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  • FishFish
    FishFish Posts: 2,152
    TLW1 wrote:

    Work meh today and a dry night, no wonder I didn't jump out of bed


    Agree with you - I always get up quicker when I wazz the bed.
    ...take your pickelf on your holibobs.... :D

    jeez :roll:
  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    Good day weird uns,

    More diy today, had a go at taking my thumb off with a hammer which bought out a couple of C bombs!

    That aside, got a good bit done.

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    FishFish wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:

    Work meh today and a dry night, no wonder I didn't jump out of bed


    Agree with you - I always get up quicker when I wazz the bed.
    Sh1tting the bed makes for the fastest getting out.

    It was a bit crap cycling in, my communter hi viz jacket is not hi viz any more it was so ferkin filthy on the roads but at least I feel exercised now. In between was lots of tax avoidance and minion boasting :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    Tuesday

    Stevo, can you fix it for me to not pay any taxes? That would be great. Thanks!

    Morning Losers!

    Retard minion is farking retarded and annoys the absolute shart out of me. He mentioned a job that he'd applied for and that if he got it, it would be during the summer and he'd give me plenty of notice and not leave me in the lurch. Turns out the application deadline isn't until Thursday, and the chances of him getting it are next to none :roll:

    After "work" I'm going over to Bury to visit my dog-walking friend. We're not walking dogs tonight.

    Laters!
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    FishFish wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:

    Work meh today and a dry night, no wonder I didn't jump out of bed


    Agree with you - I always get up quicker when I wazz the bed.

    :)
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    TKM - 'walking' dogs is sick, even by this forums standards

    Today is nursing a sore head after last nights 'dry' night turned into a lot of drink to celebrate the passing of a mate
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,821
    TLW1 wrote:
    TKM - 'walking' dogs is sick, even by this forums standards
    I always thought is was the owner of the dog he was interested in, didn't realise it was the dog that was the object of his affections.

    Morning weirdos.
    Bit of excitement this morning as the boiler wouldn't fire up, I made her a cup of tea and that seemed to help. No hot water or heating either. Managed to sort that as well, hopefully it will hold up and won't misbehave again. Asked the plumber to pop in and give it a check next time he goes to the pub up the road. Quite a nice wobble in as I was a bit later, it wasn't completely dark so I could see a bit more. Roll on spring.
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  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    Evening canine appreciators,

    Been clearing stuff, digging stuff, moving stuff, shifting stuff, just blimmin stuff.

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    thekickingmule wrote:
    Tuesday

    Stevo, can you fix it for me to not pay any taxes? That would be great. Thanks!
    Just send a cheque for half of what you want to not pay made out out SCHABF (Stevo's cider, hookers and blow fund) and I'll do the rest :) I'll add it to the big refund I got from HMRC last week :P (Seriously there are some ways if that's only a half joking question)

    Longish day saving tax in exotic locations like Italy' Japan and South Africa. Time to head home and avoid jobs from the EPO. Next week is the first trip of the year to BPW - yay. Then a long weekend in Rome next month - things are looking up 8)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    Veronese68 wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    TKM - 'walking' dogs is sick, even by this forums standards
    I always thought is was the owner of the dog he was interested in, didn't realise it was the dog that was the object of his affections.
    I always assumed I was interested in the owner, but now you come to mention it, he is a handsome dog...
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    thekickingmule wrote:
    Tuesday

    Stevo, can you fix it for me to not pay any taxes? That would be great. Thanks!
    Just send a cheque for half of what you want to not pay made out out SCHABF (Stevo's cider, hookers and blow fund) and I'll do the rest :) I'll add it to the big refund I got from HMRC last week :P (Seriously there are some ways if that's only a half joking question)
    So half of nothing? That'll do me! :D Well, it's for my freelance work, of which I don't make much in a year, and end up giving most of it away in tax. I claim some back when I take travel into account though, it just sucks I have to pay in the first place :lol:

    Wednesday

    Morning Losers!

    Last night was good. Today I feel good, though need more sleep!

    I have to put up with retard minion again. He's on feckin Duracell batteries or something, he's winding everyone in the office up and won't shut up! :evil:

    Anywho, tonights plan is to use the new pressure cooker I've got to make a nice risotto, and also to get the Cube out of the shed and give her a bit of a service.

    Laters!
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    Work meh day after a visit to the dentist
  • oodboo
    oodboo Posts: 2,171
    Afternoon,

    Back at work again, getting a bit sick of this. So is everyone else by the looks of it as there's loads of the farkers off.

    Laters
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  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    Hola butt munchers,

    Cold as a cold thing here today but cracked on with the trees down the driveway, gonna take an age to clear it up but a gallon of four star and a match will help!

    Just had scoff and a wee snifter, purely medicinal you know!

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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,821
    Evening all,
    Wimped out and thought I'd drive in due to the cold. Car had other ideas so wound up riding the hack in jeans. Boring day in the office then came home to fight the car and stick a new battery in it. Awkward but all done, quick shower then off to the pub now.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    Evening Knuckle Shufflers,

    My face nearly fell off this morning riding into work after the weather forecast got it wrong again about how cold it was going to be. Central London felt subtropical by time I got there. The rest of the day involved fiddling tax in exotic locations (Not actually there but you know what I mean).

    Now dossing as my legs ache! Beer night tomorrow...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    Thursday!

    Morning Losers!

    I tried my new pressure cooker out last night (I say new like I had an old one. I did not) and made a risotto. It's delicious, and it took about 20 mins to make! Quite terrifying though.

    Today, I cannot be ar$ed. I really want a day off, and am contemplating pulling a sickie tomorrow. I've never done that before. We shall see.

    Laters!
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    We are getting closer to the weekend :)

    Today is full on work meh but potentially a second dry night!
  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    TKM FOR MASTERCHEF!

    Two dry nights Tlw? You need to man up!

    Morning freaks,

    Blimmin cold here again today but i need to dig yet another hole under a wall that has no foundations, what could possibly go wrong?

    Onwards to disaster.

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    No dry night here :) Good beer swilling reunion with my old Ini mates. Glad I'm not riding the bike tomorrow...its going to be a long Friday I reckon...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    bg13 wrote:
    TKM FOR MASTERCHEF!
    8)

    Fridayyyyy!

    Morning Losers!

    A night of no sleep and severe headaches means I'm calling in sick today... :mrgreen:

    I'm heading over to Bury later for the weekend, staying at my dog-walking friends house. She's off today...

    Laters!
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    TKM - hope you get a decent walk in :)

    Working locally today so early doors for the pub
  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    Afternoon turnip heids!

    Not done a lot today as its a bit nippy over here.

    Off to a quiz later where my amazing general knowledge will ensure we win nothing!

    Onwards to clueless boozing!

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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,821
    Evening gardeners of the uphill variety,
    Fairly busy day at work until 3 when I cleared off so I could take the girl to another appointment, now sat in a waiting room. Back home then to the pub for me next. Very glad it's the weekend.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    Evenin',

    Ferkin busy day at work but managed to fit in a steak lunch with recruiter who is trying to persuade me to interview with some outfit in The City.. Now feeling lazy so think I'll do sweet FA this evening :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    saturday

    Can sleep in, but body decided against it :(

    This morning is dad taxi and haircuts, with this afternoon a trip into town for a meal and some beers :)
  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    Morning bell whackers,

    Pigs decided against getting up for breakfast again as its a bit too cold for them so we've only just fed em! Off to a second hand shop to try and get some furniture today, it's all fun here!

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    Had a bit of a lie in. Now sitting in Costas supping one of their bucket sized coffees while the trouble n strife's car gets a couple of new tyres fitted.

    Later is a few more jobs, spit of footy following and then round to the neighbours for a 40th birthday bash. This will be good because they do plutonium strength punch and they are Spanish/Argentine so it will be a MILFtastic party :P Especially after a few glasses of punch.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    Sunday

    Today was an early start so I've helped the wife and ironed some shirts whilst watching point break

    Now is tea and getting ready for a run into town to pick up my car and then it's a few job before pub tune
  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    Morning twunts,

    Been picking up pig poo today and there's lots of it!

    Nothing else to report

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  • musclebeach
    musclebeach Posts: 116
    The lass has been at work all day, so i've been around her house, got up late, won £30 on the footy, watched TV then felt lazy so went for a 15K road ride, then to re-address the balance she's bringing back Pizza Hut takeout back after work.....all in all, very productive day!

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