The "I've just got back from the pub" thread

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,316
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    Just back and can't understand why the wife is grumpy

    You didn't bring her back a Kebab/12" Hawaiian Pizza/Jacket spud?
    (Or all 3)

    No takeaways in the village :(
    Set one up. Judging by the number of p1ss heads there seem to be round there, you'd make a killing at chucking out time :)

    Set one up: 'Stevros's Smoggy kebabs'.

    Ha yee deeyuhn lads, canny neet yeut? wud yee leek tuh try yeut yen iv me special kebabs myed from anny the highest quality used sheep?
    Free one of these with every large doner:

    free-anti-stab-kebab-vest.jpg
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,142
    :lol:
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,316
    I had a Cornish pasty at Victoria to avoid any kebab related risk tonight :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,142
    I had crisps - you win
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,804
    Normal Wednesday in the pub with a bit of added excitement on the walk home. Lots of blue flashing lights at the end of the road. Wandered down to find 3 fire engines, a control unit and various contractors had the road closed due to a suspicious smell. I could only smell diesel fumes from their bloody engines. No idea what was going on but a couple of houses had been evacuated and one of our number was told to be ready to evacuate. I'm happily 200 yards away and can't hear any of it.
    Excitement in the suburbs. ;-)
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Normal Wednesday in the pub with a bit of added excitement on the walk home. Lots of blue flashing lights at the end of the road. Wandered down to find 3 fire engines, a control unit and various contractors had the road closed due to a suspicious smell. I could only smell diesel fumes from their bloody engines. No idea what was going on but a couple of houses had been evacuated and one of our number was told to be ready to evacuate. I'm happily 200 yards away and can't hear any of it.
    Excitement in the suburbs. ;-)

    Park life...

    Was it a curry smell? Before you go to bed, Bartman has gone silly in CS.
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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,661
    Veronese68 wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    Just back and can't understand why the wife is grumpy
    Haven't seen the trouble yet, she should be sound asleep. I'm sure I won't wake her.
    Sex night?
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,804
    Just checking in. A fairly standard evening of talking bollox in the pub, just what the doctor ordered.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,804
    Pub and curry have been enjoyed, tried something new in the posh ruby shop. Hash masala no less, turned out somewhat disappointing as hash is duck. Very good, but promised so much more.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,142
    Unexpected visit but can't complain
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    TLW1 wrote:
    Unexpected visit but can't complain

    Jehovah's Witnesses?
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,142
    Pinno wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    Unexpected visit but can't complain

    Jehovah's Witnesses?

    :)
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,316
    Does just getting back from free food and grog count?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Does just getting back from work count?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Does just getting back from free food and grog count?

    You'll have to ask the OP but I guess given his militant tendency and your history, will require a degree or two of negotiation.
    Garry H wrote:
    Does just getting back from work count?

    Married to Globalmegacorp? :roll:

    The most useless shirker on BB.
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  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Oiling the wheels of international banking me :cry:
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,316
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Does just getting back from free food and grog count?

    You'll have to ask the OP but I guess given his militant tendency and your history, will require a degree or two of negotiation.
    Garry H wrote:
    Does just getting back from work count?

    Married to Globalmegacorp? :roll:

    The most useless shirker on BB.
    As long as there's no bloc votes or collective bargaining.

    Garry is a 'merchant banker' so shirking probably isn't his specialist subject.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    A Merchant banker that rides a bike. Hmm... He probably works for Clydesdale Bank.
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  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Pinno wrote:
    A Merchant banker that rides a bike. Hmm... He probably works for Clydesdale Bank.

    I don't work for no rootin tootin scotch bank!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    Garry H wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    A Merchant banker that rides a bike. Hmm... He probably works for Clydesdale Bank.

    I don't work for no rootin tootin scotch bank!

    The International branch of the Pontypridd Building Society?
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  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Pinno wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    A Merchant banker that rides a bike. Hmm... He probably works for Clydesdale Bank.

    I don't work for no rootin tootin scotch bank!

    The International branch of the Pontypridd Building Society?

    Almost. The Caernarfon United National Trust Bank.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    I guess it's the gap in the market bank.
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  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Pinno wrote:
    I guess it's the gap in the market bank.

    :lol:

    I'm all over that Po Face thread. Where's the back up gone?
  • mrfpb
    mrfpb Posts: 4,569
    Pinno wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    A Merchant banker that rides a bike. Hmm... He probably works for Clydesdale Bank.

    I don't work for no rootin tootin scotch bank!

    The International branch of the Pontypridd Building Society?

    That'll be in Chepstow, then.

    going OT I'm off out for my first Friday night at the pub in a year or two.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    mrfpb wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    A Merchant banker that rides a bike. Hmm... He probably works for Clydesdale Bank.

    I don't work for no rootin tootin scotch bank!

    The International branch of the Pontypridd Building Society?

    That'll be in Chepstow, then.

    going OT I'm off out for my first Friday night at the pub in a year or two.

    1 pint and you'll be anybody's, You might enjoy the ride.
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  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    How many sleeps until 18 March?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,661
    Garry H wrote:
    How many sleeps until 18 March?
    Just tell the kids too many to count, saves working it out.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
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