The "I've just got back from the pub" thread

Frank the tank
Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
edited March 2017 in The bottom bracket
I just thought,I'd start a thread for those who had just got back from the pub.

Often a dose of the juice gives a clarity of thought that when sober would not appear.

Then, when sober you think "Did I really post that"

Well, yes you did. That is how you really think/feel.

We're all a bunch of "cyber-wankers" anyway...............Fill ya boots folks!
Tail end Charlie

The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,871
    I think we've all sobered up now Frank :) Well maybe not all....
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I think we've all sobered up now Frank :) Well maybe not all....

    Kudos Stevo.
    Getting back in at quarter to nine on a Sunday morning.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,888
    Frank the tank wrote:
    We're all a bunch of "cyber-wankers" anyway...
    Only cyber?
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,871
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I think we've all sobered up now Frank :) Well maybe not all....

    Kudos Stevo.
    Getting back in at quarter to nine on a Sunday morning.
    I was waiting for TLW to post.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,344
    I'm on my third G&T if that's a valid contribution?
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,211
    Just back from the pub and all is good
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,871
    TLW1 wrote:
    Just back from the pub and all is good
    That's early. What went wrong?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,888
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    Just back from the pub and all is good
    That's early. What went wrong?
    He ran out of cash having been there since Friday.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,589
    Speaking of Drink, Father Ted is on more 4.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,871
    Pinno wrote:
    Speaking of Drink, Father Ted is on more 4.
    "Dougal, we are NOT watching 'Aliens'!"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,589
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Speaking of Drink, Father Ted is on more 4.
    "Dougal, we are NOT watching 'Aliens'!"

    That would be an ecumenical matter.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,211
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    Just back from the pub and all is good
    That's early. What went wrong?

    Roast beef at home :)
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    I've just got back from Wales.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,589
    Garry H wrote:
    I've just got back from Wales.

    At least you managed to escape.
    O did wonder where you were. Haven't they got the internet in Wales.
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  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Don't know about the internet, but they still have wasps flying about at this time of year. I haven't seen one for about three months up here.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,888
    Was in the pub by 7. Do I really have to be in the office by 7:30? That's only half an hour in the pub.
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Was in the pub by 7. Do I really have to be in the office by 7:30? That's only half an hour in the pub.

    Yeah but it's quality time.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,589
    None of your faux wobbles, a proper wobble into work perhaps?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Mrs VN will no doubt be impressed again.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,589
    Impressed by his determination to sleep on the couch?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,888
    There was a dreadful smell in our bedroom this morning. I didn't mention it as I didn't want to embarrass my good lady, Lord knows what she'd eaten. Mild hangover this morning, unfortunately had to drive in as I've got a BMX frame made of boat anchors I had to carry in.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,589
    That's right - blame it on her. How low can you get?!
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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,888
    Pinno wrote:
    That's right - blame it on her. How low can you get?!
    Turns out it wasn't her, can't have been me. According to the daily thread it looks like Oxoman broke in at some point, not sure how he knew it smelt like that otherwise.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,871
    Pinno wrote:
    That's right - blame it on her. How low can you get?!
    Dutch oven?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,589
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    That's right - blame it on her. How low can you get?!
    Dutch oven?

    ...with a pilot light?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,344
    I need the pub. Works van is looking at a 3k repair job as someone "forgot" to get the bloody thing serviced so the fleet warrantly is invalid.

    Cat might need his paw amputating, thats all I sodding need.

    I'm having a beer when I get home!
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,871
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    That's right - blame it on her. How low can you get?!
    Dutch oven?

    ...with a pilot light?
    Like this?
    https://youtu.be/iX7Yt0D4NEg
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,589
    We had a 3 legged cat. He was called Tiddles. He was a star. He managed to father a couple of sets of kittens and we always joked that he didn't even need to swing his leg over.
    One day we found a ring of flattened grass and a heck of a lot of black and white fur deposited around the area. It was then we decided he really needed the snip because fighting when you only have 3 legs was a bit of a handicap. Tiddles was in a shocking state.

    £3k van repair?! F*ck me - bring it up here, it'll be far cheaper.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,589
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    That's right - blame it on her. How low can you get?!
    Dutch oven?

    ...with a pilot light?
    Like this?
    https://youtu.be/iX7Yt0D4NEg

    It conjured up a similar picture.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,888
    homers double wrote:
    I need the pub. Works van is looking at a 3k repair job as someone "forgot" to get the bloody thing serviced so the fleet warrantly is invalid.
    What does it need? If servicing wouldn't have prevented the problem you may be able to argue the case.
    I'm off to the pub momentarily.
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