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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,197
    ...Pannier.

    If I was a rich man...
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  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    I would buy everyone beer and cake

    My hand got stuck when
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,197
    ...big Sally tried to run me over with a Combine Harvester after that 'agricultural' incident.

    I wondered into St Bartholomew's essential Nun's supply shop and...
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  • lincolndave
    lincolndave Posts: 9,441
    They had nun

    I had no idea why the crowd was shouting
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,197
    ..."For God's sake LIncolndave, is that all you could come up with" in perfect harmony.

    You should always serve...
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  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Butterscotch Angel Delight at any event


    i met myself as
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,197
    ...I wandered through the forum in the parallel universe's 'Please delete this thread' thread.

    The bigger they are...
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  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    The more fun they is.

    Just take one into the shower
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,197
    ..., cover her in shaving gel and get jiggy with it.

    Of course you wouldn't want to mess with...
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  • vimfuego
    vimfuego Posts: 1,783
    .........Hulk Hogan

    How many roads must a man walk down before.......
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  • ...he never forgets to bring a spare inner tube again.

    I ran out of lube yesterday so I improvised with...
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,197
    ...a conjectural concoction consisting of oven cleaner and Cif.

    There may be trouble ahead but...
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  • lincolndave
    lincolndave Posts: 9,441
    If they hurry up, it could be finished before we get there

    What are you doing in my
  • Tashman
    Tashman Posts: 3,398
    ...dreams again Miss Diaz!

    Get out of my dreams, and...
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,197
    ...into my shed.

    My future mother in law said...
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  • Tashman
    Tashman Posts: 3,398
    ...Let me out of this shed!

    The Ladybird book of...
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,197
    ...Basic S&M Techniques was a really informative read.

    I'm only making plans for...
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  • mrfpb
    mrfpb Posts: 4,569
    ..the next 5 minutes.

    why can't you be more like...
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,197
    ...that squeaky 4rse Stevo666.

    The man behind the counter...
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  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 12,612
    ...said "we don't serve your sort in here".

    So Mr Liquorice All took out his...
  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,098
    ...Bertie Bassett and showed us the nobbly bits.

    When I dream, I dream of...

    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • mrfpb
    mrfpb Posts: 4,569
    ...Theresa May giving me a Hard Brexit.


    Wouldn't it be nice if...
  • Tashman
    Tashman Posts: 3,398
    ...You didn't put images like that in my head!!

    This time next year...
  • fat daddy
    fat daddy Posts: 2,605
    .... it will be nearly Christmas ..... I cant wait !


    Giblets from the Turkey are best used for ........
  • Tashman
    Tashman Posts: 3,398
    ...distracting the neighbour's dog when you break in to steal all their shiny presents.

    And the award for man of the year goes to...
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,474
    Ruth Davidson, biggest balls of any elected Tory.


    I wonder if
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

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  • fat daddy
    fat daddy Posts: 2,605
    ..... Serena Williams was nominated for the amazing comeback in tennis to finish 2nd


    when I click my shoes together 3 times and say there is no place like home I ..........
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 12,612
    ...come over all Shirley.

    Meanwhile, Guy Martin is at it again...
  • izza
    izza Posts: 1,561
    .. pleasuring Serena.

    However, with tennis racket handles, I prefer to...
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,197
    ...bash Ruth Davidson around the head.

    Going camping is rather like...
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