian to spoil an evening :roll:
    It was a Jacobs Creek £5:75 Merlot.

    Well you sure know how to knock a woman off her feet with a fine bottle of plonk. Nearly 6 quid, farq me.
    I let her have the whole bottle to herself. The evening is ruined now anyway.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    She just gone to the toilet again.

    Nothing like a bad vintage Aldi specially selected £1.99 bottle of Bulgarian to spoil an evening :roll:
    It was a Jacobs Creek £5:75 Merlot.
    Fallen on hard times? :wink:
    I thought that was expensive?
    Not if you're trying to get your end away.

    He failed. He's made her sick! What a waste of six quid.

    That reminds me of a joke I once heard.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,584
    Garry H wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    She just gone to the toilet again.

    Nothing like a bad vintage Aldi specially selected £1.99 bottle of Bulgarian to spoil an evening :roll:
    It was a Jacobs Creek £5:75 Merlot.
    Fallen on hard times? :wink:
    I thought that was expensive?
    Not if you're trying to get your end away.

    He failed. He's made her sick! What a waste of six quid.

    That reminds me of a joke I once heard.
    He could alway take advantage while she's bent over the toilet bowl.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,430
    She curled up now with her headphones in watching Easyenders. This isn't recoverable :(
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,430
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    She just gone to the toilet again.

    Nothing like a bad vintage Aldi specially selected £1.99 bottle of Bulgarian to spoil an evening :roll:
    It was a Jacobs Creek £5:75 Merlot.
    Fallen on hard times? :wink:
    I thought that was expensive?
    Not if you're trying to get your end away.
    How on earth did you ever get banned for inappropriate sexual remarks!?
    He failed. He's made her sick! What a waste of six quid.

    That reminds me of a joke I once heard.
    He could alway take advantage while she's bent over the toilet bowl.
    Whoops, f@cked that one up.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,430
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    She just gone to the toilet again.

    Nothing like a bad vintage Aldi specially selected £1.99 bottle of Bulgarian to spoil an evening :roll:
    It was a Jacobs Creek £5:75 Merlot.
    Fallen on hard times? :wink:
    I thought that was expensive?
    Not if you're trying to get your end away.

    He failed. He's made her sick! What a waste of six quid.

    That reminds me of a joke I once heard.
    He could alway take advantage while she's bent over the toilet bowl.
    How on earth did you ever get banned for inappropriate sexual remarks!??
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,378
    Mahoosive fail Seano. Maybe you should start another thread: The "I've not got it anymore thread".
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,430
    Pinno wrote:
    Mahoosive fail Seano. Maybe you should start another thread: "I've not got it anymore thread".
    I'll be back on form in the morning. I could post another selfie if you like? pretty sure I've still got it.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Pinno wrote:
    Mahoosive fail Seano. Maybe you should start another thread: The "I've not got it anymore thread".

    You mean the "Can't get it anymore thread" :lol:
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,378
    seanoconn wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Mahoosive fail Seano. Maybe you should start another thread: "I've not got it anymore thread".
    I'll be back on form in the morning. I could post another selfie if you like? pretty sure I've still got it.

    No, you can f*ck right off with your selfies.

    Anyway, we are still awaiting your 'i'm too aloof to bother posting on BikeRadar anymore since I got married but now i'm back because the dust has settled and you can't get away' open apology letter...

    Taps fingers...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,584
    Pinno wrote:
    Mahoosive fail Seano. Maybe you should start another thread: The "I've not got it anymore thread".
    I think it was you who said that when Seano wasn't getting any action after a few months of marriage, he'd be back back on here posting like it was going out of fashion :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,430
    Ok well f@ck you lot, I'm gonna see if I can get putlocker to work. You'll be sorry when I'm gone.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,430
    Pinno wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Mahoosive fail Seano. Maybe you should start another thread: "I've not got it anymore thread".
    I'll be back on form in the morning. I could post another selfie if you like? pretty sure I've still got it.

    No, you can f*ck right off with your selfies.

    Anyway, we are still awaiting your 'i'm too aloof to bother posting on BikeRadar anymore since I got married but now i'm back because the dust has settled and you can't get away' open apology letter...

    Taps fingers...
    At least I still live in hope of some action! She'll make it up to me tomorrow once I've given her the silent treatment :wink:
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,584
    seanoconn wrote:
    Ok well f@ck you lot
    Well that didn't take long after Mrs. Wombles refusal :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

Categories